I wish I could tell 90s Jen that she will still be going to see blink 182 18 years later but also that Tom got abducted by aliens or some shit so now the guy from the band who sings about heroin (and is just a little too much for her right now, bless her soul) is the new guitar player. Oh and that y2k ain't no thing. Happy 182.0 day one and all.














