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I mean to be productive. I do. It’s just Grey’s Anatomy…
the signs as snakey things 🐍
Aries: not responding to your texts because they “fell asleep”
Taurus: hanging out with you only when their only friends can’t hang
Gemini: passive aggressive twitter posts
Cancer: being team Kim and not team Taylor
Leo: nothing they’re perfect. ;)
Virgo: accidently texting screenshots to the person who your screenshotted
Libra: telling their close friends dirt about their other close friends
Scorpio: following someone back like 3 months after they follow you
Sagittarius: not text back after making plans
Capricorn: unfollowing someone when they have 1,000 followers
Aquarius: betraying someone in paranoia /assasin
Pisces: copying other people’s work and getting credit for it
:)
Do The Signs Like November?
Aries: Eh. Kinda.
Taurus: Fuck yes. How could you not?!
Gemini: Um. Of course, have you seen fall fashion?
Cancer: Ew no gross, it’s not warm and not cold how tf am I️ suppose to prepare.
Leo: Still wishing it was summer lol
Virgo: Did someone say warm cuddles and blankets? Sign me up.
Libra: LOTS OF LEAVES! YAY!
Scorpio: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m not mad at it!
Sagittarius: Everything is just so pretty, how can you not love it?!
Capricorn: AWE HELL YEAH
Aquarius: Idk it’s that awkward puberty month between winter and summer.
Pisces: Don’t even say fall. That word disgusts me.
:)
what day the signs think it is
Aries: Friday Taurus: Friday Gemini: Friday Cancer: Friday Leo: Thursday Virgo: Friday Libra: Sunday Scorpio: Friday Sagittarius: Friday Capricorn: Friday Aquarius: Friday Pisces: Saturday
:)
signs as stranger things characters
Aries: Chief Hopper
Taurus: Will
Gemini: Dr. Martin Brenner
Cancer: Lucas
Leo: Nancy
Virgo: Mike
Libra: Eleven
Scorpio: Steve
Sagittarius: Dustin
Capricorn: Jonathan
Aquarius: Barbara
Pisces: Joyce
:)
Complexities About The Signs
Aries: Though outwardly they can seem unfriendly, all they really want is a big group of friends who will have their back and understand that inside they’re just one big lovable teddy bear.
Taurus: Even though they can seem very calm and collected they can freak out and be emotional too. Not to mention they like to have fun just like everyone else.
Gemini: Often seen with friends swarming them, they still take immense value in family and will care for their family to no extent. Little siblings are their weak spots.
Cancer: Sometimes they can seem to have a perfect routine down, but inside there can either be perfect chaos or monotony, and it’s always nice for someone to break this routine and be spontaneous.
Leo: They’ll try to push people who get too close to them away, especially when they are vulnerable, but it’s really just a test to see how much the other person cares for them. They’re working on it.
Virgo: Though it’s nice to be recognized for their skill, sometimes it feels like people want them for their talents and don’t want to have a true friendship with them. They really just to goof off.
Libra: Their kindness and bubbly personality often hides their intelligence, passion, and drive, from people, so it’s nice when someone recognizes their more complex traits.
Scorpio: Even though they try to be as independent as possible sometimes they can fall into the trap of needing to be validated by other people, but hey it feels nice to be loved.
Sagittarius: Though they have an astonishing amount of friends, they still love making deep individual connections with people, living life to the fullest, and passion.
Capricorn: They are great at keeping secrets and hiding a lot of things from the public, yet once they find the right person they’re willing to spill everything.
Aquarius: Sometimes all their work can drag them down, making rest and relaxation days essential for them. Also, spending time reflecting is key for them to better organize their lives.
Pisces: Pisces are actually very talented and smart, though they just hide it with their socializing, leading people to often underestimate Pisces’ ability,
:)
the signs as kardashians
ig//horoscopezone
Aries: Kris Taurus: Rob Gemini: Khloe Cancer: Kendall Leo: Kylie Virgo: Kendall Libra: Kourtney Scorpio: Kim Sagittarius: Khalid Capricorn: Rob Aquarius: Kris Pisces: Kourtney
signs as riverdale characters
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Aries: Cheryl’s Mom Taurus: Archie Gemini: Josie Cancer: Veronica’s Mom Leo: Veronica Virgo: Jughead Libra: Betty Scorpio: Kevin Sagittarius: Cheryl Capricorn: Polly Aquarius: Ms. Grundy Pisces: Archie’s Dad
:)
signs as embarrassing things
ig//horoscopezone
Aries: Old text messages with 7th exes Taurus: Pooping at someone else’s house Gemini: Singing the wrong lyrics to a song Cancer: Pretend to text while actually taking selfies Leo: Themselves Virgo: Forgetting the name of the person they’ve met more than once Libra: Walking in on someone in the bathroom Scorpio: Social media stalking 24/7 Sagittarius: Waving to someone who wasn't waving to you Capricorn: Watching a sex scene with you parents Aquarius: Old youtube channel videos Pisces: Make up plans so you can stay home and binge watch 24/7
:)
signs as ripped jeans outfits
ig//horoscopezone
The Signs' Worst Enemy 👀
ig//horoscopezone Aries: Sagittarius Taurus: Virgo Gemini: Pisces Cancer: Cancer Leo: Aquarius Virgo: Gemini Libra: Aries Scorpio: Scorpio Sagittarius: Capricorn Capricorn: Leo Aquarius: Taurus Pisces: Libra :)
signs as cringey usernames
ig//horoscopezone Aries: dragonsk8r2006 Taurus: yolomasterchef2014 Gemini: CuteLilThang88 Cancer: xXIBangedYourMom420Xx Leo: CaLiFoRiNaGuRL17 Virgo: Mr.randomR0flCakexD Libra: SelenaGomezRulez Scorpio: xXx420blazeit_mike_420blazeitxXx Sagittarius: hotchick80576 Capricorn: Bigcreeper100 Aquarius: HairyJ69 Pisces: funfun4every1 :)
secrets about the signs
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Aries: They actually have a really big soft spot for animals and always go out of their way to help them in need, especially with dogs. This bond with animals makes up for the lack of communication they have with humans.
