Would rather be a good man than a great king

Selective Canon-divergent Thor Odinson blog nsfw prone, mun & muse +21 Read Rules and About page.

[hijodcodin]

stcrsloved‌:

“Take care not to turn out like Narcissus,” she teased. Never mind  that she was the one who cursed Narcissus. No big deal.

“Who is this Narcissus you speak off?” squints “And why would I turn out like them?”

[hijodcodin]

nctevil‌:

❝  You don’t hunt friends. ❞ He had learned that recently. ❝  …unless you do. ❞

Why is his hair so long? 

   “I didn’t know you could befriend a rodent. They’re too small and don’t have the ability to talk or fight.” Ah, yes, the two most valuable traits of friends.

[nctevil]

❝ I want a hamster. ❞

[hijodcodin]

 “Like, to hunt it?”

[hijodcodin]

      Checking himself out on the nearest reflective surface. “Nice.”

[omgopalsapphire]

Reblog to give Thor a hug

[girljeremystrong]

Chris Hemsworth v. James Corden -  Battle of the Waiters

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Thor and Loki in Thor: Ragnarök + Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology

[thorodinson]

I really wish I had my hammer. Quite unique. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. And when I spun it really, really fast, it gave me the ability to fly.

[theavengers]

Thor (2011) dir. Kenneth Branagh

[effervescentbi]

the revengers: they’re trying

[theavengers]

[etherali-deactivated20190825]

[myarchivesblog]

[tcrniishedcopper]

 when you miss your counterpart

[hijodcodin]

He felt weird walking into this bar, but he had heard this place he might be able to find what he needed. It was weird, it all seemed too normal, and yet as he entered the place he would recognize the hints of magic and power inside this place.

He sat at the bar, and looked at the person next to him. “Hello...” He starts, and he knows his next words might come off wrong but he tells them anyway. “Do you come here often?”

[saintdri]

When your new Pirate Angel friend might be having the worst possible day anyone could ever have and you gotta be a captain 

[theavengers]

[jason-todds]

Chris Hemsworth (and his neutralizer) invite you to the ‘Men In Black: International’ premiere.