Snz blog

Sneeze blog. 26, he/him, minors DNI, please don't reblog to vanilla blogs

[pepperandfeathers]

Someone being restricted to a certain number of sneezes through magical means. After that, they can’t sneeze anymore, but they can still hitch, feel the tickle, etc

[n0seferatu]

dreaming of the world where inducing is like a fully mainstream remedy for congestion, stuck-sneeze irritation, etc so theres a nonzero chance that any time you enter like a public restroom or similar semi-private area you might just encounter someone making themself have a sneezing fit like its no big deal. because its not. in the beautiful world.

[buckysnose]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT 👁️👄👁️

You’re saying astronauts sneeze MORE in space??? HUNDREDS of times?? And it’s more MESSY?!1!

[terrestrialyarn]

Pinfeathers

Loosely inspired by this post (yes, I know chorus girls are a slightly different thing, don’t @ me), written in haste and entirely for my own amusement. about 800 words.

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The back of the chorus line really was not the place to be. Especially not at the Palace, which was far from palatial, where the stage was broad but much too shallow for the three rows of dancers Mr Philips insisted were required. And especially not during the third song, when all the high-plumed dancers fanned back into a semi-circle so that Effie could do her solo and Caroline, being in the middle of the third row, was pressed right up against the wall in the name of keeping the circle smooth.

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[testingtwns]

I finished the really really long original stuck sneeze story at last

HEY LOOK I DID IT !

Sorry this took so long. I made two posts before this to say it was coming soon, which was in order to garner interest and hopefully drum up my own interest in the process. Well, it totally backfired, and I intimidated myself into not writing at all. So, thank you for your patience with me!

Considering that this is a 13k-word stuck sneeze story, it’s like 98% build-up, so instead of being posted in parts, it’s all here. Not gonna leave anyone hangin’ without the part where sneezing actually happens. Since that’s why we’re all here I mean duh

Well… enjoy I guess ! 

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[terrestrialyarn]

Someone attending a spring gala wearing a very fitted dress they bought for an event last fall. When she wore it then, she remembers it being almost pleasantly tight- not all that noticeable- but something in the gardens at this event is supercharging her hayfever and she sure is noticing it now.

After an hour during which needing to sneeze out the itch occasionally has become needing to sneeze all the time, help me, the deep breaths her body is demanding she take are now seriously threatening the seams.

[terrestrialyarn]

Yeah @n0seferatu I was too much of a coward to put this in the post but you are soooooo correct.

[snzyspencer]

Oh, you must have misheard me.

This animal is hyperallergenic.

Even people who have never had allergies to pet dander will find themselves dissolving into a sneezy mess around this animal.

Enjoy your new pet!

[themiseryandcompany]

currently writhing at the thought of a character displaying obvious signs of sickness at work, and being told to go lay down on the couch in their superior’s office. when they wake up, their superior is in their office as well, working quietly at their desk while the sickie sniffles and coughs themself awake.

[pepperandfeathers]

What’s hotter?

Someone being embarrassed by their attention-grabbing sneezes*

Someone being embarrassed by their completely normal and unremarkable sneezes

Voting ended onJul 6

*whether they’re very loud, very dramatic, very high-pitched, very cute/kitten-like, whatever

[pepperandfeathers]

This but instead of putting on makeup, it’s inducing. (ID in alt text)

[indulgnc]

nose hooks🫡🫡🫡

[indulgnc]

like ok liiiisten. i know a lot of you arent into these. and thats OKAY. they werent designed for sneeze fetish in mind. but let me sell you on it.

here what they look like if u didnt know…

i dont want it pulled all the way back pig-nose style. power to you if you do, but its not what im getting at…

what im talking about here is having it on super loosely on someone with a sensitive nose, just enough that you can tug it whenever they misbehave to make them sneeze. just enough so they cant scrunch up their nose if some irritant is waved under it, or while being induced. just enough that they can try to pinch their nose or stifle, but that will probably only make it way worse.

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[gay-for-the-snz]

I don't have anything to say for myself except the thought of catching someone while they're jerking it because their allergies are acting up and they may be able to keep the moaning quiet but can't keep the sneezing quiet

[pepperandfeathers]

A bitter ex going to their (sneezefucker) ex-partner’s wedding and deliberately triggering their allergies so that they sneeze throughout the ceremony. Nobody can blame them or accuse them of interrupting on purpose, even though that’s exactly what they’re doing. If the ex is a sneezefucker, then it also serves the dual purpose of reminding them what they’re missing out on (and probably distracting them from their vows as well)

[pepperandfeathers]

Someone having a sneezing fit while sitting/lying on something that swings from motion, like a hammock or ferris wheel seat

[pepperandfeathers]

Are there reliable/secure online payment methods that don’t reveal your full name? That’s the only thing really stopping me from commissioning snz art.

[pepperandfeathers]

Someone whose sneezes don’t normally have an ‘oo’/‘ew’ sound sneezing this way during a fit because they’re so desperate

[pepperandfeathers]

You know the thing where dogs sneeze as a signal of friendly play/as a way to show there’s not actual conflict? I’d love to see that incorporated into a furry/anthro context - a character who sneezes when wrestling/playfighting, during sex (especially if it’s rough or involves some BDSM elements), maybe even during playful arguments/bickering?