Taurus: People often underestimate their drive for their passions, and once they get really into something, they strive to be the best, often achieving their goal. However, their drive can leave them feeling isolated.
Gemini: Even though they seem very wild and quick moving they also love to settle down and just have a long brunch with deep conversations. They’d always rather have company than have to be alone.
Cancer: Though on the outside they can put up a facade of being put together so they can tend to others needs, they can fall apart and really appreciate when someone takes the time and cares for them for once.
Leo: Horoscopes usually portray them as extremely outgoing and energetic, however once in a while they need to be alone, as everything starts getting chaotic if they never take a break. They value this time, yet can leave them feeling alone.
Virgo: Wants to have fun more than people think they do. Yes, they can get caught up in their work or school, yet people conclude they don’t want to go to social events, which is actually vital for them to go to.
Libra: Their need to have a relationship often gets in their way of self-reflection, as instead of spending time on their selves they throw themselves into trying to help and tend to other people. Yet, they recognize this and slowly become more independent.
Scorpio: They have contradicting emotionally of wanting to become close to people, but also wanting to keep space as they wish to not get hurt. This can strain their relationships with people, yet once they let go and fully trust people they can experience pure happiness.
Sagittarius: They want perfect love quickly, and when that doesn’t happen they begin to doubt themselves which makes them crave love even more. Breaking this cycle is vital for them, and as they mature they realize self love is what they need.
Capricorn: Frequently, they want to follow social expectations and try to change themselves or their image to what they think people want to see. However, once they are truly themselves they find their true friends and are able to happy.
Aquarius: Though they try to care for everyone, dark thoughts often haunt their mind, and finding the escape to this; wether it’s friends or family or an activity, helps them immensely and is extremely important.
Pisces: Due to their world being hectic, they often find refuge in friends, yet have a hard time breaking down their barriers and sharing their raw emotions. Doing this will lead to an unbreakable bond.
Will The Signs Do Their Summer Reading? 👩🏽🏫
Yes ofc they ain't about to fail school for not reading a stupid book: Leo Scorpio Aries Gemini Cancer Sagittarius Aquarius Pisces Virgo Taurus Libra No. lol whoops: Capricorn
Do The Signs Even Like Summer? 🌤
ig//horoscopezone No wtf it's too hot so its just me getting burned all the time, it's fun for like a week then you get bored, and I'm definetly NOT beach bod ready: Taurus ᯽ Pisces ☾ Capricorn ᯽ Virgo ᯽ Yeah I enjoy it, I mean no school right? Gives you an opportunity to have fun and not worry but you know sometimes it's nice to see all your friends at school: Aries ☼ Aquarius ➶ Libra ➶ Gemini ➶ I THRIVE on summer, tanning is my strange obsession, the beach is my home, I do whatever I want and just don't care. Also don't have to run into any snakes at school: Leo ☼ Sagittarius ☼ Scorpio ☾ Cancer ☾
Love your tumblr!! I'm just wondering because I'm a huge transformers fan,which horoscopes do you think would be on the autobots side and which would be on the decepticons side?
Hey thanks :)
Had to a little research on this one but here’s what I came up with!
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The Signs As Types o/ Transformers:
Autobots:
Leo
Libra
Sagittarius
Cancer
Taurus
Scorpio
Decepticons:
Aries
Gemini
Virgo
Capricorn
Pisces
Aquarius
Leo sun Scorpio moon (f)/ Sagittarius sun libra moon (m) compatibility?
Thanks for asking!
~ps~ I love when people submit questions to me :):)):):))):):
Their compatibility is extremely good sexually, as they will always have fiery emotions towards each other. Socially, the female is very sociable and enjoys being the center of attention, yet the male in this relationship will always be a little more tame in the section, enjoying the beauty in life. Emotionally they’ll be good, however the female should recognize that sometimes the male needs attention as well. They both have the same/similar friends, and it’s very easy for them to communicate with each other and understand each other. Their a very spontaneous, loud, and popular couple!
Overall: 87% compatibility