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“Exactly! Cause that’s not what Heroes do,” Thor agreed nodding his head and squeezed her hand gently. “Ah not exactly,” He said with a little playful smile and looked down, he was wearing sweatpants and a shirt but he figured he looked decent enough, with his free hand he called on Stormbreaker and closed his eyes, sighing with relief when Stormbreaker came from the corner of the room and didn’t break anything on its path, he pulled Nat closer by the hand he was holding and opened the Bifrost. They appeared in the middle of Walmart and thor walked around pulling Natasha by the hand until he found the juice aisle. “Pick the one that you like best,” He prompted and once she had handed it to him, he squeezed her hand and then let it go, “Uh… You may need to step a little further away for the next part,” He advised as he made his way to the cashiers, he stood for a moment with a smile on his face until he noticed a woman looking at him to often and he approached with a smile. “Hello Ma’am, my name is Thor, son of Odin, God of Thunder and Avenger.” He made sure to stand a little taller and tense the muscles on his arms and chest. “I am not of this planet and I have no dollars… But I would really appreciate if you would be so kind as to buy this for me if you can.” He asked with his most charming smile and after she agreed and took a couple of pictures where she hugged him a little too close he thanked her once again and then turned to Natasha with a big smile as he waved the juice.
Natasha only ever seen the Bifrost used, but never had she experienced it. So she was a little weary when Thor pulled her in closer and conjured it up. The redhead didn’t know what to expect but the blur of colors was a wonderful sight to behold. Once they land she’s a bit wobbly but she gets her wits about her and she’s looking around the Walmart. No one has seen their unusual entrance and Natasha nods her head at Thor’s request, picking her favorite. Everfresh apple juice and then handing it to the god of thunder. She watches as the blonde uses his charm to get the lady to buy the juice for him and she laughs a little, crossing her arms as she does. Once he was finished she takes it from it, and opens it to take a sip. “Seduction works great. Maybe I should try that next time.”








