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vaultrot replied to your post: Kabs, do ya ever get excited about Halloween or...
slutty couples costume ? yes.
PLEASE do tell what naoya’s slutty costume of choice is
Kabs, do ya ever get excited about Halloween or celebrate it in some way? :O
‘ we live in a dimly lit cave filled with spiderwebs and snakes, every other room is filled with medical equipment and there are jail cells filled with terrifying looking people haggling you. otogakure is basically a shitty haunted house all year. so no. ‘
hey what if nono was a huge lesbian and kabuto never noticed because the time they spent together was when he was like. Below the age of 10. And he just wakes up in a cold sweat on his 20s one night and goes “holy shit my mom was a lesbian”
tsunade: haha, oh yeah, I REALLY knew your mom ;) we had a fun few nights
kabuto, at the time: ?????
kabuto, at week later, at 3am: Oh Good God
Hey softcore kabuto headcanons
When at otogakure he works himself ragged at times, because that’s just one of his shitty coping mechanisms. As long as he has something to do that helps distract from anxiety and thinking too much. The problem is he’ll work too long; stay up late, not stop to eat or get drinks, until he’s so exhausted he falls asleep somewhere weird (at his desk, in some random chair, etc)
Kabuto takes good care of himself, especially if he’s got a crush or s/o because he wants to make sure he’s nice and presentable, very touchable. He honestly gets most of his nice soaps/lotions/etc from stealing..
He also enjoys like, nice scented candles, baths if he can ever have them, stupid indulgent things that aren’t exactly in abundance when you live in a cave.
#1 guilty pleasure is..stupid romance novels. Not ones where people spend the entire book getting together, but they get together halfway through and it’s just kind of a nice story of these two people spending time being mushy and romantic. Gay ones are obviously better but he settles for straight ones. I’m not saying he’d want to live in a little cottage with his s/o and cook for him, his life is too fucked up for that, but he likes to fantasize about it.
His hair is naturally wavy and frankly he spends the first & second series hating it and trying to hide it bc he thought it looked stupid.
Starter call !!
skeletiis.
【 ⚫ 𝑘𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑜. ⚫ 】 ———-
he hates his appearance. he hates this fate that was cursed on him. the fact that kimimaro felt like he finally found his purpose in life ; only to have it brutally taken away from him ———- it was unfair. but he didn’t think it was unfair for him. it was unfair for lord orochimaru ; to have his ‘ perfect vessel ‘ ruined.
❝ as long as it’s enough time … ❞
he doesn’t elaborate, willing his broken body to sit up && allowing an unsteady hand to begin removing cords && tubes from various parts of his body. he’s not done yet. he’s not going to die laying around like a broken piece of machinery.
Enough time for what ? Part of him wants so dearly to shatter the boy’s hopes, to let him know that the man he admires doesn’t give a shit about him anymore. There’s not enough time for the medic to heal whatever whittles the younger down to nothing. It’s already come to pass.
‘ There won’t be enough time for anything if you want to try leaving this place. ‘
It’s the nicest thing he can manage as a warning, spoken without looking at the other. Every alternative is to remind Kimimaro he has no mission, no duty to fulfill anymore. Not until Orochimaru gives the word. And who knew if he even would?
the full spectrum of human reaction to mitski
vaultrot.
the forest. forests made him nervous, each tree a bare to a cage up until they thinned into a clearing or a village or a something. something, there will always be something — yet, he is calm. calm because of the man next to him, a man that he didn’t think he would ever be caught dead walking with. but it’s alright & he’s happy. for once.
‵ oh, i’m not too worried about thrilling villages or anything exciting. ′ he pauses both in speaking & in his movement, crouching to look at a single flower blooming on a bush, a smile on his face as he looks up at kabuto, tilting his head to the side. ‵ everything is a thrilling & welcoming event because i’m experiencing it with you. ′
‘ Ah --- well ... ‘ to say the thought trails off would be inaccurate; there’s no thought, no words put to the way something said with such kindness cuts him down in a way he cannot place. He feels small. But not in a bad way. Confined to a world that exists only of two people and within the two of them there is nothing to ache for.
As soon as the other man’s pace halts, so does his, dark eyes never leaving the simple act of appreciation his companion puts on for the flower. For all the flaws so evident ( maybe made up, in hindsight ) he’s hard pressed to find anything wrong with Naoya. If anyone holds flaws between them, it’s himself. ‘ You don’t need to lay it on so heavy, you’ve already won me over, haven’t you? ‘ not spoken unkindly, an added laugh to lighten the sentiment, but still putting a barrier between himself and sincere compliments. As well as physically turning away to hid redness creeping into his expression.
