[hiiimawarii]

SMASH that lil heat for a Oliver in your inbox! If you’re a multi, please specify which muse you want the ask for!

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THE    FIVE    SENSES     /      SENTENCE    STARTERS  .

some   may   be   nsfw   and   /   or   be   triggering.   

01    :     TOUCH .

❝ i love this [ FABRIC ], it feels satisfying. ❞

❝ your touch. it leaves me breathless. ❞

❝ your touch is unlike any other. ❞

​❝ have you ever felt anything more comfortable? ❞

❝ feel this. what does it feel like to you? ❞

❝ i wanted to see what it felt like. ❞

​❝ touch it. i dare you. ❞

​❝ you felt ice cold when i touched you. ❞

​❝ you feel warm to me. ❞

​❝ i love the feel of [ FABRIC ] against my skin. ❞

​❝ i love the feel of your skin against mine. ❞

​❝ i would never touch anyone else. ❞

​❝ i love the feel of your hair between each of my fingers. ❞

​❝ don’t you dare touch me. ❞

​❝ i want to feel your lips against my own. ❞

​❝ i can feel your pulse. it jumped. ❞

​❝ let me give you a massage. ❞

❝ you feel like home to me. ❞ 

02     :      TASTE .

❝ i love the taste of you. ❞

❝ i can never forget that taste. ❞

❝ fair warning, it does have a bitter taste. ❞

​❝ no offense, you just aren’t my taste. ❞

❝ can i have a taste of that? ❞

❝ i have yearned for the taste of your lips. ❞

​❝ that tasted pretty good actually. ❞

​❝ it just left a really bad taste in my mouth so no thanks. ❞

​❝ nothing taste better than chocolate. ❞

​❝ i’ve got something you might want to taste. ❞

​❝ i will forever savor that taste. ❞

​❝ blood has such a metallic taste. ❞

​❝ my taste buds are mad at me after eating that. ❞

​❝ how’s it feel to get a taste of your own medicine? ❞

​❝ you didn’t even taste it. ❞

​❝ trust me, you’ll want to taste this. ❞

​❝ i think it has a bit of bitter sweet taste. ❞

❝ so you tasted it, did you like it? ❞

03     :      SIGHT .

❝ i see you. ❞

❝ i’ve never seen things so clearer than i do now. ❞

❝ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❞

​❝ how can you see anything? it’s pitch dark. ❞

❝ i’ve looked close enough and i see you for what you are. ❞

❝ please, just look at me. ❞

​❝ stop staring at me like that. ❞

​❝ get that light out of my face. ❞

​❝ it’s so bright outside today. ❞

​❝ what’s wrong? what did you see? ❞

​❝ you’re scared, you must have saw something. ❞

​❝ what i saw, you’ll never believe me. ❞

​❝ i’ve never seen you before. ❞

​❝ have we seen one another before? ❞

​❝ you see me for what i truly am. ❞

​❝ i didn’t see anything. ❞

​❝ did you see that? ❞

❝ i can’t believe my eyes. ❞

04     :      SOUND .

❝ shhh, i just heard something. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ what is that sound? ❞

​❝ i missed the sound of your voice. ❞

❝ do you hear me? stay away from me. ❞

❝ i hear you, loud and clear. ❞

​❝ i’m sorry, what was that? i didn’t hear you. ❞

​❝ i’ve heard that sound before. ❞

​❝ you didn’t hear anything at all? ❞

​❝ can you hear what they’re saying? ❞

​❝ aw, i love the sound of music. ❞

​❝ i never said i could hear them. ❞

​❝ wait, hear that? something is coming. ❞

​❝ i could hear screams … ❞

​❝ i heard you all the way upstairs. ❞

​❝ you didn’t just hear that? that sound? that noise? ❞

​❝ trust me, you’re going to want to hear this. ❞

❝ please, just hear me out. ❞

05     :      SMELL .

❝ what is that smell? ❞

❝ i have missed your smell. ❞

❝ you smell nice. ❞

​❝ it’s unlike anything i’ve smelled before. ❞

❝ i smell the food cooking from here. ❞

❝ do you smell that? ❞

​❝ how are you able to smell that? ❞

​❝ no offense but it really smells. ❞

​❝ it’s starting to smell. ❞

​❝ tell me, you’ve smelled this before. ❞

​❝ i know that smell, it’s the smell of lies. ❞

​❝ i can smell you from here. ❞

​❝ are you smelling me? ❞

​❝ i missed the smell of your hair. ❞

​❝ i need to step away, get some fresh air. ❞

​❝ do you smell that? that’s the smell of freedom. ❞

​❝ i could never erase your smell. ❞

❝ i can smell the fear on you from here. ❞

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S Starter Meme [1]

*Note: The pronouns now are simply ‘they/them’ from what has been said originally. Simply change it to whoever you’re sending it to, or keep it gender neutral. Feel free to change the quote, add on to it, or whatever you need to suit your character when sending!

