Dad Joke Executioner

"who the hell is kanye west?"

[heyitsmesans-blog]

I only nerf when god sleeps me

[aluminium-shavings]

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[heyitsmesans-blog]

Do you want to meet them?

sure? i guess? not really out to meet people but if they aren’t causing trouble i see no reason to yeet them back to their timeline

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse a word and they’ll tell you something about their past related to that word (Angst Edition).

For starting angsty, sometimes difficult, conversations. The words can be taken in any loose way the mun/muse can use them. Trigger warnings apply.

Nightmare Loneliness Forget Heartbreak Luckless Anger Confusion Neglect Fear Illness Death Loss Monster Misunderstanding Loveless Dark Painful Cold Disloyalty Abandonment Escape Break Injury Dissociation  Panic Cruelty Lost Misfortune Lies Abuse Emotionless Blood Goodbye Incomplete Hollow Evil Noise Threat Unrequited Change

[heyitsmesans-blog]

My Kris is too shy and pacifist to drop-kick anyone for any reason, they might snap once and accidentally smack someone in the face but then they would immediately feel guilty about it afterwards. Believe it or not, Frisk-like Krises somehow exist

ill believe anything at this point, they sound like good people in any case. 

[heyitsmesans-blog]

Hey do you play Minecraft mr. Fingers in his ass guy

why am i being punished who is sending these nerds to bury me with their recycled memes

[heyitsmesans-blog]

while im here ill also address a question i keep deleting. papyrus isn’t around.  stop asking for him. 

[heyitsmesans-blog]

What if I told you that there's a Kris who doesn't try to dropkick you every time they see you

id call you a filthy liar what is this nonsense.

[heyitsmesans-blog]

A bit rude, but understandable.

no offense all jokes aside, i know more than most everyone in the multiverse is unique at their core, but they can also be uniquely bad, so im keeping a healthy distance for now. 

[heyitsmesans-blog]

omg! it’s fingers in his ass guy!

this is for sure hell, hell confirmed for smash. 

wait--

[heyitsmesans-blog]

Kayne West he likes-

-thru an xbox mic-  FINGERS IN HIS ASS

[heyitsmesans-blog]

*yeets some ketchup in your general direction* ;)

The skeleton opens his mouth as the bottle wheels his way, before snapping his jawbone shut on the bottom end of the bottle and tilting his head back as the contents drain from the perforations made by his fangs.

*glugglugglugglug--*

[heyitsmesans-blog]

How did the "Fingers in his ass guy" joke start

fuck if i know but ive given up fighting it. i take solace in knowing “me”s across the multiverse are sufferin along with me

[heyitsmesans-blog]

:(

it's not u it's mejk its def u

[heyitsmesans-blog]

It's a platonic drop kick

i appreciate the sentiment but I’m pretty sure even that would dust me

[heyitsmesans-blog]

time to go back to sleep.

[heyitsmesans-blog]

What's your opinion on trans and enby peeps?

The only enby person I seem to have a problem with is Kris and that’s primarily because they keep trying to dropkick me.