LETS HAVE A SATANIC ORGY

Hi I’m ger this is my Sanguine ask blog! 18+ and as explicit as I can get away with. I’m in my 20s. This is a judgement-free zone, and anyone critical of gender/sexuality in any sort of way isn’t welcome here. Follows come from my main, @greaterthan-colon-3

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Y’all this blog is dead I’m @sporadic-myriadic-theatrics now

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goals for 2024: -remake this blog -post sanguine like i already have 100,000,000,000 followers -????? -profit (emotionally and spiritually off of doing something i enjoy)

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might abandon this like chernobyl and start freef

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Anyway enjoy another little wyvie wip for now!

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In honor of the new year I’ll be revamping this blog in the next few days or so…… we need some fresh paint.

The hieronymusly sloshed post was what initially inspired me to make a sanguine blog, but I’ll probably wrangle things in to keep it all canon aesthetic wise. and sadly hieronymus lex cannot fill in

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I love sanguine but I’m ace. I don’t wanna fuck him I want him to carry me around like he’s Paris Hilton and I’m a little chihuahua

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relationship goals

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Apologies for my lateness to sending an ask, I got to ask but have you've had some favorite mortals, ones that continued to amuse you for a while?

Short answer? Yes. Long answer? Under the cut!

TW for suicidal ideation

this took me over a month. im completely normal about sanguine i promise

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I’m going to elaborate on this more:

I have the hc that Sanguine has a habit of finding interesting or entertaining people at their lowest and going “I can make them worse >:)c”

Sure, having a Daedric Prince into you means you get put into a metaphorical jar with a giant frostbite spider and shaken up for funsies every so often, but he’ll compensate all the pain with pleasures if you stay loyal and trusting. Deep down, he’s got a nurturing side; he enjoys finding wilting buds and helping them bloom (and by bloom I mean turn into a manifestation of a chaotic party).

Sanguine can be a good lover, but you have to be willing to go with his bad influence and get put in all manners of perilous situations for his entertainment.

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my boss’s (sanguine’s) beauty standards can be best quoted by Aliyah’s Interlude: “pretty hoes love me and ugly hoes hate me”

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WIP WAP here’s a Wyavus ref I’m dying over, with the addition of a censorship bikini of course. He’s a daedra made by Sanguine, from Sanguine. To do all of his work (keeping an eye on the realms, the mostly unnecessary and hardly used military force, party-planning and invitations…). So he can go off spreading revelry without worrying about all the messy details. It’s okay though! Wyvie was made to be a workaholic, so he’s a girlboss and a control-freak who enjoys his job and has an existential crisis every time he isn’t busy!

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Apologies for my lateness to sending an ask, I got to ask but have you've had some favorite mortals, ones that continued to amuse you for a while?

Short answer? Yes. Long answer? Under the cut!

TW for suicidal ideation

this took me over a month. im completely normal about sanguine i promise

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This is basically what the start of their relationship was like

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I’m back!!!! -bonks horns on wood-

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What's your favorite part about alcohol? And you can't say the ability to get utterly sloshed, that's far too easy of an answer, I mean the other things about it.

i wish you could have heard the dramatic scoff he made when he first read this ask, it made me spit out the grains i was eating. He said he also likes how sexy it makes him feel, and its symbology in his cult and rituals :3

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First off, I’m a Daedric Prince, I do whatever the fuck I feel like! It’s the ability to get utterly sloshed.

Second, it’s probably the way it makes people let go of silly things like “self-consciousness” and “mental filters.” You know! All that pesky stuff that makes mortals and daedra alike dreadfully boring.

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Another ask for one of my favorite daedric princes, with two questions within it. Easy question first, some of the best ways to spruce up a painfully boring party? Harder question second, ever had a party that you couldn't make less boring?

and then everyone at the gathering got real quiet and awkward, and it was a time-based sorta ritual thing, so they were all sitting around bored in mostly silence for the last hour. after Malacath killed every boner and dried up each dam, there was no saving the party 😔

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Depends on the situation, really! Spiking drinks, turning everyone naked, summoning daedra, and, of course, burning aphrodisiac incense and watching things devolve into a spectacular orgy as they release their inhibitions.

As for the second, yes, to my misfortune. There’s reasons I don’t invite Malacath to my parties, y’know!

EVERY. TIME. Orc-daddy gets drunk, he ends up going on one of his spiels about the “plight of his children,” and feels the need to share his tragic backstory. Really ruins the mood.

YOU CANT JUST TRAUMA-DUMP at the BLOOD ORGY!!

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theyre just such a cute couple 😍 they have so much in common 💕🥰💖

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*ding-dong-ditches this WIP on your doorstep with 0 context* I’m just a goat lol

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Might I offer you an out of context WIP in this time of drought?