> Be Heywood
> Be an important member of the Space Agency
> Your team found a black rectangle on the moon that's basically indestructible
> Elaborate
> Touch that thing that sends a signal to Jupiter/Saturn
> Send humans to Jupiter/Saturn
> They fucking die killed by the computer on board and one of them gets eaten by a bigger black rectangle
> Wife dies
> Depression
> Marry younger woman and have a child
> Depression
> The Russians are going back to Jupiter to check on Discovery and the crazy computer
> Elaborate
> Go with the Russians with an engineer and the crazy creator of the crazy computer
> Chinese ship lands on Europa
> They fucking die except one guy who found life on there and he becomes famous
> Elaborate
> Reach Discovery
> Reactivate crazy computer
> "It's MY fault if HAL went crazy?!?!"
> Reach Monolith
> It doesn't do shit
> Elaborate
> Depression
> Bowman appears and literally became God
> Elaborate
> "You have 15 days to leave Jupiter"
> Everyone thinks you're crazy
> Wife divorces with you
> Depression
> Monolith disappears
> Leave
> Jupiter explodes and fucking dies
> Lucifer
> Break your cranium back on Earth
> Hospital
> Year 2061
> Go on Halley's comet
> Your nephew crashed on Europa
> Elaborate
> There's a double of you that Becomes God too (What the fuck is going on)
> Fucking die
> Your god version is forgotten in the fourth book
