Round 2 of teh tumblr robot sexyperson tournament!
Caine vs hal 9000
Caine
hal
Aaaargh I am turning into an evil pretentious cinephile
KIROKAZE
NASA

Love Begins
The Stonewall Inn
d e v o n

tannertan36

titsay

PR's Tumblrdome
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
The Bright Sessions
sheepfilms
art blog(derogatory)
noise dept.
Color Me Curious
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
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blake kathryn
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Round 2 of teh tumblr robot sexyperson tournament!
Caine vs hal 9000
Caine
hal
Aaaargh I am turning into an evil pretentious cinephile
it sucks being a nuance enjoyer on the "if it has any problems it's irredeemably bad and therefore morally wronger" site
sometimes there's good things that happen and bad things that happen and both things are true
and with regards to like media and media criticism, if you need a moral reason to not like something you don't have your own taste nor the heart of a hater. you're just waiting for someone else to form an opinion to justify your biases
a lot of you like to sort media into problematic or not problematic and act like that's the same as good art vs bad art when like it depends, sometimes, maybe
I love posting about 2001: ASO and seeing the five to ten people who are active in the fandom in my notes. Hello gang
What if it was frank poo instead of frank poope
I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there
bro dgaf 💔
Has your Blorbo ever deliberately killed someone?
Yes. It was justified
Yes. It was not justified
Yes. Some were justified. Some were not justified
Not deliberately. They’ve killed someone. But it was an accident
No. They’ve never killed anyone
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Floyd is one blorbo. He didn't deliberately kill the astronauts. But there is discussion to be had if he could have prevented it.
Has your Blorbo ever deliberately killed someone?
Yes. It was justified
Yes. It was not justified
Yes. Some were justified. Some were not justified
Not deliberately. They’ve killed someone. But it was an accident
No. They’ve never killed anyone
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HAL 9000 is one blorbo. He is famous in pop culture for one thing and that is panic murder.
Was it justfied to his altered state? Yes.
Was it justified overall? No.
Chandra: "When I go back to Earth I'll make a HAL-10000!"
Floyd: "IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAAAAA
> Deactivate crazy boyfriend supercomputer
> Discover that humanity discovered aliens
> Elaborate
> Listen to Verdi's "DIES IRÆ"
> Enter Monolith
> Interstellar travel
> Sleep
> Transcend Humanity
What a Chad
hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”
in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”
Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey
“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”
also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:
“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up
As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.
Official ominous sign(s)
living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this
'2010: Odyssey Two' --A Review
Okay, so my experience with this series is a little odd, because growing up, I had the last two books (2061 and 3001) but not the first two books on the bookshelves, so I've read 2061: Odyssey Three a lot. I knew I had seen both movies (2001 and 2010), but I wasn't sure I had read the first two books, though I think I had read this book at least once before, so I felt like the first two were worth revisiting, as I wasn't entirely sure I had read the first one at all.
My review of the first book also got tied up with my rewatch of the movie and wound up on my Substack instead of here. But I did not watch the movie, so you get just a book review this time.
So, to clear things up: yes, I saw the movie at one point. I think it was years ago, back when Netflix sent you DVDs in those little red envelopes. I'm honestly not a huge fan of remakes, but if there is a movie that I'd be okay with a remake of, it would be 2010: Odyssey Two. (I remember this movie being fairly pedestrian and starring Roy Scheider and that's about it, to be honest.) The book is written in much of the same style as 2001, which means it's heavy on description, especially in the Bowman/Starchild parts of the book, but I do think with the right director-- big, visionary, trying to fill the shoes of what Kubrick did with 2001-- you could remake this and it would work.
The obvious choice is obviously Denis Villeneuve. Dune is fantastic. He's probably the right choice to revive James Bond, and there are rumors and whispers that he wants to adapt Rendezvous with Rama, which would be AMAZING. I'd lean towards Villeneuve tackling Rama first, but I don't know who else you would get to do this who would be on that same level, especially with science fiction experience. It would take someone as big as Kubrick to do this right with modern technology and visual effects, I think.
We start, once more, with Heywood Floyd. He's no longer the man in charge of the Space Agency for the Americans-- he's got a wife, a kid, a pretty cool house in Hawaii that involves dolphins and a cushy job in academia, but he's still bothered by the failure of the Discovery mission and the fact that he sent multiple people to their deaths. When the Russians announce a mission to go check things out (as the big black thing Dave Bowman vanished into is still out at Jupiter-- but not Saturn, as this is a change from the first book), the Americans want someone to go along, and they suggest Floyd. He's reluctant (wife, new kid), but for his conscience, he wants to get answers as to what happened, so he agrees to go.
