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@sprintforward I will be switching to you guys as soon as possible. @verizon is to expensive and you don't even get unlimited data <|Tweet from @Dylan_Hill94>

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@Samantha_Lehman says

the day I get more excited to see a guy than this nacho cheese fountain is the day I'm getting married. https://t.co/URrps4p3Yp

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"Girls are like trucks, you don't want a truck that's been driven by a lot of people and has a shit load of miles on it"

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An iPhone Microscope Attachment Could Help Men Test Their Sperm Count at Home: Researchers from the University of I... <|Tweet from @GloriaHanna1>

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@sprintforward i have Verizon, its not working for me. but i'm switching to sprint soon!!!!! yall better give me service. please & thank you <|Tweet from @TaylerWerner>

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Just saw a Trump supporter say "it's not PLAGERISM when it comes from the heart." Unfortunately you need to go back to school for spelling <|Tweet from @sLuR3527>

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Today is my brothers 14 birthday and his girlfriend is throwing him a surprise birthday party...... Dick game must be strong <|Tweet from @AhhTommyy>

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today is my dad's wife birthday and i ain't telling her shit 😐 <|Tweet from @_gotmulah>

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Girlfriend cut me off from playing Pokemon go today since it's her birthday 👸🏻 @Litwinning3 <|Tweet from @handy_jacob>

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@Neef_Rozayy says

Going car shopping between a Mustang GT & Charger R/T. https://t.co/mSkQwAkBxN

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Can't buy you're daughter a birthday present or card because you're skint but can buy a bag of coke. She doesn't need you. <|Tweet from @daniellejayx>

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My friend shattered her 40,000$ Bong so I ain't mad about my phone screen <|Tweet from @KimDongTrill>

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AR boy want to have porn unlocked at pokestops so he doesnt get bored while taking kids. To places like parks... <|Tweet from @trashdotart>

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the university program i'm doing has sappho on our reading list i'm going to lesbian school this is amazing <|Tweet from @subsameen>

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@elizabethbuttt says

Mom "I'm totally putting this up in my classroom" https://t.co/joCYC3o2WI

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Don't mix technology with nature.. I thought I just stepped on a bird because my phone made the Twitter chirping noise... <|Tweet from @michaelacoye>

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Dad "When I retire, I'm going to make a cross fit gym for Pokémon trainers... it's genius, I'll call them Pokéfits or maybe Poké Pilates"😂😂 <|Tweet from @EmmaDwyer22>