[johnthestitcher]

Jackasses.

[on-the-tide-of-empire]

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[cybergirlfriend-deactivated2022]

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

[oknope]

teacher: where is your homework

me: queued

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

literally W H E R E is my older taller bf with nice muscles who spoils me

[tupacabra]

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: 

[onedirectiom]

my favorite thing is when an artist takes advantage of the fact that so many people listen to music with headphones these days and they do the thing when it goes in one ear and switches to the other or there’s like two different voices in each ear like hell yeah keep it up i like that shit

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[ashtoniwir]

It has been a year since 5sos made us pick what song we wanted to hear on slfl using twitter polls in which they didn’t play the songs that won

[hhhhhhhhhhffffffdddd]

If Shakespeare was alive in 2017:

Someone: POLITICS and ART should always be SEPARATE! There is NO REASON why ART should be POLITICAL!

William Shakespeare: *laughs. writes 3 more tiny hand jokes into his latest play, King Tiny Hands.*

[unrulygingerlesbian]

ummmm???? do people forget that hitler’s rise to power didn’t START with the holocaust??? like it wasn’t like day one he became chancellor and said “okay from now on, all jews are going to be put into camps”. it started so much more subtle than that. he started with quietly and subtly removing jewish people from civil services, from government positions, then from the entertainment industry, then from being on radio, then from medicine and sciences, then from not letting them go to university, THEN the nuremberg laws that officially classified jewish people as outcasts. THEN Kristallnacht. THEN ghettos. and then THEN the rounding up into camps. this all happened over a span of YEARS.

dictatorship doesn’t arrive with a slimy red bow, dripping with venom. it comes promising to make your country better by putting the blame conveniently on the backs of people that are easy targets and slowly raises the temperature on them until it reaches a boiling point. make no mistake. these ARE the signs of fascism. don’t pretend that there’s an overreaction when there really REALLY isn’t.

[zhora-salome]

Wannseekonferenz. The day the “final solution” was set into motion. 20th January 1942. Three years into WWII. Nine years after Hitler seized power. 

[bodysanctuary]

quick suggestion… stop fucking counting on celebrities to be your mouthpiece for social justice, aside from them not being exposed to what you’re exposed to, they’re not responsible for speaking out on every single issue, they’re not political activists and they’re not famous because they’re educated and socially aware, they’re likable and it ends there, don’t be all up in arms when they don’t say exactly what you want them too, they’re not perfect and you need to learn how to stop gassing people for doing the bare minimum and then getting infuriated when they make the tiniest slip up, that disappointment is on you

[hhhhhhhhhhffffffdddd]

tumblr: that thing you like is Problematic and you should feel bad for liking it

me, an adult capable of critical thinking and criticizing things while still wholeheartedly enjoying them: please get out of my living room

[swolizard]

*procrastinates to the last second*

am I angry at myself? you betcha

am i disappointed in my work? absolutely

have I learned my lesson? probably not

[hhhhhhhhhhffffffdddd]

night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow

morning of school: nevermind

[adoracioninfinita]

I’m obsessed with buying new makeup and skincare but I look the same everyday