Yuriko Kotani / Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

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Claire Keane
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Cosimo Galluzzi
NASA
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
DEAR READER
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe

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we're not kids anymore.
Mike Driver

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@heyjudethedude
Yuriko Kotani / Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt
Just want to be clear about my boundaries.
when you smoke weed one time
“Smoking canabis isn’t about withdrawing from your family. It’s about altering your perception of them … so they’re tolerable”
Disjointed (via bretro)
Disjointed
“ This isn’t a story about Forgiveness, it’s about Revenge ”
Ready to head back to Spain
Fun facts about your sign here
Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease
Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero. She:
was admitted to Julliard at 8.
was performing in top venues by 16.
pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.
was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.
went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.” Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.
refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.
She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten. But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.
@theladyragnell
Let’s un-forget her.
Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease
Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero. She:
was admitted to Julliard at 8.
was performing in top venues by 16.
pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.
was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.
went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.” Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.
refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.
She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten. But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.
@theladyragnell
Let’s un-forget her.
I wish I could ignore you, like you ignore me
5.08am thoughts (via lust-is-me)
Aries: We didn’t realize we were making memories. We just knew we were having fun. Taurus: Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Gemini: Goodbye? Oh no, please. Can’t we go back to page one and do it all over again? Cancer: Some people care too much, I think it’s called love. Leo: Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved. Virgo: “I don’t feel very much like Pooh today,” said Pooh. Libra: Sometimes the smallest things take up the most space in your heart. Scorpio: How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard? Sagittarius: Promise me you’ll always remember: you’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. And more loved than you’ll ever know. Capricorn: Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So, today is my favorite day. Aquarius: A friend is one of the nicest things you can have & one of the best things you can be. Pisces: I think we dream so that we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams we can be together all the time.
—A Winnie The Pooh quote for every sign. (via sodiumforsaltytimes)
The best translations into English do not, in fact, read as if they were originally written in English. The English words are arranged in such a way that the reader sees a glimpse of another culture’s patterns of thinking, hears an echo of another language’s rhythms and cadences, and feels a tremor of another people’s gestures and movements.
Ken Liu, Translator’s Postscript to The Three Body Problem by Liu Cixin (via theletterkilleth)
Where you can find the signs at:
Aries: Horse racing bet Taurus: Some fancy event Gemini: Online Cancer: The library Leo: The Mall Virgo: Hair salon Libra: Lying on their bed Sagittarius: Tattoo shop Capricorn: The gym/ swimming pool Aquarius: Hitchhiking to Wonderland Pisces: Some music concert Scorpio: You can’t find them, they’ll find you *obviously* It’s just for fun
the most sensitive signs
fire: leo
earth: virgo
air: libra
water: pisces