In a short 15 weeks, Joserisms and I will be meeting our little girl! 🎀👶🏻💗
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
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In a short 15 weeks, Joserisms and I will be meeting our little girl! 🎀👶🏻💗
Filed under reasons for my tumblr absence. Due October 2017!
It's that time of year! Happy December, tumblr!
Nephew kisses- better than summer vacation!
Hillary Clinton sends a hopeful and gracious message in her concession speech
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Haven't even left the house and I can't tell you how many times I've had to reapply my makeup because I'm in tears. Time to face my students and tell them that differences of opinions are okay, but hatred is not.
Me: *points to plotline* How many of you have seen something like this before? Student: YES! At the hospital!
Word of the Week: Deflect
Inspired by Trump.
BSB
Guys. Joserisms loves me so much, he bought me tickets to go see Backstreet Boys in Vegas!!!
Figurative Language
Tomorrow's Daily Language Review:
Identify the following figurative language.
1. Donald Trump's favorite phrase is, "to be honest."
A. Simile
B. Metaphor
C. Idiom
D. Hyperbole
E. Irony
2. Donald Trump yelled out to all of America, "My temperament is my strongest asset!"
A. Simile
B. Metaphor
C. Idiom
D. Hyperbole
E. Irony
Key: The answer for both is E. Irony.
Mansplaining
Just because one “mansplains” loudly and aggressively, it does NOT make him intelligent nor accurate. I would not allow this behavior in my classroom, so why should it be considered for our country?
Poseidon's "seahorse."
Saturday//Caturday
I would like you all to meet my most adorable little bitty nephew!! Can't wait to kiss those cheeks next week!
My sister is in the hospital about to pop out my nephew, so I called my dad, and this is the conversation that ensued...
Dad: *answers phone* Labor and delivery!
Me: Hey! How are things going?
Dad: Slow.
Me: Any updates?
Dad: [Some friends] just brought us some food.
Me: That was nice, but what about Seester?
Dad: Oh. Here, you can talk to her.
Sixth grade math doodles.
Where's My Cane?
Me: *to students from another 6th grade class in mine for the afternoon* Make sure you get out your homework and work on something quietly.
Students: Mrs. J_________ didn’t give us any homework today!
Me: Bet you’re glad you have her as a teacher and not me! My class has work to do.
Students: No way! You’re super cool cause you’re only in your twenties!!
Me: *turned 30 on Sunday*