Yikes™

Canadian art hoe/ XIX

[unsympatheticchemprof]

[templeofapelles]

Detail Anton Giulio Brignole-Sale on Horseback, 1627 Anthony van Dyck

[meanplastic]

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This isn’t even an exaggeration

[queenfaithmarie]

This🙄🙄🙄

[cammiegoodes]

when netflix spends 100 million dollars to keep friends on their streaming service but cancels other shows because they’re too expensive

[humunanunga]

Tumblr after 12/16/18:

[handweavers]

me: waking up from top surgery

doctor: here are your male presenting nipples sir

[morefunthanb4]

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[c3po]

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

[akumeoy]

gonna end racism around 4:30pm today if that works for everyone

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

My supervisors doing diversity training

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

[thatsbelievable]

Did You Know?

Birds control time! They do this out of spite.

[antique-scarecrow]

Makes sense

[she-rachel]

me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad

Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense:

[opossummypossum]

“Cotton” is a perfect little opossum camouflaging as a perfect little white cloud.

vihs

[spidingsadly]

@spookyprime

[spookyprime]

I love this darling

[gunpowder-tea]

Direct action.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

bungle said fuck blue lives

[dolce-e-cantabile]

Comrade Bungle

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

lab safety

1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[sirachi-mariachi]

Villain get the money like curls.

Art done by the homie. IG: feed_me_redapples