siiick

well, howdy.

[svndered]

concept: you let someone in and they stay

[fella-lovin-fella]

itll be okay *puts a little flower in your hair*

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God

[memewhore]

[teenagerposts]

[aproblemlikebrianna-deactivated]

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

[concerningwolves]

Can I just–

[autodiscothings]

Oh it got better

[hai-tea]

[perspectiv8]

oh

[thecreatorsproject]

[10knotes]

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

This is very good.

[parthenogenon]

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

It’s wax.

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[capnsaltsquid]

What do I do when I have a whole month of insomnia, and medicine isn’t helping?

THIS.

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[thefurtrade]

VINES ARE THERAPY

[dont-fear-thereaper]

imcrying

[davids-harbour]

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[amusementforme]

PUT THIS VIDEO IN A FUCKING MUSEUM. 

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[sunrisingtarot]

PAY ATTENTION !!! 👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

[asdfghjkllkjjhgfds-deactivated2]

WATCH THIS ENTIRE VIDEO. WATCH THEIR SHOW. SUPPORT PEOPLE WHO COVER THESE ISSUES WITH FACTS.

[geckghost]

i’ve started letting my shibe sleep in my bed at night, and she always starts off snuggled under the blanket, then partway through the night she gets too hot and sticks her little snout out to get some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my heart. dogs are so good. so good.

[geckghost]

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[valtsv]

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

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