(Now, spoiler alert: his marriage implodes as a result-- but again, the way Clarke writes, we don't get to see a lot of the marital stress on the page. There are references to his wife, Caroline, being obviously unhappy, and he worries about it throughout the mission, but the end of it happens off-page and feels odd and a bit abstract. He also has a weird moment with one of the crew, Zenia, during their aerobraking maneuver to get into Jupiter's orbit, which is a one-off situation, seems perfectly nice, but she ends up with someone else, so I wasn't entirely sure of the purpose of having a singular interaction between two characters. I do think Zenia sees Floyd as a safe person to confide her fears in, which would be legit-- but we see no prior interaction between them establishing that!)
The Chinese 'space station' suddenly being revealed to be a ship and subsequently crashing on Europa and finding life is awesome. It's a jolt of electricity to the plot that's needed, but after they lose contact with them, we settle back into 'there's a big ass thing in orbit, plus Discovery is here.'
Speaking of: Dave's back! Dave Bowman returns through the gate-- he's both kind of still Dave Bowman and yet not at the same time. We also find out who he's working for-- kind of, anyway, and they reveal both that the core of Jupiter is a gigantic diamond and that there's life in Jupiter, but probably won't go anywhere-- yet the life on Europa could. Dave Bowman visits Earth, sees his Mom and an old girlfriend one last time and eventually pleads with his bosses-- once he understands the plan-- to warn his colleagues. They allow this, but only to a point.
This is another jolt of energy to the book, because the sudden reappearance of Dave to Heywood with a warning to leave Jupiter within 15 days or else provides a new wrinkle, as the big giant monolith isn't doing anything much, and Heywood has to convince everyone that he's not crazy and make a plan to meet the deadline. They do and get out just in time, as the big monolith vanishes and then reappears in Jupiter and, for all intents and purposes, starts to eat and then, boom. Jupiter explodes and is stellarized into a second sun. But a cold one?
The way this would actually work in real life would be insane to think about. Clarke just kind of proclaims 'the effective end of night' and says everyone's happy about it because of productivity reasons, except for the astronomers who can't see shit now. Farmers love it because they can grow more... hold the phone, friends, WHAT? Even if you're assuming an Alaska-type situation, human biology needs that diurnal cycle. What does this do to that? How does this change humanity? Is this more like a second moon, always shining? WHAT? EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME MORE PLEASE.
So frustrating-- similarly, Dr. Chandra should have been way crazier than he was portrayed here. He sort of mentions in passing that he disconnected their emergency shutdown for HAL months ago and wants to stay with HAL, yet in the end doesn't.
I think I'm going to have to finish this series out, because I remember the latter two being much more fleshed out than the first two are, which might be a consequence of Clarke writing more for screen than plot-- that's my hypothesis anyway. We'll see if it's true. In the meantime, My Grade: *** out of ****
Just finished reading 3001: A space odyssey
So I’ve been quite busy with work, college and artfight, but I finally managed to squeeze in the time to finally read the final space odyssey book. So here’s my extremely unorganized review of it. (Spoilers ahead of course)
It was all a dream
FOUNDATIONS OF MISSION CONTROL
To instill within ourselves these qualities essential for professional excellence: Discipline Being able to follow as well as lead, knowing that we must master ourselves before we can master our task. Competence There being no substitute for total preparation and complete dedication, for space will not tolerate the careless or indifferent. Confidence Believing in ourselves as well as others, knowing that we must master fear and hesitation before we can succeed. Responsibility Realizing that it cannot be shifted to others, for it belongs to each of us; we must answer for what we do, or fail to do. Toughness Taking a stand when we must; to try again, and again, even if it means following a more difficult path. Teamwork Respecting and utilizing the ability of others, realizing that we work toward a common goal, for success depends on the efforts of all. To always be aware that suddenly and unexpectedly we may find ourselves in a role where our performance has ultimate consequences. To recognize that the greatest error is not to have tried and failed. but that in trying, we did not give it our best effort.
–The Foundations of Mission Control, a one-page statement summarizing the values essential to a controller attaining excellence. The text was written by flight director Pete Frank.
Elliot Alderson (Mr. Robot) vs Halman (Space Odyssey)
Elliot Alderson (Mr. Robot)
Halman (Space Odyssey)
Please let me know if I used the wrong image or tags for either character! I do my best, but I'm not in every fandom.
No propaganda was provided for Elliot Alderson.
Propaganda for Halman:
They loved each other so much their souls fused into one being who explores the solar system. The others can tell who is speaking even as they use the same body and voice. It's treated by the characters and author as totally normal and they are the most important character in the book.