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multi fandom

[redpandarascal]

here at Outback Steakhouse we are proud to offer the deal of if your steak gets dropped in a toilet we will take it back and give you a new one

we are calling this promotion the outhouse steakback

[hikcorydikc]

help

haha so like what if u think ur best friend is starting to get with ur ex and overthink every single little thing like how they both have their locations off on snap maps and u haven't been texted/snapped by either of them in the same amount of time so u just slowly freak out and then u text ur best friends mom and she leaves u on read for 10 minutes before answering or maybe i'm just being paranoid but i mean like i don't know but does anyone feel my pain right now or is it just me

[hikcorydikc]

why do i still run back to u when i need someone the most

[hikcorydikc]

why do people apologize for hurting u and say i love you but then they go off and hurt u the same way over and over and the situation just repeats but u cant do anything because u cant let them go

[hikcorydikc]

hi i

miss

my ex

and i

want to

cry

[dreammetheworld]

Thank you, for keeping me alive.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i briefly thought about making a three way venn diagram of fictional couples where i am attracted to both parties but were not ready for it and you will hate it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

wait i’ll make it but you guys have to be my psychotherapist and label it for me. hold on while i assemble this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

analyze

[myidiocyiscontagious]

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

I call this the bi gaze

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thank you i literally feel like ive had a therapy session at this point

[unclefather]

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

[chasing-asterion]

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

[weirdo-of-the-day]

I don’t know if this is an anxiety thing, a millennial thing, or an ‘I’ve worked in retail/food service and understand your pain’ thing, but I am ALWAYS patient with customer service workers. Shit goes wrong all the time. They can’t control it. Be patient and most importantly, be nice!

[wunkolo]

[gabriellabowden]

when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know

[twilightisgaynow]

[shopliftwindchimes]

ok this but… the fifth shades of grey soundtrack

[twilightisgaynow]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

[jakemorph]

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

[marvel-lous-things]

Spiderman 3 idea: Peter Parker is played by Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, and Tobey Maguire at random intervals during the movie. They replace each other from scene to scene. At one point, Tobey Maguire enters a bathroom, Tom Holland goes into a stall, and Andrew Garfield steps out. There is a moment when there's two spidermen on screen.

Nobody question or even notices it.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

You can use rock (Fist bump), paper (High five) and scissors (peace) to greet someone.

[charlesoberonn]

Every encounter is a potential battle

[lesbirdan]

RPG dialogue options

[bochabucc]

The world wasn't ready for Megamind in 2010. I think it could be ready now. After seeing the same superhero arc in every Marvel movie, the squandered subversion in expectations from Game of Thrones, the tired consistent revamps of previously done ideas from Disney,, I petition that we just rerelease Megamind in theaters again. No changes at all. Just toss it back in there and let people experience culture and class for the first time in their lives

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[cyanoticfallacy-deactivated2018]

Therapists finding loopholes for mental illness things is one of my favorite things about dealing with mental illness because it really helps me understand that just because a reaction is Common doesn’t mean it’s Right. Does doing dishes stress you out a lot? Buy paper plates. Do your obsessive thoughts make you worry about leaving your curling iron on so you drive home from work to check? Just put the curling iron in your purse and bring it to work with you while we work on tackling where this worry comes from. Symptom management doesn’t have to look like drudgery.

[ziggyplayedd]

i used to go days without showering because seeing my body was so upsetting that i would end up spiraling and then i realized i could simply turn the lights out. it took some getting used to but i’ve been showering with the lights off for years and it’s now one of my favorite parts of my day.

do whatever you want nothing is real and there’s no need to inflict unnecessary suffering on yourself just to try to seem “normal”

[biyaself]

I love this post

[jettestblack]

Hmmm

[petrichorepoch]

These kinds of loopholes make life so. Much. Better.

[fuckyeahasexual]

One of my favorite stories is this lady had extremely bad OCD. Every day she’d be late to work because she was convinced that her hair dryer was going to burn down the house so would always have to turn around and check it. Multiple times a day even. A bunch of doctors tied to “fix” her of that fear, until one day she got a doctor that suggested she bring the hair dryer with her. Other doctors were annoyed, saying that wasn’t a the correct way to help, but she gave it a go. When she had that fear, she’d look over and see the hair dryer unplugged in the seat next to her and was able to carry on. I think it’s such a perfect example of actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard.

[eclecticpersonswondersland]

That story helped me stop repeatedly checking if my front door was locked. Instead of checking that the door was locked over and over I would check my security system app. If it’s on it will alert me if the front door opens.

[daughter-of-rowan]

“…actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard” should be added to the Hippocratic Oath.

[minus-the-negative]

Started reading about the door and I thought they were gonna say they took the door with them

[dancinbutterfly]

They’re👏called👏adaptive👏behaviors👏and 👏are 👏literally 👏how👏you 👏fight 👏mental👏 illness👏