look up, the stars are fading.

She/her. 35. Likes: Words. Geography. Silence. Autumn. Sports. Snark. The Oxford Comma. Dislikes: Feelings. Ignorance and bigotry. Most men.

[depsidase]

[displeasedwolf]

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

[clubhoops]

[sunflower-eddiediaz]

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

[shouldaleftitat]

one day i will open tumblr and the only thing on my dashboard will be franchaela kissing

[ivanhoe-dont-do-it]

everyday I am haunted by whispers of the chronologically impossible Chappell roan episode of glee

[ivanhoe-dont-do-it]

things I know for certain (visions which plague both me and my wife):

- puck sings casual about [girl] (Rachel/Quinn/Lauren/etc) bc she rebuffed him due to his delinquency, with “knee deep in the passenger seat and [we’re makin’ out] is it causal now” swapped in

- cheerios do hot to go perfectly + sue calls them garbage babies

- Kurt does pink pony club in a way that is both gay and homophobic, possibly to cheer up sad Rachel

-Rachel is singing good luck babe to Finn in a way that makes outright mockery of the lesbian overtones with zero self awareness

- the girls do femininomenon and the “can you play a song with a [freakin] beat?” Would be split between Mercedes and Santana due to Ryan Murphy’s incurable racism

- will schuester does something he should be fired for

things I am unsure of:

- whether Santana does super graphic ultra modern girl for the “never waste a Friday night on a first date” or naked in manhattan for “and we both have a crush on Regina George” but she does not get to do “good luck babe” even though it is thematically appropriate for her arc bc Rachel is singing that to Finn, though she might get a backup vocal in the choir room

- what Mike chang’s up to

[trans1oa]

some disagreement from pou after she was announced to have won mvp

[cyborgpsychic]

I love that people brought the Walter cup out with fucking white gloves on, and they announced how it's pure silver whatever, and then these dirtbag jocks immediately filled the thing with beer and did lesbian communion with it

[suckerpuck]

Can Geese Get Drunk? | Game 4, MTL @ OTT, 5.20.2026

[beauvilliers]

PWHL Walter Cup Finals 2026 Montréal Victoire @ Ottawa Charge | May 20, 2026

[unoqlo]

"Abby, let's go, wife line babyyy" (-)

[balletandbow]

[hearteyesilya]

another wife line goal to break pou out of jail!

|| montreal victoire vs ottawa charge || may 20th, 2026 ||

[hearteyesilya]

my beloved wife line goal

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

[darrenpillowscriss]

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[its6ixam]

˗ˏˋ OTTAWA @ MONTRÉAL ⫶ walter cup finals ⋆ game 2 ˎˊ˗

[1/2]

[melrows]

i hope fic writers were taking notes on the first game in the pwhl cup final 🏒🏳️‍🌈✍️ the gayest team in the leagueTM is down by 1 with 18 seconds left. the normally stoic alternate captain laura stacey falls to the ice screaming clutching her knee after a hit into the boards. captain marie-philip poulin, her wife, waves over medics. they snap her knee back into place while stacey screams in pain. poulin helps her off the ice. play resumes and poulin assists a game-tying goal in the last TWO FREAKING SECONDS. immediately returns to the bench to ask about her wife. regulation ends, and by the time overtime starts 20 minutes later, stacey has rallied and leads the team back out onto the ice. the gayest team in the leagueTM wins in overtime.