Kenny the OSHA Cat

I Am A Cat Approximately 7 Or 8 Years Old

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Observing. Surveiling, even

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I Must Capture These Buges In My Yard

(video description: a black cat in an orange collar and black harness on a leash meowing and chirping at a grasshopper before unsuccessfully trying to swat it with his paw)

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biiiiiiig stretch scratch

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I'm obsessed with this thing

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SAFETY VIOLATION!

Mother I Am Not A Thing!

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SAFETY VIOLATION!

Mother Do Not Make GrandTheftAuto Edits Of Me!

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I'm obsessed with this thing

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SAFETY VIOLATION!

Mother I Am Not A Thing!

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SAFETY VIOLATION!

Mother needs to clean her bathroom!

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"my thoughts are my own. I am of sound mind. I am healthy in both mind and body. There's nothing negatively impacting my cognitive function." The black mold growing in my bathroom:

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SAFETY VIOLATION!

I am not moldy! 😾

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SAFETY VIOLATION!

Mother needs to clean her bathroom!

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SAFETY VIOLATION!

Mother RUDELY interrupted me when I was performing a safety inspection on the sun! She said "son don't stare at the sun like that, you need eclipse glasses" before she took this picture. EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, I AM KENNY THE HI VIS CAT AND I AM THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS SAFETY!

Mother has been fined an Altoids tin full of greenies treats for this abhorrent safety violation

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I Am Straight Up Eating Plance

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MOTHER FINALLY GOT ME A NAMETAG!

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contemplating my orb

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Kids These Days Always On Their Damn Phones

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I Am Blogging On tumblr, Mother

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Eating Mother's Face

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mother and grandmama and aunty cleaned the apartment yesterday and now I can sit on the table next to the window #my window #my salt #my pepper #my altoids tin #my candle

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SAFETY VIOLATION!!

Mother won't let me go in the alley! She says the neighbors don't like it when I flop down in the comfy shade behind their houses. This is a clear and blatant unsafe work practice, mother needs to let me inspect the alley!

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Kenny update: if he's hungry and I'm asleep, he licks my face or baps my face. If I hide my face, he bites exposed parts of me. If I hide under the covers completely, he repeatedly pounces on every part of me he recognizes through the sheets

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SAFETY VIOLATION! Mother is looking at her phone instead of feeding me even though I followed proper breakfast request procedure! And she's defaming the breakfast request process!

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mother says I look like my head is empty. the only empty thing here is my bowl. chop chop lady, I'm hungry