things kabuto canonically wrote down on his ninja info cards during the chuunin exams:
the entire verbatim transcript of naruto’s outburst during the written exam so that he could repeat it back at him later word for word and then viciously roast him
“sasuke is gay and that might be an issue later, idk”
✰ * º ❛ lovely little lonely ask meme ❜
‘ here’s to now and nothing else. ’ ‘ in this moment, i could die with you. ’ ‘ never felt like this before. ’ ‘ dizzy, drunk, and beautiful. ’ ‘ here’s to all this culture’s rules and your pretty things. ’ ‘ how dirty, wild, and juvenile. ’ ‘ we ain’t got no time for what tomorrow brings. ’ ‘ i never wanna be a distraction. ’ ‘ i feel okay all over, void of all composure. ’ ‘ i like the lips you kiss with. ’ ‘ your lips are bad behavior and i’m in danger. ’ ‘ i don’t have time for your feelings. ’ ‘ you’re insecure, but don’t be. ’ ‘ say soft, but don’t be gentle. ’ ‘ it’s altogether mental. ’ ‘ let’s go to a place where we can forget. ’ ‘ leaving’s overrated. ’ ‘ i wanna inhale you in small doses. ’ ‘ i wanna inhale you in small doses, but adore you like the roses. ’ ‘ you’re bad for me. ’ ‘ i’m a lush, i know you notice ’ ‘ what would you say if you could say everything you needed to, to the one you needed to? ’ ‘ you flash like a setting sun. ’ ‘ you come around, i come undone. ’ ‘ can’t find the sound under my tongue when i look at you. ’ ‘ i lose my voice when i look at you, ’ ‘ just another lovesick afternoon. ’ ‘ just yesterday, i couldn’t help but think of you. ’ ‘ you come around, i lose my brain. ’ ‘ i’ve been searching for the right words, but i can’t even find an echo. ’ ‘ don’t you let go. ’ ‘ there are only twenty-six letters i can use just to tell you i won’t let go. ’ ‘ you told me we were only two punch drunk souls tangled in the wind. ’ ‘ is the sadness everlasting? ’ ‘ it creeps on in to the calmness of yourself. ’ ‘ it creeps on in until it hurts like hell. ’ ‘ you know i never knew how much i was getting into. ’ ‘ i can’t say that i can make you feel complete or free from your worry. ’ ‘ babe, you’ll never be lonely. ’ ‘ don’t you understand? you’ll never be alone again. ’ ‘ do you remember the days we were golden? ’ ‘ for worse or for better. ’ ‘ we said forever, forever ago. ’ ‘ do you remember? ’ ‘ lets leave the lonesome heat behind for better weather. ’ ‘ always just where you are, not where you’ll always be. ’ ‘ so, wherever you are in the world, i want you to be there and only there. ’ ‘ please know that life would be shit without you. ’ ‘ i feel all sorts of good just thinking about you. ’ ‘ i genuinely hope you find whatever it is you’re looking for, even if you have to find it alone. ’ ‘ let’s take our time while it’s still ours to take ‘cause some things hardly change, but nothing ever stays the same. ’ ‘ let’s fall back in love. ’ ‘ let’s fall back in love with the world and who we are. ’ ‘ let’s do the things we never talked about, but never did before. ’ ‘ darling, don’t blink because you will. ’ ‘ and when you open up your eyes again, you may not recognize a friend. ’ ‘ it may be bittersweet ‘cause we’re no longer seventeen, but we’re still young. ’ ‘ dance with me in naivety and follow endlessly the sound of reverie. ’ ‘ the past is in the rear view and the future holds no weight. ’ ‘ we’ve got a lot, but what do we got to lose? ’ ‘ i’m losing track of time. ’ ‘ forget the hearts and all the flowers. ’ ‘ it’s tough to be anything these days, but i think i love time the most when i’m with you. ’ ‘ the truth doesn’t mean a thing. ’ ‘ don’t you get lost in the nostalgia. ’ ‘ it’s not too late. ’ ‘ the only thing i’m really sure of, i’m unsure of almost everything. ’ ‘ i’m looking up and looking forward. ’ ‘ there’s nothing back there for you or me. ’ ‘ so you say you are broken, beaten, used and mistreated. tired, shattered, bruised and battered. ’ ‘ i only wanna talk to you. ’ ‘ you see, yesterday i said tomorrow. i learned today tomorrow can’t be saved. ’ ‘ the less you know, the more. ’ ‘ i will speak in cursive about the way it was when days were young. ’ ‘ now the clock talks so loud, articulate and perfect, about the way it is. ’ ‘ we ain’t kids. ’ ‘ and did you know, i only wanna talk to you? ’ ‘ i remember feeling weightless in the deeper end and drowning in the fear again. ’ ‘ and the lovely little loneliness would hold me down under the sound of being found. ’ ‘ but then it all turned around. ’ ‘ dearly depressed and broken hearted… ’ ‘ i’d like to let you know that boys cry too. ’ ‘ don’t let them tell you how you’re feeling. ’ ‘ i wonder why nobody is asking you. ’ ‘ are you free or are you in sorrow? ’ ‘ are you free or are you being borrowed? ’ ‘ how do you feel? ’ ‘ what’s your condition? ’ ‘ you are alive, but are you living? ’ ‘ give me your voice and i’ll give it a listen. ’ ‘ are you complete or is something missing? ’ ‘ so tell me, do your hands shake? does your heart break? ’ ‘ whatever it is – whatever it isn’t – make sure that it’s real. ’ ‘ you’re not alone in how you’re feeling. ’ ‘ make sure it’s real, real, real. ’
‘ I’ve been here before. It’s not exactly a thrilling little village but it’s somewhere to hide out for ... ‘ the words a few weeks sit on the tip of his tongue, but he’s afraid to be so hopeful. Not when ever movement caught out of the corner of his eye leaves him on edge, expecting any moment to see gilded eyes staring back in his reflection. But in the presence of the other man he tries to keep paranoid thought at bay.
