prosecutor: and when you got out of the shower, your hair was slicked back, wasn't it?
defendant: indeed it was
prosecutor: at a time like that, glancing in the mirror, a guy might be tempted to pull the elf face
judge: prosecution shut the fuck up
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@hiivess
prosecutor: and when you got out of the shower, your hair was slicked back, wasn't it?
defendant: indeed it was
prosecutor: at a time like that, glancing in the mirror, a guy might be tempted to pull the elf face
judge: prosecution shut the fuck up
“Why is that?”
everyone’s talking about theo von they forgot about theo joe
the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on
trolly problem is soo easy. kill the one guy instead of the three guys. thats three more people to work at my sandwich shop PJ Crustlys
lets flood the streets with tomboy swag
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I drank elvis water