Welcome to the Himbo Hotel

"★★★★★, a fantastic stay! 10/10 would RP with again!" -Anonymous, Trivago. A multimuse of himbos booked by Riss. Relax & stay a while!

[himbohotel]

My name is Riss, and I have no self-control. Welcome to my multimuse full of himbos (and some dweebs because I couldn’t help myself)

My rules are simple and pretty standard. I’m an open, friendly blog, but I’m busy af. Since I am 30+, I ONLY interact with muns over 18. I am not mutuals-only.

Featuring muses from: Julie and the Phantoms, Disney, Literature (Greek & Arthurian mythology, BBC Musketeers with literary influences), Cobra Kai, What We Do In the Shadows, Pirates of the Caribbean, Our Flag Means Death, and many more! 

𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭 || 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 || 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 || 𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 || 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬

                                     honoured guests at the hotel: @frxncaise  (alex&reggie), @pharmakeus (herakles&gwaine), @therelentless (guillermo), @sheantipaxos (guillermo)

MUSE OF THE MONTH: Bryce Anderson, Game Changers oc

LOUDEST MUSES ATM: Herakles (Mythos-inspired with a Modern twist), Reggie Peters (JatP), Gwaine (BBC Merlin), Remy LeBeau (X-Men), Chozen (CK), Anthony (CK), Bryce Anderson (Game Changer OC)

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credit for my icon template and coloring goes to: @cavalierfou & @jayneedits! Thank you!! credit for my banner template goes to:  @mooglerph, thank you!

𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒

Trevor Belmont, castlevania the series

Sokka, fc: d'pharaoh woon-a-tai/animated, atla series

Fîli, son of Dís, the hobbit

Caleb Rewiti, original character inspired by the almighty johnsons, beach bum and reincarnation of Maui

[himbohotel]

Ugh I need to write my leather daddy character, Maverick, tbh. Soon.

[roidesvoleurs]

Also, passed the anniversary of setting up Remy as a sideblog, hehe. It’s been a year

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It’s been a whole year since I had to put Remy on a sideblog since he was hogging all the attention over here. No regrets

[vikingsbifrost]

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If Jonathan Harker existed in modern day, he’d be a burnt out contract lawyer who is this close to being a food blogger. Keeps a lil journal when he goes out to eat with Mina and makes meticulous notes that she somehow finds sexy and endearing

[himbohotel]

it's almost been a year since i wrote heracles.

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Starter call for:

🏒 Bryce Anderson, big d-man (in more ways than one) for the Florida Bobcats, oc in the Game Changers universe

🛣️ Maverick Williamson, Army vet, biker badass who doesn't suffer fools, oc

🩺 Asher Green, Internal Medicine intern (the Bri'ish one), canon from Scrubs 2026

👑Miguel, raconteur, swordsman, all-around scoundrel delight, canon from The Road to El Dorado

Please like and put in the emoji of the character you'd like to interact with. Fellow mumus, please give me a character to bounce my character off of <3

[himbohotel]

The thunderstorm was so great my sister’s basement flooded. It also kept me up almost all night—I am exhausted. Dammit, Thor!

[himbohotel]

...i really hope this thunderstorm doesn't keep me up.

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@mecwmellc (rose landry) liked this for: BRYCE ANDERSON

❛ Holy shit! Isn't that Hollander's ex-girl sittin' at the bar? ❜

REACHING UP TO HELP THE SERVER WITH HER OVERLADEN TRAY FULL OF ENOUGH ALCOHOL TO KILL TWO ELEPHANTS, Bryce kicks at one of his numbnut friends for just sitting there catching flies. ❛ First off, that's future Oscar winner Rose Landry, put some respect on her name, Todd, and secondly, you need to get your fuckin' eyes checked, man---no fuckin' way, that is her! ❜ In his excitement, he drops a Tito's and lemonade in Todd's lap as he scrambles to play it cool and reach for his phone. Todd's squawk of indignation doesn't help, but Bryce's too busy looking up Rose's socials. He didn't know she was in town! That's crazy!

Was she shooting a movie in Florida? Was it the long-awaited sequel to X-Squad: Second Class? Oh, shit!

Todd's still bitching about the state of his chinos, and Bryce cuts him off with his patented Ice-Man deadeyed stare. If Todd fucks this up for him, the defenseman will forcefeed him his own dick and watch him choke on it. With all the glee of a kid in a candy store.

❛ Shut up, man! ❜

Rose Landry. Here. In the flesh. Wild. How wunderkind Hollander ever fumbled her, Bryce could never hope to know. Because that's Rose fuckin' Landry! An Upper Midwesterner (just like himself) who broke out of the frozen tundra and into fame. He can't even hold the fact she's a 'Gander against her. A hockey nut and a babe--Hollander fucked up so bad that it's not even funny. With the utmost respect, of course.

He scooches out of the booth and sidles up to the bar. Not close enough to be a creep about it, though. Mama Anderson raised him better. Flagging down the bartender, he sheepishly orders another Tito's and lemonade, idly tapping on the lip of the sticky bar. After a few moments of cool guy nonchalance, he glances over to his left before doing a double take. ❛ Whoa! Excuse me, miss, are you...yanno...Rose Landry? ❜ He stage whispers her name, cupping his hand around his mouth to really sell the whole secrecy bit.

[himbohotel]

god i missed writing bryce. he's so fratboy chaotic,

[himbohotel]

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

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@n0superman liked this for: ASHER GREEN

[SMS] Disregard that please. That was not meant for you. [SMS] My deepest, most sincere apologies, Dr. Dorian.

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[SMS] Should I report to HR tomorrow?

[himbohotel]

I know sports culture is rife with superstition. Is Bobby superstitious?

Bobby is a hockey goalie. Asking if he's superstitious is like asking if water is H20, honestly.

Luckily, Bryce isn't as superstitious. Just a lil 'titious. He's seen the before game rituals some of his teammates perform and has decided to reel himself in.

[himbohotel]

also please let me know if any of my starters aren't working for you in terms of answering them back!