in the city of my heart

20s | asian & transmasc | he/him|

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[maplebunie]

“find something to eat” is such a true phrase you really do have to find it

[ergodyke]

Lesbian Subaru ads from the mid 90s/early 2000s

[lovers-and-dreamers]

going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots

these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.

[lovers-and-dreamers]

since you guys loved this post so goddamn much (6k?????????) heres some more for you to look at

[aqwult]

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

[targetedknowledge]

[speciesofleastconcern]

[cottoncandylesbo]

guy named all trades: 🤤

guy named dead horse: OW OW OW OW OW

[noodlesinbroth]

Happy lunar new year everyone! Wishing you peace, prosperity, health, happiness, and more money in your pockets! 🧧🧧

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[luthqrs]

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

[the-august-one]

I had to do it.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

I've been put in the tank 😔

[thistle-onions]

[nuclearconsole]

[simplysnaps]

every time I'm too scared to pull the trigger on a bluesky post, I know I can post it here. you all get me.

[kaijuno]

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[moniquill]