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something that breaks my heart is how easily thatch died. thatch, the fourth division commander of the whitebeard pirates, mustâve been incredibly powerful. the whitebeard commanders we know in detail: marco, oden, ace, izou, jozu, vista, etc, are renown as some of the most powerful characters in their respective fortes each. the whitebeard pirates were titans of the pirate world, and to hold a position of power in their ranks is placing you easily among some of the most powerful in one piece almost inherently.
but thatch died without a fight to our knowledge, thatch died quietly, found in a pool of his own blood, body already cold. thatch died very literally stabbed in the back, in the middle of the night without last words that would reach anyoneâs ears. itâs brutal and more than anything, itâs so unpleasantly bitter.
i think how he died is very symbolic of the whitebeard pirates as a crew. a man who, while we donât know in combat, is at least comparable to the commanders we do know. his faith and family-orientated love was so unwavering it caused a man like that to die swiftly and silently. while blackbeardâs power pre-devil fruit is nothing to undermine, especially given the wound he gave shanks, i refuse to believe thatch wouldnât of at least been able to defend himself briefly; long enough to be heard. thatch died with unquestioning love in his heart, not for one second was his guard up, and only in teachâs gross abuse of that trust did thatch succumb. thatch died so easily, and nothing hurts more than that.
all the whitebeard pirates died for love. oden died, tortured and shot, after holding his loved ones above his head for an hour so they wouldnât boil alive alongside him. thatch died with unquestioning adoration, stabbed in the back by a member of his cherished family. ace died indirectly as a result of trying to avenge thatch, and directly by defending luffy in the pinnacle of marineford, protecting his little brother until his last breath. whitebeard died attempting to rescue ace, falling victim to hundreds of wounds in his path as he clambered to save his son. ultimately, the bullet that would kill him was from the gun of the son that betrayed him. izou died in sacrifice, telling his younger sister to live. he died fighting against enemies who intended to hurt aceâs little brother and who wouldâve doomed his homeland if they succeeded. whitebeard pirates are so kind, love is as natural to them as breathing. i am hoping, in some way, there will be a resting conclusion to all the suffering they have been dealt so horribly. they are so full of love, and that makes their story so tragic.
common haikyuu misconceptions
i might make a more comprehensive list later, but i just gotta get this out now to scratch the itch:
setting errors:
date tech is a vocational school for engineering (as evidenced by hq-bu and its name), NOT a regular highschool - meaning there's a focus on getting actual hands-on experience and the classes are likely specialized to the fields the kids want to get into as soon as they graduate highschool. i doubt any of the date tech kids went to college because of this, as vocational schools fast tracks their students into their respective careers. (it's also why the third years not having jobs is a running gag in bu, bc they very much could start working right after highschool, esp if they don't go to uni)
so far the only member of shiratorizawa's team to have been explicitly confirmed to have passed the entrance exam and was NOT scouted by washijo is shirabu. it's been stated that anyone scouted earns a sports scholarship that lets them bypass the entrance exams.
this gets glazed over because of how emphasized the accents of inarizaki is, but our main cast+anyone else from miyagi almost certainly also have accents, that when localized would also be rural-country adjacent! washijo is localized with a accent written out similar to inarizaki's, but he's actually speaking with a more thick miyagi-ben that's difficult to distinguish in english.
what class number a person has (typically 1-5, but can go higher depending on the school population) can correlate to their general state of their grades (on the lower end would usually get assigned to class 1-2, while those who are aiming to get into competitive unis are 4 or higher) however this isn't always the case but does work for a general rule of thumb. i do have to say being in lower ranked classes doesn't necessarily equal to stupid, just not academically inclined.
if school has academy in the name it's a private institution, whereas -highschool (karasuno, inarizaki) implies it being a public school.
