[bedoflo2lo2-deactivated20250531]

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[machinaxflayon-en]

[striders]

leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.

his friend: wait, what was mission number one?

leader: fucking getting here, travis.

[exigencelost]

This really is what grocery shopping in college was like

[bruntalism]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[emswift]

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

[butchfagminotaur]

btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up

[mohabbaat]

december???? what next??? 2024?????

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[catchymemes]

[spicy-chili-boi]

(Tags via @ratbastarddotfuck )

[poolboydivision]

this sounds like something youd find on an incorrect quotes blog. and yet.

[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[theoneofwhomisblue]

POV (penis of view)

[yakofalltrades]

[official-penis-posts]

Official Cock Ring Camera Post

[batsandboba]

omg has anyone tried listening to this new spotify playlist “your top songs 2023” it’s literally banger after banger after banger who made this

[jimmyhoffathecat]

The Angry Grabber