Updating my journal

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[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[wintersoldierfell]

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

[fire-bay]

bun doodle!

[alittlelevity]

my dream for tumblr is that we all relearn the phrase "it's not for me" and we remember that this is different from "it should not exist."

something something likes charge reblogs cast

[u3pxx]

just realizing i havent drawn bratworth in such a long time

[u3pxx]

and of course.... smiles edgeworth :^)

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[super-metroid]

whenever i see people online go "this piece of media would be so much better if the creators just did xyz!!" i just think of that one message from Hakita

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[3amsoda]

yuki nagato

[hikorzik]

I wanted to maybe try to GM lancer IRL sometimes soon but it's so daunting to make work. I'll have to see if I can buy an hex map and if I want to subject myself to the logistics of running such a tactical combat heavy game without the help of a VTT doing the calculations and stuff..... I have never GM'd it IRL and it's been a while since I GM'd it online that's why I'mnot sure at all.

Also english isn't my would be players' first language which doesn't help

[playing-for-keeps]

teeth are the horses of the body

[playing-for-keeps]

ohhh look at me i’m not bones i’m Special Bones. i need Special Bone Expensive Insurance. sometimes the Special Bone Expensive Doctor just goes “yeah that’s fucked up” and you have to pay him anyway. don’t brush? gums recede. brush too hard? gums also recede. don’t floss? problems. floss? still problems! sometimes i’ll just break and die for no reason. lots of them at the kentucky derby

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[delmondo]

[lokh1]

twice ive made myself a cup of tea thinking 'it would be really nice to have a cup of tea while reading' and twice ive automatically chugged it the moment it got to my mouth. ive not once in my life sipped at a drink i dont know what i was thinking.

[errriot]

[vexwerewolf]

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

[headspace-hotel]

also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

[headspace-hotel]

"ough watching a show uses so much electricity" on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

[lilacblossoms]

Thank you for the perspective check

[eraserheadadult]

tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005