“Wow. I definitely did not see that one backfiring.”

“Help me get this mini fridge past the security guard.”

“Yeah, I’ve been there my friend.”

“This doesn’t make me like you any better.”

“Well, with a regular (person), it’s bad. With (Name) – Oh, dear God!”

“We will give you ten dollars.”

“Wow, you’re good! After this, we should solve crimes.”

“I am better than great, I’m good.”

“I like being on my own, I’m, uh, better off this way. I’m a lone wolf. Y'know, a loner. Alone… All alone. Forever. What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!”

“I won’t be speaking with you for several weeks.”

“Honey, I wish you’d get over (them). I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do? Do you want to look down my top?”

“What the mother crap is up with this stuff?!”

“You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to get in my sweats and eat in bed.”

“I’ve dreamed about this for years! *Nervous laughter* Why have I not been preparing?”

‘Okay, I’ll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.”

“Well, maybe you could date (them), then. That would save me the trouble of killing (them).”

“Yeah I know. You’re a bit of a drama queen.”

“Oh, hey, (Name). I’m so glad someone’s here. Could you zip me up?”

“Oh my God, I want to trade lives with (Name)?!”

“Uh, look, I don’t normally ask out (people) that I meet in coffee houses.”

“I’m an idiot.”

“I always knew there was something weird about that dude.”

“Okay, so, all right I haven’t been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month.”

“You know, I’m trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you weren’t there.”

“I just think there’s somebody better out there for you.”

“I think I can make you happy.”

“In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“What’s going on?”

“Well, let’s see – the first one is, I don’t want to, and the second one – I’m not going.”

“You need to learn some new slang.”

“You have to do something. Knock that door down!”

“I would, but I bruise like a peach.”

“I guess they’re not coming. Want to just order?”

“That’s a great story. Can I eat it?”

“If you were bigger, you’d hit me, huh?”

“They are without a doubt the funniest (person) I ever met!”

“Have you not talked about it yet?”

“To be honest, I think I’d prefer the five dollars.”

“Why do you care so much?”

“Oh, I forgot how hot he/she is.”

“Oh, I forgot how hot (they) are.”

“(Name), why did you lie to me about working here?”

“Because I was ashamed, okay?”

“I sold out for the cash.”

“I’m sorry, too.”

“We’re going to figure this out.”

“But… you suck.”

“Are they still looking for us?”

“You know, we as a group, are not the coolest.”

“I mean, you just went out with my best friend.”

“You’re a pain in the ass, (Last Name or Name).”

“Damn it, man, pull yourself together!”

[hiiimawarii]

barewiings‌:

“are you sure? they look a lot like the skulls the biology department at my school has preserved.” how spooky! but she couldn’t stop studying them. “i hope you don’t just have a mass collection of haunted skulls. that would be the worst. can you imagine being haunted by the people these skulls belong to? oof!” and she shakes her head, leah taking a step away from the shelves for a moment to look around the rest of his home.

“you have a nice place. i think it really suits you.” she wasn’t quite sure what she expected in terms of decor when she first thought about what his home would look like, but now that she was inside, everything seemed pretty fitting ( even the skulls – he did say ghost type pokémon were his favorite after all, right? ) 

Oliver would be all for telling the truth if he completely knew what kind of reaction would come of it. He hated lying, especially to close friends such as Leah, but a majority of his life had to stay under wraps whether he liked it or not. Maybe later or another day he was bring up a life similar to his own to see what the girl thought of it but for now, he would continue to play it off. “I would hope not. I got it at a thrift store!” A laugh shook his chest as he kicked away articles of clothing from around his bed, piling them up near his dresser. “Oh God, don’t put that in my head! I’m gonna have to throw them away if they were but I’ve had them for so long now that I think the ghost would have grown attached already...”

Once he was done pushing around his dirty clothes, he made his way across the floor and to the kitchen. “It isn’t a lot but I haven’t had a chance to really fill it up!” He moved around so much in the past he stopped getting attached to furniture and whatever else but now that this was a prominent location, he was slowly filling it back up. “Some say that it’s kinda creepy so I stopped bringing people around.”

