Guess I'll Die

Jenny | Leo ♌️ In my nature to fuck things up

[httpluto]

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person) me: they hate me

[fractalien-blog]

[hidingamaranthh]

Not even you’re a darn cutie man, but you’re with someone now so I’ll have to figure something out

well thank you 😭 but yes I am with someone v wonderful now 😌💖 I’m sure you will find someone yourself tho !!!

[distraughtlesbian-moved]

It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her

[distraughtlesbian-moved]

Update: She’s my girlfriend now it’s all fun and gay again

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

this is better literature than any novel written by a man

[dee--cee]

So I was scratching my girlfriend’s back and I decided to write ‘will you marry me’ on her back and as I was writing it she interrupted me and said yes I’ll marry you and my heart died… so guys, that’s how I proposed to my girlfriend

[imagining-her]

this.. this is.. so pure

[synx]

[hidingamaranthh]

Like dude I had such a crush on you

Whaaaat??? No way 😭 me, a swamp goblin?? Unheard of, but ty anon ✨

[yesbpdbabe-deactivated20210115]

[catchymemes]

[ferngullynationalist]

Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically

[gaypitbull]

[captainlitebrite]

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

[hoopyfrood]

*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!

[hoopyfrood]

*new yorker voice* im fallin apart! badabing badaboom!

[thedarkperidot]

Witchland🔮💎

[memewhore]

[destroymylife]

[mailbox-arson]

god I wish I was decomposing in the mountains

[teenscoolest]

[prisiidon]

Press Y to honk is now the new press F to pay respects