character writing errors:
NO ONE FROM SHIRATORIZAWA WOULD EVER CALL USHIJIMA USHIWAKA. sorry, this one really pisses me off bc the dub reallllllly fucked up with localizing nicknames/how characters refer to each other and is super inconsistent BUT I DIGRESS. it's extremely rude and implies he isn't worth a proper address of either his first or last name, and considering ushijima is implied to be an old wealth type of family with a lot of history to the point where they broke tradition to have waka's father take on the ushijima name upon being married - it's very very insulting. the third years would call him wakatoshi, while 2nd and 1st years call him ushijima/ushijima-senpai. ESPECIALLY SHIRABU HE WOULD DIE BEFORE HE EVER CALLS HIM USHIWAKA (biting my phone in rage at how this shit made it into the dub script)
who uses first names/who doesn't can get confusing, but a character who consistently uses first names, even when absolutely not appropriate is tendo. he even calls washijo tanji-kun which is fucking insane because he's not only an elderly staff member, he's washijo. the fact that he gets away with this implies either tendo's always this rude or they're very close (my personal preference) interestingly he does call semi by his last name, just with the twist of it being an affectionate nickname (semi-semi) which implies closeness considering the only other guy who isn't just [first name] or tanji-kun is wakatoshi (waka-kun)
everyone knows oikawa loves using nicknames, but in regards to how he formulates said nicknames for his team, it seems to be based on making their last names sound as cute as possible. adding an -un (matssun) or -chi (watacchi) or just using -chan, an affectionate term often used for girls or young kids (iwa-chan). the two (technically four) who break this trend is makki (interesting that he doesn't call him hana-chan, which would fit his naming scheme more as that's a very common cutesy nickname) and kyotani (kyoken, which might be a ref to ushijima being ushiwaka as a form of subtle disrespect and may imply that oikawa probably likes him the least out of everyone on seijoh but sees a little bit of ushijima in him) yahaba and kindaichi unfortunately do not have canon nicknames however which is. strange. i personally deign them yahabun (because yahaba is also set to be oikawa's successor and the oyabun/boss of seijoh) daikun (in reference to him low key being built like a radish) daicchan would also be acceptable. the use of last names is verrry interesting tho considering the cutesy-ness of his naming choices would lend itself better to the use of first names, implying there's an invisible wall he's putting up between him and his teammates (writers, make of that as you will)
hinata is sometimes written to be ruder than he actually is, because canonically he's pretty respectful to anyone older/figures of authority, with a notable exception: oikawa. however, you could argue his intent isn't to be rude, rather he views his nickname as cool (similar to his original view on kags' king of the court nickname) though he calls him oikawa-san post timeskip. he's a good noodle đĽş
inarizaki does not have a confirmed vice-captain, however considering all the little context clues given it's verrry likely to be oomimi ren, as he's close enough to kita for atsumu to joke they're married (đđđ) and aran, for all his screentime is never explicitly stated to be vice captain when there were plenty of opportunities, esp in the scene where kita was named captain. very much a soekawa jin situation where a character w very little screentime actually had a relatively important role within the team
i put this one last bc it's a nitpick with no definitive answer, but it is highly likely that reon ohira, aran ojiro, adriah tomas, and oriver barnes are incorrect spellings of the intended names of these characters. the correct spelling based on intended naming themes should be leon (lion theming fitting with shiratorizawa's apex predator theme), alan (fox in breton language), adrian (highly likely to be american), and oliver (this one should be a no brainer)
attractive things they do ; inarizaki ver . âËŕż
atsumu ; chews on everything. its such a pet peeve to everyone else but you somehow. chews on everything like its got answer. its really dumb, but kind of endearing in a way. he always needs something in his mouth, pencaps, straw ends, hoodie strings.
osamu ; lets you have the first bite of everything. no matter how excited he is about the food, how expensive or scarce, he always lets you have the best, and the first bite. he acts like itâs no big deal, but it is. heâll even rotate the plate to angle the best part toward you, like you wouldnât notice.
