disclaimer: life ruiner ahead

this blog is evidence of how fandoms have taken over my life

[tomhiddleslove]

Tom Hiddleston, Charlie Cox, Zawe Ashton and Eddie Arnold at the Opening Night Party for Betrayal Broadway at The Pool at the Seagram Building on September 05, 2019, in New York City.

[678i0u]

How many did we win? …One

[nicholasbritel]

- Liz Flahive & Carly Mensch

[marvelladiesdaily]

Brie Larson, Danai Gurira, Elizabeth Olsen, Evangeline Lilly, Gwyneth Paltrow, Karen Gillan, Letita Wright, Pom Klementieff, and Zoe Saldana on the set of Avengers: Endgame

[cloud-etudes]

Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them

Iron Man- 0/10. No trains. 

The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.

Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk

Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(

Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair

The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.

Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.

Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN

Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.

Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train. 

Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!

Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by. 

Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure

Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon 

Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!

Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.

Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart

Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.

[funkyness]

[robertpattisons]

— Marvel Heroes and Legends (1997)

[winterswake]

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is NOTHING more frustrating than knowing you’re right, but not having any way to prove it, and have others doubt you.

[arrareai]

[donske]

[lokiperfection]

I have a feeling, that he practices these faces in the mirror every day.

[starkercandy]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

[willow-wanderings]

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

[whatevercomestomymind]

Omfg dying

[callmemoonlight123]

Hehe

[t-hiddles]

Thank you, Mr.Pine for giving sexy a whole new meaning.

[deb-oceans]

Well, if you guys need any pointers on a cool highfive or something…

[tesb]

I suppose I’m fascinated by the private vulnerability and the exterior of people. I think that’s an essential truth. I sort of quite like trying to find what makes people tick behind the construction of their identity.

HAPPY 38TH BIRTHDAY, TOM HIDDLESTON! (February 9, 1981)

[paulruddaily]

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed

[hermiione]

Not us.