‘ ... a while, perhaps. ‘
The path beneath them gives away how obscured the place is; narrow and almost overtaken by the forest on either side of them. He doesn’t mind it. Not when it gives the excuse for them to be close whenever the medic slows his pace.
@vaultrot
tbh the fun thing about statcounter is when sb pops up that’s in your state
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i love and appreciate one man
me: kabuto is a selfish bitch with an unhealthy dependence on someone who doesn’t care about him
you: we 👏 STAN 👏
10 + 16 :^)
development questions || @bloodgobs
10. Does your muse believe one should always work hard to get what they want or would your muse take a kind offer without feeling the need to repay it? What do they expect when they lend/give something to someone?
After “getting over” killing Nonou and “moving on” he came to the view that, obviously, everything fucking sucks and it doesn’t matter how hard somebody works because someone who cheats and preys on the weak will pull the rug out from beneath them. Honesty and good intentions will only get someone so far, especially if they rely on others to be honest and good willed in return. As such he doesn’t give a lot, and doesn’t expect a lot. If someone wanted to do something nice for him he’d say “k thanks” and leave them hanging.
This is also pretty obviously contradicts how he acts around Orochimaru to some degree, because in that case he suddenly disregards selfish behavior and puts a lot of work into doing things for someone else, in the hopes of getting something in return. He might justify it to himself by saying it is selfish, that he’s satisfying his own desires, but honestly he’s just being a hypocrite.
16. Are they addicted to anything at all? Do they crave something when they haven’t had it in a while? Has this ever endangered them or others?
No, not that I could ever think of. Kabuto is a control freak and he doesn’t really touch alcohol or drugs for that reason, not that they both aren’t readily available in oto “complete shithole” gakure. If we want to be cheesy you could call his insistent need for acknowledgement and approval from Orochimaru an addiction that he would go to great lengths to fulfill but again, thats really cliche.
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What does your muse think of time/aging? Does getting older scare them? (Alternatively, for immortal muses: How does their immortality effect their relationships with mortals?)
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How materialistic are they? Do they often throw things out or are they hoarders? Do they store their memories in their heads, in photo albums or in countless of boxes of belongings in the attic?
Are they addicted to anything at all? Do they crave something when they haven’t had it in a while? Has this ever endangered them or others?
What prominent habits does your muse have and how would they respond if they were forced to change them? Are they adaptable or dependent on their routines?
What skills does your muse have and how did they come to have them? Was it hard work to learn them? What do they use their skills for? Are there any skills your muse wishes they had?
How concerned are they with their appearance and how do they regard the appearance of others? Do they find it important? Do they enjoy aesthetically pleasing people?
What does your muse think of secrets? Do they keep many or a few and what is their motivation to keep something secret? Have they ever been hurt by a secret someone else kept from them?
skeletiis.
@hijonaisha || kabuto.
【 ⚫ 𝑘𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑜. ⚫ 】 ———-
he probably shouldn’t even be sitting up right now ; but laying like a helplessly broken human wasn’t working well with his frustrations. a calm && collected human usually, fits of annoyance for the live he leads are not often expressed, but internalized ———- except with the occasional nonsense action as picking at the iv lives closed in on his skin.
❝ kabuto-sensei … be honest with me. how much time do you believe i have left ? ❞
Were it his choice he would have let the boy die in his sleep months ago. Even for someone that worked so hard to be cruel it proved a form of torture to watch a soul so devoted wither into nothing, kept alive by machines & drugs. A pathetic life. Did anyone deserve it? Frigid gaze would never betray such thoughts as it fell on the younger.
‘ Do you really want me to tell you? It’s not like knowing will change when it happens. ‘ A few months at best.
kabuto social fun facts corner:
hes fucking stupid. his social skills are below zero. he can fake it and make friends but he knows hes faking it and has no fucking clue how to genuinely make connections with people and thats why hes just a fucking ass bc he feels like that saves everyone the trouble
hes not INCAPABLE of having friends...............you just need to be really really really really really really really patient
horny for bad snake man
unaware he shouldn’t be horny for bad snake man
came dangerously close to giving a shit about people while doing recon in konoha