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Heyyy what’s up I’m not dead and remembered this sideblog exists

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op… WHERE DO YOU POST THESE FICS PLEASE

I am so sorry anon I haven’t been working on them at all… they’re not done…

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I got kicked out of an orgy because I wouldn’t stop listing fun facts about marine life.

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OMG that Overlord thing sounds sooooo hot… would you mind if I draw sumthing about this after u finish the fic?

Anon.

Anon. I am gently holding you by the hand. I am handing you a hot cup of cocoa with some whipped cream and marshmallows, giving you a soft blankie as well, I would LOVE to see your art and am absolutely delighted to know that people like my writing.

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Currently writing a scene where you get to peg Overlord and realized that your face would only go to maybe his boobs, you would have to really reach your hands to touch his face. Like, I have him at about 4x the size of the reader, so you are just fucking this murdering mountain of a mech so good he’s whimpering, and you can’t even reach his face.

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Also ran into if he has his legs around you when he cums he could crush you in half with his thighs without thinking so fucking him silly does have it’s risks

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ong please post the overlord thing once u finish

Thank you very much for the kind words, you have definitely moved it up my list of priorities because I’m working on 3 different “chapters” at the same time because I’m horny but erratic with ideas, starts with him teasing and seducing you then ravenously eating you out, then predator and prey play or whatever that’s called, then the pegging him so hard he sees primus and begs you for a few more rounds. There’s a sequence to my horny, and as a treat here’s a snippet from the prey fic

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Currently writing a scene where you get to peg Overlord and realized that your face would only go to maybe his boobs, you would have to really reach your hands to touch his face. Like, I have him at about 4x the size of the reader, so you are just fucking this murdering mountain of a mech so good he’s whimpering, and you can’t even reach his face.

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Not a single smut fic I have ever seen has acknowledged Overlord’s sexy nose and that is a goddamn disgrace I am absolutely about to change that.

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You’re so right bestie there’s not enough nose riding fics and I’m so glad you’re brave enough to finally say it

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Mmm grinding down on his face and specifically rubbing your node/clit on it. Feeling him let out a little satisfied huff when you finish and feeling that warm air against your thighs and groin.

God- or him sucking your spike/dick and you feel his nose nuzzling up against your tummy. You’re so tiny that it’s no problem for him to take all of you in his mouth

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Yall come onto my post and destroy my ovaries

[dataglitch]

Very special commission from trepanties to sunnybutte! I apologize for the delay, so I included an extra picture:)

Hope you both like it:’D

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[salemarts]

Sweet.

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Idk anything about overkill but that Gabriel fellow needs to get pegged down badly

[the-forgotten-cybertronian]

I like that Megatron from #Earthpark emits the vibes of Megatron from #mtmte. I mean, just look at this sex symbol🛐

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Not a single smut fic I have ever seen has acknowledged Overlord’s sexy nose and that is a goddamn disgrace I am absolutely about to change that.

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@voiidfriend You! You get it!!! You FUCKIGN get it!!!!

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Not a single smut fic I have ever seen has acknowledged Overlord’s sexy nose and that is a goddamn disgrace I am absolutely about to change that.

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Overlord would be clingy as fuuuuuck don't tell me Mr."I flopped on my knees when the mascot for the group I was curb stomping told me my rival was dead" wouldn't be absolutely enamored by his partner. This dude built a fucking time machine so he could go back in time and kick his boss's ass, you would have to pry him off you with a goddamn crowbar if you wanted to go to a grocery shop alone and when you get back he's eager to know exactly how it went and how he's going to top it off, because nobody's better than him at anything's not even making your day. Absolutely epitome of that Michael mouse "I'm just obsessed with you" clip. This is your life now. Suave sociopath calm outside layer, teeny tiny concentrated gooey romantic Malewife inside.

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For Primus sake my simps he literally called Tarantulas "Darling" why does nobody talk about that. He is not above using smushy petnames, sickeningly sweet ones at that, he'd be calling you stuff like "Sugar muffin" in public to get a reaction from you and everyone in your vicinity who have to grimace and do nothing about his pda because who's gonna tell Overlord to shut up. Not somebody who wants to live I'll tell you that.