curious and curiouser

Sage. “Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.”

[heysage]

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[ophelia--s]

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[heysage]

ill do this to him 4 u

or we can team up

[mr-davidclark]

It could, could it? And who could I possibly blame for that? You, perhaps? Yes, I’m pretty sure, don’t you worry about me.

Alright, that’s good. The usual is always better than worse.

[heysage]

It very well could. Oh no, you couldn't possibly blame me. I would never do such an amazing, elaborate plan like that. Well if you do say so. Now I have very high expectations. I am now expecting high fashion designs.

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I do agree, although I wish losing patients wasn't a normal occurrence. 

[ophelia--s]

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[heysage]

YOU GO GIRL

SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS

YOU MAKE HIM BUILD A SNOWMAN WITH YOU

[ophelia--s]

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[heysage]

FIGHT HIM

K.O.

NO ONE MAKES YOU FEEL INSULTED WITHOUT A FIGHT

THUMB WRESTLE THE HELL OUT OF HIM

[mr-davidclark]

Yeah, that’s funny. Patrolling is going great. How are things at your side? Also.. my design choice is amazing.

[heysage]

Thank you for finding me humorous, but I should warn you that that situation could possibly happen. And are you sure your design choice is amazing? Because we don't want you embarrassing yourself.

Sorting files, new patients, surgery, trying to evade injuries like a boss. So, in short, the usual.

[mr-davidclark]

What did you just say?

[heysage]

Each pair of underwear you own is currently attached to all the doors in this building. I have to admit, some of your design choices were a little bit disappointing.

I'm just joking. Just wanted to ask how to whole patrolling thing is going for you guys since I haven't heard much lately.

[brightonhq]

"My name is Emmett, or Mr. Walls if you are so inclined. ‘Bad Boy’ is nowhere in my title. And what are you going to do if I don’t comply? Force me out? Nothing has warranted this check up - I’ve reported no injuries nor contact with the infected. If you’re so concerned - schedule a check up. I don’t have time for this."

[heysage]

"Well, Mr. Bad Boy, the name's Sage, and I am inclined to call you what I wish to call you. What will I do if I don't comply, you ask? Oh, simply just sit here and wait until you do comply. Forcing you out of your own area isn't an act that I would commit. Now, my question is what are you so busy with that even a small check up for your personal well-being is making you act like a grumpy alpaca?"

[fckolivxr]

"I’d say that’s a very passive-aggressive form of revenge, but whatever works for you."

"Indeed I am, so it sucks to be you. Why, do you need me for something? Because I could make some time for you."

[heysage]

"Is it? Then shall I become a poltergeist or some possessing demon ghost thing instead? You know the whole story. Haunt the old homes, someone hires a medium because they're frightened to the bone, medium hires an exorcist, and then I die. All that jazz."

"I prefer working compared to my exceptionally boring break time. Oh, you could now? Actually, can you file this large stack of files for me? Should be around two hundred a fifty papers. Not much, right? I'm sure you could finish it in no time."

[brightonhq]

"Interrupting me, encroaching on my personal space, the fact that I didn’t ask to be checked up on.. All logical reasons why you should stay away. I am more than capable of handling my own injuries."

[heysage]

"Well, let me clarify something Mr. Bad Boy. It's my job to check up on everyone here, whether you like it or not. So, yes, I am encroaching on your personal space but I do assume you have to deal with it. I'll leave when I make sure you're not going to turn into a rabid on me or die from blood loss -- because I will get in trouble otherwise. Alright? Alright."

[brightonhq]

"There is no logical reason I would be bleeding to death."

[heysage]

"There is no logical reason why I shouldn't check just in case. You people in Protection always find some way to get one injury or another, whether you notice it or not."

[rptees-blog]

So, I’m in the process of making a list for the next trip. What are some of the wants, or needs? Medicine, types of food? It better not be dumb shit again like porno mags, or latex condoms. Don’t even get me started on the weird kinky shit.

[heysage]

You don't have to worry about me asking about those supplies that are not at all needed; however, I can not say the same about everyone else here. We need more bandages, rubbing alcohol, those kinds of things. Oh, and a gigantic gummybear would be nice to have.

[fckolivxr]

"Are you just going to hover in the doorway? Come in and sit down, at least."

[heysage]

"Didn't you know I'm a ghost and all I do is hover in the doorways to fulfill my revenge?"

"I'm still working, I needed to check up on some files. Are you on break?"

[gabriel--rice]

"If you’re done with the stand-up comedy, we can get to work. No new patients. Lost a few though, so you can clear their files and re-purpose the folders."

[heysage]

"Thank you for believing that was stand-up comedy. I just learned that it doesn't take much to make you think my lines as comedy. Lost a few? ---- A - alright. I'll do that right now. Who did we lose?"

[kyle-the-protector-blog]

That would be perfect! I’m Kyle by the way.

[heysage]

Great! Then I will get to that potion right away. Sage, nice to meet 'cha Kyle.

[brightonhq]

"Your reason for interrupting me must be very good."

[heysage]

"Just making sure that you're not bleeding all over the place. I think that's a very good reason for interrupting you."

[lindadeedarling]

"Alright, cool, glad that one’s clarified. But doing the first few steps isn’t cooking, it’s doing the first few steps because everyone’s kinda worried that you’ll waste resources. Seriously? That’s kinda cool, I guess, I mean, that you’re focused or whatever. Though, not sure how that’d work in medical, don’t you have to listen to people to help them?"

[heysage]

"Everyone's kind of worried that the food would be too good for them, you mean? You're a pretty good cook Penny, alright? Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Oh, I focus on my work, so anything that has to do with what I'm doing stays within my focus; however, anything outside of that gets tuned out. Whoops?"