holy ghosts, ryan!

June I don’t post but I’m too stubborn to delete

[ryan-bergaras]

buzzfeed unsolved true crime:

buzzfeed unsolved supernatural:

[of-sunshine-and-sea]

I’m rewatching BuzzFeed Unsolved and it’s season 2, The Ghosts and Demons Of Bobby Mackey’s episode and this moment at the end of it when Shane ask demons to do try to kill him, he looks like he’s staring at something or someone in there.

He’s like “Bitch, I dare you, come on, show yourself to the world”

[booliever]

ryan has had almost no fear this season so there can be two conclusions drawn.

1. he’s grown as a person and is more confident in facing his fears and demons (literally)

2. he’s fucking possesed its ricky goldsworth back and better than ever

[dream-rabbit]

3. Shane finally confessed to being a demon and Ryan now knows he is ghost proof

[door]

um

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

…………continue

[shanemagej]

this week on buzzfeed unsolved we investig-

[andrewilynyckyj]

The closest we’ll ever get to a crossover

[beaniegara]

should we harmonize?

[beaniegara]

#ok but i was NOT expecting ryan to go for the low note like that and i’m.#anyway i need this on itunes asap (@totallythamy) binch me neither that was so good

[ryanbergara2]

Ridiculous things that actually happened on BuzzFeed Unsolved:

Shane and Ryan stole a bridge from a demon

Called other demons of said bridge “horny boys”

Played classical music in a haunted asylum and Shane danced to it

Tried to summon ghost kids with a toy dog

Ordered pizza to a demon house

Shane also invited Satan to hang out at said demon house

Did a seance after looking it up on wikihow 

Shane sprawled on his back on a pentagram drawn on the floor and shouted “ROCK AND ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

Tried luring Bigfoot with beer 

Ryan screaming bloody murder at a flashlight turning on and off

Accidentally lured coyotes whilst calling out for Mothman

Shane spending an entire episode visibly affected by bad hotdogs

Ryan making and wearing a tinfoil fucking hat 

Real fact #666 Shane is a sexual deviant 

The pair of them sat in a hotel hot tub with no working jets 

Ryan absolutely 100% convinced a place was haunted because he found his name in graffiti on a wall and a ball rolled under it

Dressing in shitty costumes in the middle of fucking Salem 

They spent the entire Viaduct Tavern episode drunk

Shane getting someone to scare Ryan in London Tombs while he sat and casually ate some cookies he found

Ryan being scared by Shane’s fart

[youpieceofshitshane-deactivated]

vines that remind me of buzzfeed unsolved 

(i don’t own any of these and all credit goes to the original owners)

[softilnyckyjj]

Nurse: you have been in a coma for the past few months

Goatman: oh my I cant wait to go back to the bridge that i own all by myself

[ismymouthred]

so apparently if you mention the word ‘boysenberry’ anywhere near buzzfeed you just automatically summon ryan bergara.

[yaboyunsolved-archive]

choose your fighter

[thepossessionofshanemadej]

[gudetama-tamad]

i’m SOBBING

[lumpiaful]

[spooksandwheezes]

first date vs. one hundredth date

[yoimlya-deactivated20211231]

shane: lmaoooo ryan fr. thomas is going to be really ashamed of u

shane, five seconds later: hey DEMONS 😈 yoU FCKIN WIMPS™ 😱 mmmmmmFUCk ye Boi mmmm you think youre So tough eh 💪💪 MY Friend Ryan Bergara here 👻 thinKs you aint so tough anyway this bridge is Ours now 💁‍♂️🛤 thanks For coming in to My TEDemon talk hmmmmm ‼️‼️

[ghostwheeze]

ryan during the hot daga

[wheezebois]

true goals is ryan posting a picture of helen for international women’s day just sayin

[ryanbergara2]

Tiny things about The Ghoul Boys™ that make me smile: 

They visited England and watched Would I Lie To You?, Ryan rubs his belly after big meals and Shane doesn’t care for it one bit, Ryan’s favourite film is Back to the Future, Shane considers himself a timid man, when they promo their Q+As and it always ends in Shane throwing something at Ryan, when they refer to each other as “big guy” and “little guy”, Shane calling them a package deal, the height jokes they throw at each other, when Shane said with all sincerity that he thinks Ryan could have saved JFK, Shane sending the guy in the London Tombs to “check on” Ryan AKA scare the shit out of him while he sat eating cookies.