Noah Kahan

Product Placement

if i look back, i am lost
NASA
Claire Keane
Interview Vampire Daily
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

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Cosmic Funnies
Color Me Curious
Mike Driver
Monterey Bay Aquarium
ojovivo
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hello vonnie

shark vs the universe
Doug Jones
occasionally subtle

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@sorawinthyr
Slut shaming? No, I’m a slut encourager
Too accurate not to share
My friend just sent me this 😂
Some more context:
On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.
Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.
Okay ❤️ Yay ❤️
It works great for the capitalists.
i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO
the absolute classic, going in to kiss her just to fake her out and bite her instead......the way ive literally done this exact move before
Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?
Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.
When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.
I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.
I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.
Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.
Capitalism can't last forever and the people that come after it are gonna think you were so strong and so brave for even just surviving under it.
They will however also have access to archives of your internet search history and they will be judging what you got off to. Judging it positively. You're into some good stuff!
I live in fear of being of being harvested like the rest of my kin 💀
The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!