goatherding

WAIT! don't block me! i can change! just give me another chance! tme

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[humiliationvictim]

I have a post I want to make but need to ask if I’m allowed to say faggot first

[imagination5billion]

imagine the number 90483905808932752893075328907382658736490821374983274923563290847923847328956327952384793248320

[herpsandbirds]

Green Jay (Cyanocorax luxuosus), family Corvidae, and a Great Kiskadee (Pitangus sulphuratus), family Tyrannidae, get into a squab, South TX, USA

[h4nifah]

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[supahbeefcakes]

with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy

[dogpuppy]

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[maythray]

man im fighting for my life here

[polskietruskawki]

płacenie rachunków samemu jest fun jeśli robicie to ze świadomością, że pozwala wam to nie być w domu, który was wyniszczał całe życie

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[nonlynear]

www.areyouabadperson.com

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything