everything in the world is exactly the same

Esther, UK.

[kaijuno]

[kaijuno]

of course how foolish of me

[yuriartillery]

an itinerant warrior of the midlands has announced he will be defying the starmer government's sword hunt and has begun martialing the dispossessed under the banner of "the sword-saint of birmingham"

[capnsoapy]

[guidancerune]

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

[saluteofthejugger]

gnome

[guidancerune]

what was that. did you guys see that

[guidancerune]

wtf

[doublism]

get in the dustpan. since you wanna make sweeping statements

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

[sonoran-partisan]

Out of Touch Advent

[lezarus]

the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that its you and that youre standing in the doorway……..

[gaysie]

in many way ronan lynch is maggie stiefvater’s lestat

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[freshmoviequotes]

Goncharov (1973)

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[horsegirl]

this looks like one of those pictures you're supposed to see at least 10 years later

[ruinedchildhood]

[stardynamite]

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

[stardynamite]

My artistic rendition:

[officialspec]

can you imagine you go to a fancy italian restaurant and before you go through the doors the doorman stops you and is like Signore Per Fevore, I Simply Must Remove Your Jacket Before You Enter and youre like well if you must, its getting a little shabby anyways and he says It Is My Pleasure Signore and then he smashes you over the head and cuts you up into little pieces for your flavour and aroma. such is the life of the humble garlic

[cottoncandylesbo]

lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

[cottoncandylesbo]

the comments.

[hungwy]

its so crazy that headphones work. play the same sound in both ears and it sounds like its literally happening inside you

[lakevida]

is there any setting on here that woiuld make it so only you can reply to my posts

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there