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I think that in real life…. Relationships r like . Your partner WILL ‘trauma dump’ on you. You will have to perform ‘emotional labor’ for your partner. Your partner will make mistakes. You will also do all of these things. The very nature of love is irrational and problematic and difficult …. To expect a relationship to be free of these things is strange to me…. The point is that your relationship to that person is ultimately worth it, and worth growing with them, helping each other, seeing the worst parts of another person and being able to love them anyway

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dirudo

Lmao ur cute af lemme talk to you

talk then

demisatyr

the power that radiates from this post

crocomire-deactivated20151208

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

missingdinosaur-deactivated2013

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

princekarkat

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031

Omg I can’t

mr-dilliams

As a guy I second this.

microbewrangler

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

naamahdarling

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

chadjesus

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

daftpunk-delorean

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

uriigamii

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

thegirlinthebyakko

They also must come with a terrible underwire that sometimes breaks or stabs them from time to time.

adgunty

This is great.

sixpenceee

Golden Tortoise Beetle Disguises Self as Ladybug

“Their ability to adjust the reflectivity of their shell is very different from other animals—such as chameleons and squid—that change color via expanding and contracting pigment cells in their skin.

Their exoskeleton acts as a sort of portable mirror using liquid, changing color via nano-sized channels that control fluid levels in the layers under their shell. When moisture fills these channels, the layers of the shell become smooth and evenly reflect light for a mirrored effect. When stressed, the beetle dries up that fluid, diminishing the mirror-like properties and revealing the base red pigment beneath. The researchers liken this ability to ‘a switchable reflector.’”

Source, Source, Source

sixpenceee

It’s a strobe light slightly out of sync of falling drops.

Source

:)

ITS HALLOWEEN!!!!

bossyheifer-deactivated20200822

Will always reblog. Amazing.

silverbeardmtnman

A nice visual of nature’s balance …. and capacity to renew itself. Always a reblog.

instructor144

Always a reblog.

elsersblog

This is what’s called a trophic cascade. (troph: eating related) The addition or removal of top predators completely shifts and rebalances a food chain and ecosystem (though if I remember correctly it can also occur in the other direction, i.e. removal of the lowest stage in the food chain can ALSO completely change it).

love-personal

badluckbadger

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

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what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

sugarpiss

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

mitski-miyawakis

story time.

beyondplusultra

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

updatepls-deactivated20180722

“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”

DEAD

localgays2

“Story time.

I have this one white friend.

And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.” And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”