Speak softly, breathe again

My name is Katie, but most people call me Fitz

[everythingfox]

Learning to sing

(via)

[adventures-in-therapy]

If I was honest when I walked into my therapy appointment:

[cheaphalloweencostume]

local man sees really cool sword in pawn shop window

“holy shit” he has said

[thebelchers]

[onlytwitterpics]

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[alphacrone]

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

[renthony]

And we’re off to an excellent start.

[charlieconwayy]

You know what, Shawnie? I always thought that Topanga was the one person I couldn’t live without but she’s gone and you’re here and I’m alive so it must be you.

[shigraki]

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

[dicksnot-deactivated20210512]

[hopesumners]

[dionis-gg]

People be like "ew, why do you follow this artist? They make porn and that's gross" and I'm like bitch do you know how many cocks Michelangelo painted? That man had the balls to paint God's ass, don't come at me with that shit. All artists are guilty of the horny.

[revenantbird]

[cartoonfreack]

[followmeatnowkissmeyoufool-deac]

[thebootydiaries]

have a seat we need to talk

[everythingfox]

“What happens when you have heated tile flooring”

(via)

[anxietyproblem]

[waxworm-moved]

heres Roswell fighting a skeleton. before this i had NEVER seen him do a tail wave. for some reason this skeleton really fucking pissed him off.

[kaijutegu]

he is gonna throw those hands