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Gay/Trans/27 Find me on blsky and insta @MistDecay

[platoniccereal]

these lines from trespasser between the iron bull and the inquisitor where they go “i can't” “i'm sure you can” live in my mind rent free and wonder in very. interesting directions.

[frankencanon]

[iskippedthepartaboutlove]

[harmshake]

[thememedaddy]

[3000s]

stop being nasty

[despazito]

[pocketseizure]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame concept art by Rowland B. Wilson

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[curlybowlcuts]

miss them

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[quasi-normalcy]

[thewardenisonthecase]

and honestly the worst thing about the vg darkspawn is that. putting aside the whole 'darkspawn aren't people' thing because bioware has ignored that plot since awakening. its also the fact that like. darkspawn have always been portrayed as Intelligent. people may view them as not-people/creatures but people do know darkspawn dont fuck around. even before awakening, we already knew darkspawn could speak bc i remember there being a mention of darkspawn throwing orders to each other during battle in the calling + emissaries exist. they create weapons, they make armor, they know how to fight and in a way thats not just. flinging arms around but like Actual combat (dao darkspawn often have the same abilities that rogue/warrior/mage class has! hurlocks can knock you out with war cry, genlocks can do stealth etc.), they can create traps, and lead you to bad situations. they're even fucking able to pick up cailan and prop him up like a bad rendition of jesus christ. like. darkspawn are scary not just bc of their appearance or the fact that they can make you sick and die. they're scary because they're also really good combatents who have an upper hand where even if you kill them, they can take you out via infecting you with the blight. they are formidable warriors who dont have to worry about hunger or thrist or so many things that make life harder for people. they are super well organized warriors with a goal and are far more resistent then the average person. so veilguard not only doubling down on the "darkspawn aren't people" but then pulling a "darkspawn arent intelligent" is just. maybe ghil's darkspawn aren't intelligent but all of the other darkspawn in the games were

[pierppasolini]

The Simpsons - 16.20 - Home Away from Homer

[oldshowbiz]

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)