goatherding

WAIT! don't block me! i can change! just give me another chance!

[animatedtext]

[gothish]

Statue in The Cemetery Mist

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[catgirltitties]

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[lochness-png]

op turned off reblogs but i needed this

[hellwatermelon]

Nicolas Bruno, The Embellished Collection

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[jesterlesbian]

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

[zmpl]

it’s funny how we’re getting to the point in the AI lifespan where you can feel the desperation from tech companies to have you use their AI features. instagram has moved their AI effects to the top of the menu when you’re creating a post for your story, exactly where the draw/edit button used to be. gmail is creating one-click AI-generated replies right before you open up the text box. spotify put a beta AI playlist generator on the front page that looks just like a search bar so all of their users accidentally click on it when they go to search for a song.

tech companies are shaking in their boots trying to prove to shareholders that their investment in AI is worth it, to the point where they’re tricking their users into using the AI features even for a split second in order to fudge the numbers. like awww is your little environment-destroying toy not wielding the results you hoped for? so sad!

[daylights-rain]

So here’s the thing about princesses that are twins:

Firstly, it is like, impossible to kidnap both of them because they get their own stupid little custom spires to stay in. As soon as a dragon attack is mentioned the other will flee making her hard to find, and generally not worth it.

But what is the point of stealing only 1 princess when there could be 2? Plus what if they switch which room they’re in and i accidentally keep kidnapping the same princess?

Anyways, I’ve asked a friend to assist me in my plan to grab both.

————

The castle rumbles, dust falls from the ceiling in the throne room

The King: What the devil? What was that? Royal vizier, I demand you find out immediately what has happened! Are we under attack?

Vizier: I believe that came from the nearest spire with your daughter in it, my liege. A dragon raid perhaps?

The King: This cant be happening! Alert the knights, prepare the ballistas! Defend!

Vizier, receiving a note from a messenger boy: Your Highness…

Vizier, leaning in: Sir, a second dragon has just hit the second tower -

[greelin]

wdym i have to keep going

[saint-vore]

if you're confused about all the pumpkins and ghosts and stuff, it's actually a sort of seasonal harvest festival in parts of the northern hemisphere. yeah, it's kinda weird to think about how it's autumn down there when up here it's spring, haha yeah imagine them all, upside down, and getting colder in october when it's just starting to warm up

and can you imagine, down there it's COLD at christmas, crazy right?

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

[taifan92]

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

[saint-vore]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[jesterlesbian]

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[frogmoss1]

Tiny quarterank throwsa smallest ball ever ?

[frogmoss1]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[superchat]