she was CRAZY

💥Center for cheaters only #ilovecheating

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[teaboot]

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

Edit: Oh. The fake kid's book is... dark.

[killerqueenmp3]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[cranberry-branflakes]

me (in barely any pain): ITS CANCER IM DYING

me (in severe pain): pfftt nahhh im fine thats just the old friend we go way back

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[kushblazer666]

[flowerbleedme]

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people

[dogpuppy]

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I seem to have accidentally stumbled onto Indeed For Creatures

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

they shadowbanned me from finding real n true love

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[maraistookmyheart]

i love taking REALLY hot showers.... like yes girl... let's evaporate...