himejoshi alchemist

my potions and transmutations are stronger than your spells seethe whilst i look at women yearning

[himejoshialchemist]

you are a pervert ~★彡 ♡

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i do have a new beaker btw she is a lovely girl and she loves holding all my mixtures and tonics

[himejoshialchemist]

jacking off into test tubes isn’t hard work, nor does it produce any results. however it does stop me from needing to transform a new test subject into a condom and then tie them up and put them out with the rest of the trash. but perhaps it would be more fun that over way

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plappable goonmeat

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basically die

[balljoint-pervert]

big win! mutual you haven't seen in a while is now unabashedly pervert posting on main!

[himejoshialchemist]

New theory: Slime girl omarashi is possible, however, separating the liquid is much more difficult.

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peons write this down and remind me later: potion of chocolate transmogrification. very important so i can use it on this cute girl that is chained up in my bed right now.

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bottles of shampoo are really good at storing my mixtures, but have had the side effect of turning my test subjects into bath toys once or twice. now they all get to sit in my giant tub forever ^_^

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my fucking beaker just imploded

[himejoshialchemist]

all women are beautiful and men only serve to die in wars or realize that they are women. my new potion helps with both!

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as a side blog be ensured that we will never be mutuals.

you may now cry, as I am sure this upsets you.

please cry into this vial for me however. i am in need of a new solvent and I theorize that with enough tinkering, I can use these for a new recipe.

[byjove]

The thing about growing up with undiagnosed autism is that you’re a bad kid. And you don’t know how to stop being a bad kid. But you’re pedantic, you hate hugs, you’d rather be alone than attend a family gathering, you play by yourself instead of with friends or family, you make mealtime impossible, you can’t even look your parents in the face, you lie to get out of going to school and when you’re there you complete your assignments correctly but in a way that is somehow inherently wrong. You’re wrong. There is something wrong with you and you can’t identify it or fix it. You can’t begin to explain it. You pull for justifications and apologies. You were a bad kid and there was nothing you could do to be better.

[spacejade]

i watched the umamusume movie

[himejoshialchemist]

making a new potion for a frog skin synthephasia and none of you even understand the calculations. none of you are allowed to eat yogurt tonight

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my eunachs

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new nutrient block transmutation is really good at gaining calories. maybe a bit too good. the mouse yuri that i’ve been using as test subjects (that’s two women who i’ve transformed into mice btw) have really gotten a feederism fetish it seems. regardless, new experiment is to figure out how to synthesize pure yuri oil