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Little birdie could not survive

In a world painted by tainted minds

rules 🕊️ about 🕊️ verses

psd cred

((never thought this problem would find its way to any of my blogs again but lo and behold!

please do not mass like everything on my blog. it clogs up my notifications and not to mention it gives me Big Anxiety™))

#ooc (well fuck me gently with a chainsaw)#psa #i didnt think i'd need to put it in the rules but if it keeps happening i might have to

((somebody: insects aren’t that scary

Matthew, pulling out all the god damn research he’s done on insects out of boredom: oh you haven’t heard?))

#ooc (well fuck me gently with a chainsaw)#canons (all about me)

About ready to punch a nerd‌:

“Just ‘cause something is BIG, doesn’t mean it’s scary! I don’t think I’d be screaming if I saw a giant fucking CAREBEAR c-coming my way!! I don’t think ANYONE would! GWAHAHAHA!!”

“Dude carebears are for kids, grow up. they’re creepy on their own, like tellytubbies and barney. Moths are insects, and if you knew anything about insects you’d know just how scary they would be if they were giants again.”

#hatenerd #main verse (every day hero)#((tbh the statue looks nothing like witness accounts or drawings of mothman))#((the artist who made the statue made him look like a weird butterfly alien with torn up wings))#((also atleast its not like the weird alien parade they have at roswell every year))#((oh my god i need to read the comics just to see the context for some of your icons jljdsfjg))#((they're gold))

Asshole nerd‌:

“Maybe that’s ‘cause we’ve never seen him before && he’s not real? MOTHMAN is an even dumber name than BOTH OF THOSE! At least there exists carnivore birds, && disasters are… Disastrous! Moths are fucking small, fluffy PUSSIES. Even flies are ‘scarier’ than moths! How am I supposed to be scared of something with the name “moth” in it?! It just makes me laugh!! BAHAHA!!”

“You know there are a whole bunch of giant moths out there right? The atlas moth, for example, can have a wingspan of up to 11.8 inches, or if you want to be the biggest nerd possible, 30 centimeters. now imagine that flying at your head at high speeds. Imagine there being an undiscovered species of moth the size of a human? how terrifying would that be?”

#hatenerd #main verse (every day hero)#((yee! the town has a statue and a museum dedicated to mothman!))#((also that icon of bill cracks me up holy shit))

angry nerd‌:

“No, someone just happens to spot him while the fuckin’ idiot is getting off on street lights. Sure, he was known to look more like a bird… He was actually named after Batman… BUT this raised the question! Why was he named “Mothman”? Why not birdman? Probably ‘cause this jerk was creaming himself over street lights. Bird or moth, he’s still lame. Birdman the rapper would be scarier to run into than mothman.”

“he’s usually seen right before disaster too, should we have called him ‘disasterman’ then? Birdman sounds more like a lame demon you’d find haunting a bridge, Mothman sounds a lot more fitting when you realize no one even knows what he actually is. All we have are drawings of him that are just silhouettes with big glowing eyes, we have no idea what he looks like aside from a vague bird shape.”

#hatenerd #main verse (every day hero)#((honestly tho mothman is a very iconic cryptid that put a little town on the map))#((all my love goes to mothman))

another nerd‌:

“The MOTHMAN is also lame, just like moths themselves. The reason he was found in the city, instead of lurking in the damn woods like NORMAL CRYPTIDS is ‘cause he couldn’t stay away from the bright fucking city lights. I don’t care what ANYONE says. If Mothman was real, he’d be attracted to the lights just like his namesake. Then, just like moths - he’ll get killed for it. Real lame.”

“Mothman only shows up long enough for someone to spot him while driving and then he’s on his merry way, possibly back into the forest. Not to mention, he’s never depicted as a giant moth, he’s more of like, a giant owl with human legs, and last i checked owls don’t like lights. Though the concept of a giant moth creature being in a city just for the lights is pretty funny”

#hatenerd #main verse (every day hero)#((i hope you dont mind me replyin to this!))#((it had an open tag so i thought 'why not' ya know?))

fakeddouble

So you’ve wielded your attack fist , and now you’re on

the black list! So tell me sonny was it worth it?

rules 💥 about 💥 verses

psd cred

#self promo #i almost forgot the link to the psd credit i'm a fraud!

fakeddouble

((im gonna make a fancy shmancy promo later but if you’d like to interact with a Jack the Doppelganger/Timothy Lawrence rp blog please like or reblog this post and i’ll be sure to check out your blog))

#self promo #im doin it #im revivin my tim tam

lcvebound replied to your post: ((should i revive this cat loving nerd or nah?))

baby boy

#lcvebound #ooc (well fuck me gently with a chainsaw)#i actually have the pre-sequel in my steam library #i should redownload it and play it again some time #especially since i also spent money just to get tim's dlc

((should i revive this cat loving nerd or nah?))

