everything is a ghost story if you're pretentious enough

elya | it/they butch dyke | 21 | white | jewish [profile pic id: a photo of the cd disc for sufjan stevens' album illinois. end id.]

[tchotchkeshelves]

i don’t have a dni because the block button is my best friend, that being said if you believe that “transandrophobia” is in any way a real thing i will put you in a meat grinder.

if i’ve written an image description for your post, the best thank you is adding it to the original post. you don’t need to tag me or give credit. feel free to edit or make corrections to it as you see fit.

[newporters]

hairy armpit summerrrrr

[1five1two]

Carved ripples on granite. Shen Lieyi.

[ellebolle]

[ID: A block of granite standing on some cliffs by the sea. The top of the block has been carved and smoothed out to look like water with ripples, like it is raining. End ID]

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[anarqueeen]

Unfortunately my infinite monkeys work culminated in them writing an original novel called "A Tale of Three Cities" which while perfectly style-accurate to the other book, must nonetheless be shredded. And the monkeys. They will be shredded also.

[fellahimedia]

I think since rules dont matter anymore that they should bring back cabo verde into the finals like when x factor used to bring back eliminated contestants

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[crabussy]

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

[movedto-prncss-peach]

Is it worth it to still be on tumblr?

no but where else we gonna go

[coldwarning]

celebrate disability pride month by lying face down in bed!

[raffaellosanziodaurbino]

I agree that you shouldn't make jokes about committing suicide bc its bad for your mental health however im pretty sure *steve Harvey voice* "yessiree, thought about killin mY SElf" doesn't count.

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

We just got word that Josh Tron from Game Grunp and Arin Handsome were beheaded by Bridge Troll

[taydivorce]

unrequited father son relationship

[de-activated-offical]

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

[deadelated]

blogger is a portmanteau of blood ogre

[oysters-aint-for-me]

marijuana and ibuprofen are a pair of gay angels with a very powerful message

[7dmom]

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt