HeyTherePaperAlligator

plentyofpapers on AO3 Something something she/her

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[aq2003]

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

[god-i-love-opossums]

not Pinterest characterizing them accurately

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[apricops]

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[sacred-portal]

[kittybroker]

Feast your eyes on these two delicious hamburgers! Dig in with prices as low as only $8.90!

[300iqprower]

[devilleworship]

saw this on Insta and the idea that people who are anti-AI are just using it anyway like... willing to give it up? I ACTIVELY AVOID THAT SHIT BUD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

ALSO

It's not as if this shit has been around SOOO LONG. We all existed JUST FINE before this shit became THE THING someone decided to shove in our face like...

[beggars-opera]

I saw a response to this going around that basically said "this is like a meth head asking someone who's never done drugs how they could possibly survive a day without meth"

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[anik]

i love this guy

[apjvff]

*lunges at you with hoe movements*

[dubiousdisco]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[sealedspring]

will graham to his cannibal husband

[langernameohnebedeutung]

the 'how big is your english vocabulary' test dropped new ship dynamics

[dusttt]

To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

[miliabyntite]

[heypaperalligator-blog]

hr fic has RUINED my patience for waiting for updates. i check DAILY and im usually rewarded

but i still get annoyed when im not