[hiiimawarii]

barewiings‌:

“i would have done it for you.” would she have really? who knows – now that the opportunity never presented itself, perhaps no one will ever know. “but hey, it’s all good now, right? you got spared, you lived to tell the tale, and now you’re hanging out with a good buddy.” a smile was directed at him, one that was emphasized with a small tilt of her head. “proud of you, oliver.” and then, almost to suddenly, her attention shifts elsewhere. “hey, how’s your sandwich? did you like it? what did you get again?” 

“Why didn’t you tell be that sooner?!” It may be cowardly but Oliver would have retreated to Leah in a heartbeat. He hated conflict, despite his line of work, and he was sure that even if he were to tell the guy to leave him alone, he would have gone ignored. Sinking in to his chair, he laid his arms across the table as a drawn out groan escaped from between his lips. Oh, if he could disappear for just a day or two...that would truly be a blessing. As soon as he heard the questioning of his uneaten food, he waved a hand as he straightened himself up, taking a half in between thin fingers before he took a generous bite. “You’re like a vulture!” He laughed, pushing his other half to the girl. “Dunno if you’ll like it but it has pickles, mustard, and ham.”

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obscenely domestic starter sentences

❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞  ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞

Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞

[rpmememaker]

BITTER SOULMATE PROMPTS

( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )

❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜ ❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜ ❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜ ❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜ ❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜ ❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜ ❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜ ❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜ ❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜ ❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜ ❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜ ❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜ ❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜ ❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜ ❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜ ❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜    

[hiiimawarii]

venenorum‌:

❝ @hiiimawarii  | one-liner call

          “ WHAT DO YOU THINK would be most entertaining to shove off a bridge? ” this, said with a tone of utmost boredom. they need something to do.

“I— What—” It took a minute for him to realize that the latter had said what instead of who. A hand rested against his chest before he took the time to think. “Maybe...Oh! A bowling ball inside of a giant bouncing ball.”

[hiiimawarii]

Hey guys! I know I haven’t been here but I am here now!

[hiiimawarii]

 @tsumus​ asked: "oliver-kun, do you want to learn how to play volleyball?" :')

UNPROMPTED » Always Accepted

“Volleyball? I dunno about that.” There was a reason that he had chosen track over any other sport — he was awkward with his hands. He never knew where to put his hands and his body was never fast enough to react to things like that, he had tried back in middle school to expand his athletic ability but it was never a success. Oliver held his hands out in front of him, wiggling his finger before he grinned. “I guess it can’t hurt though, right? It’s been a while since I’ve done any sports since high school, though, so please forgive me!”

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[hiiimawarii]

@lvlydrgon asked: “I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”

MEME » Physical Contact Starters

A soft smile tugged at the corners of his lips as he looked the other up and done, nodding. She wasn’t that much shorter than him and he wasn’t exactly filled with muscles or had access fat — he was average. So there was a very high possibility that he could be picked up easily by really anyone. “If you think you can, go for it! I’m really easy to pick up, actually.”

[hiiimawarii]

@barewiings asked: What’s your favorite song? Favorite music genre?

UNPROMPTED » Always Accepted

“Right now...I am really into the song Peach Tree by Carson Boatman! It’s in English and it’s a country song, though, so I don’t think a lot of people would like it...My favorite genre of music, though, is electric swing!”

[hiiimawarii]

I am back from the dead! It is Moo!! I am changing tags and I got new icons thanks to the wonderful @florasi! Though, that is not the point of this post. 

Please like this if you would like a:

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ASK

SHIP TAG ( BOTH PLATONIC AND ROMANTIC JUST LMK )

Just comment what you are liking for!

[hiiimawarii]

@hatobureiika asked: ❝ are you serious? right in front of my salad? ❞ / katsuo

UNPROMPTED » Always Accepted

Oliver puffed up his cheeks as he crossed arms over his chest. How dare he quote a vine while also interrupting Oliver’s story. “Just because you quote a vine doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop telling my story.” He paused before grinning. “Nice placement, though...”

[opalsandcream]

[hiiimawarii]

@barewiings asked: ❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

MEME » touch-starved starters!!

It was hard to get used to cuddling with someone new but he had managed to ease into it, feeling his body finally beginning to relax, a quiet sigh leaving his legs as he laughed. “Legally?” Eyelids slowly closed as he repositioned himself, arms gently wrapping around the girl as he set his head on top of hers. “I don’t wanna be arrested yet so I GUESS I gotta comply.” The arm that laid on top of Leah moved so he could tug the blankets up and over them before it laid back over her side. It was nice and comfy, he could definitely fall asleep right at that moment but he didn’t want to mess up his sleeping schedule ( even though it wasn’t perfect to begin with ). “You gotta keep talking to me, though.”