[swarnpert]

it sucks that deez nuts jokes aren't funny anymore due to the stigma they have now i really miss making them :\

[swarnpert]

stigma nuts in your mouth

[pajamasecrets]

Star Trek 1x29: Operation—Annihilate!, 1967

[sandmandaddy69]

[amateur]

[marinella-ela]

[formlessdemi]

THRONE

OF

VIOLENCE!!!

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

[neenarchive]

you know what official the boys twitter account, i think i will

[jewishdragon]

Ms. Frizzle *in a star fleet uniform* “battle stations everyone”

[warriortomaiden]

We never violated the Prime Directive at my old school…

[valhella-jeff]

I did the thing…

[jewishdragon]

Yes this is exactly what I had in mind

[chewedcorn]

christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)

[hislittleflower-throughconcrete]

I don’t know why, but reading “oil on saltine” just sent me

[nightowlqueen]

[headspace-hotel]

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

[everythingfox]

Duck in a cup

(via)

[sadtrek]

today, dear followers, i bring you The Same Shit As Always. tomorrow? who knows

[kaijuno]

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

[bunjywunjy]

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

[mysdrymmumbles]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Why would you stop this genius system? Just start paying the raccoons and call it a day

[indigobuntings]

Unionize the raccoons.

[maisans]

my boyfriend and I just finished TNG so I had to tribute 🚀🛸🛰

[as-seenon-tv]

I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”

[weltinator]