the ol' rpc death match

the ol' rpc death match

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STATS AND PLACEMENTS

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Day Nine

i have been staring blankly at this page for ten minutes but um, here we go!

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two cannon shots can be heard in the distance, commemorating mindy mccready of district 3 and jade nguyen of district 9. the rpc has won the hunger games.

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Day Nine

i have been staring blankly at this page for ten minutes but um, here we go!

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i don't know how to say this. the rpc won the october 'anouk does the hunger games' hunger games.

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evening falls, two cannons sound blah blah blah, nothing could have prepared me to click proceed and immediately be given this

Night Seven...

you know what? fine.

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evening falls, two cannons sound blah blah blah, nothing could have prepared me to click proceed and immediately be given this

Night Seven...

you know what? fine.

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Day Seven...

opening with some drama, mindy throws a knife into viktor's chest, killing him instantly, while gwen falls into a frozen lake and drowns. rip @doctrinate and @loveologie. we have laughed with you. we have cried with you. now we mourn you.

jade goes hunting. the rpc makes a slingshot.

we have reached the final three.

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as evening falls six cannon shots can be heard in the distance, commemorating april o'neil, felicia hardy and hyuga neji of district 1, emperor geta of district 6, carol danvers of district 11, and adam warlock of district 12.

Night Six...

jade thinks about home. presumably also thinks about how many people have died from poisonings she didn't cause. very sad. mindy gazes up at the night sky. the rpc starts a fire. viktor destroys gwen's supplies while she sleeps. one of these things is not like the other.

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Day Six...

jade, the rpc and viktor team up to hunt for other tributes. they're the only ones who are unsuccessful though, with mindy setting off an explosive to kill geta, adam and felicia ( rip @soulbarer and @luckstole ), and carol finding gwen and attempting to poison her drink, before mistakenly taking the poisoned drink herself and dying. rip @warbyrds.

neji attempts to forrage, and unknowingly eats toxic berries, and dies. rip @fatedefy

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evening falls. one cannon shot is heard in the distance, commemorating the fallen lois lane.

Night Five...

emperor geta tends to adam's wounds, which he still has evidently, he's just upgraded to a different medic. you know who else has a wound? april. who has been stabbed by jade with a tree branch. this one's fatal though, rip @fthtrtle.

gwen and felicia run into each other and decide to truce for the night. i'm not going to say it but YOU all can infer what they're talking about. the rpc, neji, mindy and viktor take turns sleeping in shifts, while carol is awoken by nightmares.

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Day Five...

the alliance formed the night before breaks IMMEDIATELY, and the rpc sprains its ankle in its attempt to run away from adam. our new team up is felicia and april, who split up fairly quickly to search for resources, while jade scares mindy off.

neji constructs a shack, which i'm choosing to pretend means he's decided to move into the arena long-term, while geta and gwen both think about their respective homes; ancient rome and 1960's new york.

viktor injures himself. somehow. i'll leave that to your imagination.

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as the evening rolls in five cannon shots can be heard in the distance, commemorating the lives of frank miller, logan, han solo, kang dae-ho and uchiha sasuke. forever in our hearts etc etc.

Night Four...

geta goes to sleep, jade is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth, while gwen stays awake all night. our solo tributes are still perhaps having a better time than others, with the rpc tending to an injured adam, and mindy, in a full circle moment post frank-icide, killing lois with an explosive. rip @saintsplanet, you did the greatest service to us all.

neji and felicia talk about the tributes still alive and april, viktor and carol cheerfully sing songs together.

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Day Four...

the day continues. it's still remarkably non-violent; the only tribute doing anything really is carol who is hunting for the other tributes. meanwhile april searches for firewood, jade travels to higher ground, neji thinks about home and adam picks flowers while mindy collects fruit.

lois, who's won some fans by k-wording fmills. has received a gift of clean water - something felicia wishes she has as she looks for a water source. viktor has AGAIN been sent a weapon, receiving an explosive.

gwen tries to sleep through the day. geta, who should have tried the same, manages to injure himself.

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The Feast!

the cornucopia has been replenished with food, supplies, weapons and memoirs from the tributes families, however half of the remaining tributes decide not to go. which is arguably a smart move most times, however it's a remarkably non-violent affair this time around.

viktor gathers as much food as he can into a bag before fleeing, as does the rpc. meanwhile, carol and jade team up to get more supplies, as do april and geta. no one dies.

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as evening falls, three cannon shots can be heard in the distance, commemorating our fallen tributes, barbara gordon, garlan tyrell and odette flannegan

Night Three...

lois lane has killed frank miller. i repeat, lois lane has killed frank miller. unfortunately, the explosive she sets off to do so also kills han and dae-ho. rip @flyfalcons and @388s.

in more wild team up news, viktor von doom and mindy mccready are sleeping in shifts, while gwen, carol and april sing songs with each other, and jade, geta and the rpc discuss what they think might happen in the morning.

adam, seeing the end in sight, thinks about winning the games, while felicia, unable to start her fire, sleeps without warmth. it could always be worse though. logan has managed somehow to die of hypothermia. rip @clawalloy.

also! rip to @saintsknight's sasuke.

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Day Three...

with our archers gone we have some new contenders, with both geta and lois practicing archery. zoya is behind this pairing, i just cant prove it. felicia defeats the rpc in a fight, but spares its life. author frank miller thinks about home, neji discovers a river and logan travels to higher ground.

no one show this to marv wolfman

april injures herself, but not nearly as badly as garlan tyrell, who after his post brothers deaths cheer yesterday manages to blow himself up while trying to arm a landmine.

gwen, dae-ho, han and adam raid viktor's camp while he is hunting, which is the less violent version of what carol and mindy are up to; tracking down and killing babs. rip, queen. meanwhile, sasuke throws a knife into odette's head.

@ioracle, @darlingrat forever in our hearts

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evening falls. at last. after the most intense day of everyone's lives i assume. twenty three cannon shots can be heard in the distance, and images of the days fallen are projected onto the arena's roof. loras tyrell of district 2. the eternals (2021) and president fitz of district 3. terry long, clint barton and tora olafsdaughter of district 4. thomas blake, leia organa, chthon and willas tyrell of district 5. edward nygma and tim drake of district six, byanka mikhailovna and selina kyle of district seven. wade wilson, raven and peter quill of district 8. marguerite st. just and wallace "wally" west of district 9. talia al ghul of district 10. loki laufeyschild of district 11. roy harper and ieiri shoko of district 12. it's a lot to take in. but the night is long.

Night Two...

sasuke, odette and garlan sing songs together cheerfully, which is hilarious given the context of both of garlan's brothers just being killed. babs and geta are snuggling, as are logan and gwen. dae-ho, adam, carol and mindy are telling each other ghost stories which is apparently an attempt to lighten the mood?

same.

felicia and frank miller, who is somehow still fucking alive, set up their respective camps for the night, seemingly unaffected by the absolute carnage of the day before, while han is awoken by nightmares. because you know; the horrors. meanwhile, lois gets helplessly lost in the dark.

three tributes receive sponsor gifts in the night, of um. varying use.