#ooc (well fuck me gently with a chainsaw)#me. weeping: i miss rping this mess of a glorified stunt double so much

((do i smell border.lands?))

#ooc (well fuck me gently with a chainsaw)#[slides across the table unseductively] im love borderlands #seriously tho! i love borderlands!#i even have a tim blog from the pre-sequel

another nerd‌:

“Eh… Yeah…. They’re only using Silk, ‘cause they don’t have Spider-Man… Er, Peter. So, they’ve gotta resort to Cindy… I’m honestly surprised they didn’t went with Miles. But… I guess they see DC && Marvel && they wanted to use a female hero to bring in the cash,” Bill theorized as he continued to carry on the conversation && read.

“well they might make a solo film for miles at a later date. right now they’re working on an animated film with some of the most iconic spideys, but from the trailers i’ve seen Miles is the focus for that one” Matt mused, he loved animated films as much as he did super hero films. “but i can kinda see why they wanna do a movie for silk first”

#hatenerd #main verse (every day hero)#((I am so fucking gay for venom like i didnt think i could get any gayer but i did))#((also! rlly cool thing abt into the spiderverse! John Mulaney is in it and i am hyped about that!))

villain‌:

“I’ve seen children do all sorts of powers, fire breathing isn’t too out there in my personal opinion,” he said bluntly. He also wasn’t taking into account that his reptilian attributes made it seem really mundane to him. “Besides, you look plenty young to me, young enough to still be living with your family. Speaking of which, you still haven’t really answered my questions on them,” he stated, staring over at the teenager.

“My... Family doesn’t know I’m doing this...” he would be dead if his mom found out he’s the one going around fighting crime. “They wouldn’t be really happy to know I’m fighting bad guys either.” he rubbed the back of his neck, refusing to make eye contact with the villain at this point. he felt like he was going to be scolded for anything at any moment now. “You know how parents can get.”

#viirulxnt #main verse (every day hero)#((Matthew 'my mom would murder me if she found out i was super hero' Moore))#((also is venomous actually a snake???? i thought he was a cat because of those lil tufts of hair on the back of his head))#((i thought those were ears and i thought that one scene where he practically turns into a snake was))#((the animators way of showing how angry he was....))#((ok come to think of it))

herotting-archive

I’M TAKING BACK THE CROWN .

- I SEE WHAT’S MINE && TAKE IT .

( FINDERS KEEPERS ! LOSERS WEEPERS ! )

#promo

rude:

@highschoolsuperhero

“Aren’t you a little young to be a hero?” Venomous inquired, quickly disregarding that he knew a far younger hero than this kid. “Isn’t dealing with villains a bit too dangerous for kids to be handling on their own?” he further asked, honestly feeling some weird sort of paternal instincts kick in, “Where are your parents? Are they heroes too? Do they know that you’re here?”

“Do i seriously look that young?” the teenager asks. he’d been doing this for a while and no one had ever said he looked too young to be a hero. “I mean, i thought literal fire breathing was something that wasn’t considered childish” was it the outfit? it was probably the outfit. man he probably should’ve spent more time making it look nice, but, what else was a high schooler to do on such short notice on a school night?

#viirulxnt #main verse (every day hero)#((Matt vc: does everyone actually think im a kid??))

another nerd‌:

“Silk, it’s uh… It’s Spider-Man but instead Peter Parker is Korean && he now has tits,” Bill informed, not taking his eyes off the comic of subject. “You need to read ‘em if you haven’t, ‘cause Sony’s making a movie for her.”

“So you mean another great addition to the spider-verse?” Matt smiled, he really loved all of the spider-man comics, hopefully Silk was just as great as the other iterations of everyone’s favorite web slinger. “it’d actually be fun to see some of the other spiders on the big screen besides Peter and Venom”

#hatenerd #main verse (every day hero)#((honestly Matt just tries his best to get along with everyone unless they prove to be assholes))#((also speakin of spidey and spidey universe movies venom is comin out super soon and i am hyped!!))

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