ugly áŻâ suna rintaro
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warnings: pregnancy, implied miscarriage, angst, abortion mention, arguments, situationship, language, drinking, hook ups, mdni
an: i figured since im not going to finish get ugly the series, i'd take the plot of get ugly and turn it into a little one off. you don't have to read get ugly for this to work it can stand on it's own. (but if you want to read it here it is) but if you have read it keep in mind im making some changes so it works on its own. also iâm terrified people are going to HATE this
She likes Suna.Â
She likes the glint in his eyes and the sound of his low laughter. She likes when he keeps her up at night with a string of desperate, longing texts. She likes the feel of his hands gripping at the flesh of her thighs as she straddles his lap, the warmth of his bare skin against hers, the sound of his voice, quiet in her ear. How he always tastes like mint. The smell of his cologne lingering on her bedsheets. The hardness of his muscles under the skin of her palm.Â
She likes him.Â
She, however, does not like Suna this much.
INARIZAKI'S REACTION TO: you lost your voice.
ft: all inarizaki players.
warnings. not proofread. feminine pronouns. use of (y/n) once, i think. may contain spelling and grammar mistakes. translated from spanish (my mother tongue) with google translator (don't bully me, please)
author note. i'm so sorry if any of the characters are ooc, i'm new to writing for canon and not original characters.
When you showed up to practice, just nodding your greetings and offering smiles, without any sound coming out of your mouth, the team malfunctioned and panicked.
But before they could even ask, they heard multiple sounds coming from everyone's phones.
Suna is probably the one who checks what's up, and he's hit with a message you sent to the group chat.
âHey, so- I lost my voice for a couple of weeks, so I'll communicate like this.â
KITA SHINSUKE
ââŚFor weeks?â
Immediately shifts into protective mode.
Tells you to rest and avoid straining yourself. Doesn't want you to show up to practice, but if you do anyway, he'll just sigh it off.
Silently worried but doesnât show it much.
OJIRO ARAN
âAh, damn⌠thatâs rough.â
Feels bad for you and tries to be extra considerate.
Helps you communicate when others struggle to understand, though it took him a few days to get used to checking his phone when talking to you.
AKAGI MICHINARI
âWAIT, WEEKS?! LIKEâYOU WONâT TALK AT ALL?!â
Panics instantly.
Tries to make you laugh, realizes you canât respond out loud. Now panicking more.
He jokes about it, but if you glare at him, he'll stop. then the next day, he starts again
OMIMI REN
"...Weeks? No talkin'?"
The silence from Omimi is deafening. His usual stoic demeanor falters slightly as the situation hits.
He tilts his head, his sharp eyes narrowing slightly. His mind seems to be calculating the implicationsâhow heâll communicate with you without your usual voice, how youâll handle everything, and how long theyâll have to adjust to this.
"...I guess weâll all have to adjust... somehow."
KOSAKU YUUTO
âSo youâre tellinâ me⌠No teasin'? No witty remarks? No laughin' at our dumb moments?â
Looks genuinely heartbroken.
Promises to âspeak doubleâ to make up for your silence. Everyone, including you, just nod.
GINJIMA HITOSHI
ââŚWho do I need to fight?â
Doesnât know how to handle it, so he just silently pats your head.
He tells you things like "you're brave for coming to school like this!", and you can't even get mad at him when he forgets you can't talk.
MIYA ATSUMU
âSo yer tellinâ me I got a couple weeks without ya roastinâ me? Damn, what a loss.â
Pretends to be chill but is actually worried.
Immediately starts texting you memes just to make you feel better.
Promises to âspeak doubleâ to make up for your silence. Everyone groans, and you just shake your head.
âWHAT WAS THAT?! WHY DIDN'T YA REACT THE SAME WHEN KOSAKU SAID IT?â
MIYA OSAMU
âHate to say it, but weâre doomed. We need subtitles now.â
Buys warm drinks for you and forces you to rest.
