Live it up, you'll never live this down.

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when u stand w ur hands Like That

rebolg if u agree

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[weavemama]

LOOK. AT. THE. LITTLE. FLUFF. 

[namikawas-deactivated20170614]

HOW IS THIS CUTENESS POSSIBLE

[pixiebeanie]

@pozolegirl

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via jamehhhhhhh)

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you’re really heckin excited to get picked up from doggy daycare. 🔊

[did-you-know]

This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source

[deebott]

You’ve gone and confused it for fucks sake

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Fucked up a perfectly good chemical compound, is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[twitterlols]

[drarryking]

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

[chrissongzzz]

[butchmcqueen]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

im laughing but that is Definitely a pouch, opossums are marsupials ya doof

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

[mejaisoulstealer]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched

[onlytwitterpics]

[hideous-attraction]

I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!

True

[hideous-attraction]

I hate you. I keep giggling about the dirty little slut.

When you check your messages for the first time in months and what?

[bitchycode]