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[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[marthajefferson]

The three primary uses of masks in film are entertainment, disguise and protection. From ancient Greek plays through Japanese Noh theater, masks are deeply intertwined in the universal language of entertainment and ritual, and its power as a transformative tool is so ritualized and timeworn that it is the unofficial logo for an entire artform. Since theater was an influence on early motion pictures (consider the framing and gestural acting of silent film), it figures that masks would be smuggled into movies, and some of the most enduring images from film history are now associated with masks. —Alex Vlahov

V for Vendetta (2005), The Mask (1961), The Mummy Returns (2001), Emerald City s01e06 (2016), Black Orpheus (1959), Judex (1963), The Man in the Iron Mask (1998), Kingdom of Heaven (2005), Eyes Without A face (1960), Eyes Wide Shut (1999), Squid Game s01e07 (2021), Knights of the Zodiac (2023), Onibaba (1964), Scream (1996)

[hozierarthistory]

Cupid and Psyche by Francois-Edouard Picot // Take Me to Church by Hozier

[godkillerbrigade]

Careful, Odysseus. Polyphemus might be blinded, but he's still strong. Make sure he doesn't call for reinforcements, or you'll be in trouble.

[godkillerbrigade]

Sirens, huh…? If only there were a way I could listen to their song without walking into the sea…

Hmmm, maybe I could listen to their song without walking into the sea…

Maybe this rope could help… but how…?

I want to listen to their song, but if I do, I'll walk into the sea…

[godkillerbrigade]

Watch out, Odysseus. Circe's magic is stronger than you think. Press the X button when she starts charging up her pig blast, or you'll be turned into sliced ham!

[fairycosmos]

ages 0-10: grow low quality organs

ages 10-30: in the labyrinth

30+: eating music and drinking songs

[fairycosmos]

everyone youre misunderstanding. youre eating music and drinking songs. IN the labyrinth.

[ultimatebeansmaster]

Daily reminder that Dr Jekyll is the villain and not the victim

[strangestcase]

and also daily reminder that if you play your cards correctly you can pause Jekyll and Hyde movies at the exact moment you can see his boobs

[guerrillatech]

[charnel-grounds]

Memorial portrait of Boris Karloff as the Frankenstein’s Monster

— Basil Gogos, 1969

[animusrox]

Loving Vincent (2017) dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman

[guerrillatech]

[specialagentartemis]

Character has a PhD: they’re really smart and knowledgable about their field!

Character has 2 PhDs: either they did a dual degree program and are braggy about it, had a life-changing experience after their first degree and pivoted their whole career, or they find the structure of being a PhD student, despite all its stress, more comfortable and familiar than the stress of finding a Real Job and have a very indulgent advisor.

Character has 3 PhDs: who keeps accepting them to PhD programs. Either this person needs psychological help or their department needs to be investigated for its academic standards. Probably both

Character has 4+ PhDs: if they aren’t an undercover vampire or something then no they don’t lol

[prokopetz]

Alternatively: this character is some kind of rock star celebrity in their field and has a bunch of honorary degrees from several different institutions, and also this story takes place before most universities adopted a separate postnominal for honorary doctorates specifically to avoid this sort of confusion.

[dogpuppy]

“hi welcome to gas station what can I get for you?”

“yeah can I get drinks?”

“absolutely, do you want honey bun or just drinks?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the honey bun. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the honey bun would be great”

[afroesoteric]

I want to ask my boss for a letter of recommendation but I’m actually so scaredddddddd

[afroesoteric]

OK so I told one of the paralegals that I was feeling anxious about this and she said Well let’s just ask him together right now and she MARCHED me into his office and asked him FOR me 😭 And of course he said yes and that it was no problem and that if I wanted I could write it MYSELF which is what I wanted him to say so. This worked out in the end as all things do #Yayyyy

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[bodhi-devotee]

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[habbadax]

I can do it on rocks also

[princess-of-phyresis]

this would all be a lot simpler if i could just menu->status->check stats

[princess-of-phyresis]

items->use->sinister_potion