You Were My New Dream

[prisonlena]

sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who thinks Lena and Kara are only friends

[c0deinee]

CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING ABLE TO SHARE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE WITH THEM

[hidden-gays]

Maggie: Lena is so thirsty for you

Alex: Maggie!

Maggie: what? she is

Kara: *clearly confused, not knowing what that means* she is..? *mumbles* well she is always pouring water from her jug.. but what do i have to do with it?

Alex: ....

*Next time she goes to L-Corp, Kara takes Lena a bottle of water*

Lena: oh what's this for?

Kara: Maggie said you get thirsty around me..

Lena: *chokes on water*

Jess the secretary: i love my job

[phoebedynevors]

Shaw is gonna kill Root later. | #shootcrack

[4alarmfirecracker]

Sooooo makes me think of my own crack. I love that Brittana line !

[hxpeless-rxmantic-shipper]

Six months of being away has made some of my feelings for you die down. But, I think a part of me will always love you. Even though I will never say it to you for many reasons, I can’t deny the fact that you were my first love. You were the one that made me realize that I was not the person who I thought I was. And for that, thank you.

(via uncovered-shipper)

[theanimalmemes]

[postingwhileblack]

not all heroes wear capes

[cheese24k]

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

[charisma-savingthrow-deactivate]

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

[piercingsandink]

Crying

[theimaginator-omniworld]

*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”

*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”

[moonykins]

Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.

[theleafriday]

He’s the same guy who made that Thanksgiving Etiquette video, too

[uoa]

I kissed a girl Wearing a cross Around her neck Her lips didn’t taste Like church But her hips Felt like god I wonder what Her pastor would Have thought I wonder if that Cross around her neck Meant more to me Than it does To her

Jesse Feinman, An Atheist on a date  (via uoa)

[hidden-gays]

[demidorks]

Science fact: The world around you is made up of protons, neutrons, morons and electrons.

Annabeth Chase (via demidorks)

[iamashstrology]

i want play fights that lead to you pinning me down and kissing every inch of my body. i want flirty shopping trips after dark with us shooting things into the cart and you getting annoyed with me making puns with all of the item names. i want to make dinner together, smearing the ingredients on each other’s faces more than actually cooking it. i want cuddles on the couch while watching scary movies. and i want you stroking my hair behind my ear before leaning in for my daily after work kiss. i want to spend every holiday with you; taking our kids trick or treating, making food for thanksgiving, decorating the christmas tree, and every year for the rest of my life, i want you to be my new years kiss. i want you. only you. & for as long as i’m still breathing, i want us. for forever and a day.

September 24th 2015 10:19am (via iamashstrology)

[withouut--hesitation-deactivate]

one day you’re going to come across somebody and this person isn’t going to be who you expected. they’ll bring you butterflies in the deepest parts of your stomach yet peacefulness in the depths of your mind. you’ll be confused because you won’t understand how someone can make you so nervous yet so calm at the same time. you’ll soon begin to realize that this same person is on your mind in times that you should be focusing on other things. they will make you want more of them and you’ll soon see how contagious their laugh is. their eyes will become embedded in your brain and all you’ll see is their face and all you’ll hear is their voice. you’ll want to know every little detail about them, to the point where you’ll feel obsessive but no matter how much you try to push it away, you’ll just keep coming back for more. some day you’ll meet someone that you didn’t expect, but this person will end up becoming the one person you won’t ever want to live without. without really realizing it, someone is going to be the reason that shows you real, happy love does exist and trust me, it’s a ride you want to be a part of.

[unforgaytable]

Wow

[780-lauren]

cocky, i got called that a lot. i didn’t take offence to it, i know i did it to cover up the never ending insecurities. people also told me i was funny, i liked that one better. i liked knowing i could make people smile, make them laugh. sometimes i got cute or pretty, got told i had nice style. that was always nice, but empty. occasionally i got told i was too much, but i always preferred that to not enough. there was one word missing in the list used to describe me, yours. all i wanted to be called was yours, but more than anything i wanted to call you mine.

name calling (via 780-lauren)

[goddamnmami]

You ever hear someone's laugh and you're just like "yep, that's the laugh I want to hear for the rest of my life"

[ink-trails]

I know what you’re feeling. Sometimes you have days composed of more wormholes than light. You write bad poetry. You make ugly art. Your hands create nothing but the rotten you feel inside. Some days just don’t align with your superstitious stars and everything has the desire to fall apart. And you are impulsive, you don’t do half-off bandages, you either take a hit like a bullet or you dodge it by a foot– sometimes you make it worse for yourself because you want to know that it hurts. You run headfirst into the fire, and you dare it to burn. Almost as if you were aching for certainty because at least when you are bleeding you know there is something worth holding onto. Maybe I don’t make sense right now. But maybe you understand. And if you do, I am sorry you have to go through this, too.

The poem to get those kinds of feelings out (via ink-trails)

[elisabethhewer]

here’s something i remember from physics (apart from that inappropriate crush i had on the teacher): there’s only so much energy in the universe. it breaks down and breaks apart and attaches itself and reattaches itself but it never grows or shrinks. finite. kind of like fossil fuels. (everyone knows how finite those are, right? yeah, even them. they just don’t care.)

so here’s the cool part: your screams were a planet orbiting once, the sing of your fist through the air might have been the measured shriek of the twenty third knife into julius caesar’s side. the way you flick your hair back over your shoulder might have been the sink of eve’s teeth into the apple.

interconnectedness. bullshit business strategies have a funny kind of truth as it turns out.  the way you walk was the crawl of a glacier and you’re only ever borrowing sound waves, never owning them. (what if loan sharks wanted those back too?)

i’m off-point. what i partly want to say is that i really hope those wildfires are going to be the press of your arms around me eventually. i don’t even mind if they’re gunshots in between.

[elisabethhewer]

— elisabeth hewer