He may even buy you a snack, to let you know that even if you can't talk, you are appreciated.
SUNA RINTARO
ââŚKinda eerie without ya talkinâ.â
Texts you random things to keep you entertained.
Helps you communicate with the team subtly, but definitely teases you about it.
Him and you texting, even if you were next to each other, has always been a normal thing. So it didn't change much.
RISEKI HEISUKE
âWait, wait, waitâso, like, not talking at all?â
Actually devastated, and slightly shy because he doesn't know what to do or say.
Spends way too much time trying to figure out hand signals for communication.
extras.
Everyone starts learning how to communicate without words.
They text you or use notes when needed.
Some try to make you laugh and immediately regret it because you can't, and you are left with a sore throat (more than before)
Atsumu still annoys you, but in written form.
Suna takes advantage and texts you things like âblink twice if you think Atsumu is an idiot.â which you do.
Kita becomes your personal health supervisor.
The entire team becomes extra soft with you.
more under the cut.
oooooooh i do~ i do~ i do~
so a vague historical-ish pedrohina au? ft. a love-at-first-sight pedro
WHO IS MARIAH AND WHO IS JAMES
i want to write for ginjima and akagi ughhh but i'm so bad at writing in english đđ
ISSEI MATSUKAWA HCS âËŕż
has such a terrible poker face but still somehow wins every bluffing gameÂ
second generation guatemalan. speaks spanish, but not very often because heâs embarrassed of his accent and mispronunciations
none of his jackets are plain, and if they are, it means he has two of them
metalhead in my heart and soul
freak who puts on his vinyls/cds then plays them on spotify so that his airbuds is accurate
eats the crust first on pizza and if anyone asks about it heâll act like theyâre overreacting
the kind of guy who ties his shoelaces a little loose so he can just slip them on and off
fell asleep at a show once
sleeps like a corpse. completely still, on his back, arms either crossed or at his sides.
went to college for like a year and hated it so he dropped out, but worked at the college radio station while he was still there
once scared a co worker because he moves too quietly in the funeral homeÂ
100% sends voice memos instead of texts if heâs too lazy to type, but 9 times out of 10 wont pick up if that person calls him
his hands are fucking freezing alllll the time
enjoys the meal, hates the cooking process, and hates doing the dishes and cleaning up even more.
ends up doing all his cooking on sunday so that he just does one deep clean and never has to think about it until the next week
starts a project, hyperfocuses on it, then forgets about it for months
that mf you ask for venues to local shows
loves the rain, especially when its heavy enough to rattle the windows. will go to sleep right then and there once he hears it, but will refuse to turn on a youtube video of the same thing
has a surprisingly gentle touch, despite how rough and calloused his hands are
played in a local band when he was younger but he doesnt talk about it because he almost got arrested for climbing the poles/pipes in the venue
type of guy to know how to do everything but will never tell anyone until they ask
never takes notes, never studies, never does anything academic outside of classtime, but is somehow a straight A student
the only one in the workplace post timeskip who can handle funeral flowers without sneezing. he doesnt tell anyone they give him rashes, though.
has that ability to tell when hes going to rain just by sniffing the air
keeps a notebook full of thoughts and ideas to not forget. he forgets.
doesnt trust people who doesnt like animals
he considered going into animal welfare but opted out because he didnt want to have an animal dying on him. became a funeral service worker instead.
sits in the corner of a restaurant so he can see the whole room, but then will sit on the inside of the booth instead of the outside
probably has a sleeper build
loves movies with practical effects more than CGI, even if theyre ass
Ukai before the Inarizaki match: Inarizaki - powerhouse, terrifying, intimidating as hell, many stron players, gl boys!
Inarizaki:
dedicating all my brain cells to think about this
i made something..
why. just why did I have to see this
Navigation : midnight records! the starlight EP! haikyuu EP!
ââ .⌠"3 AM SHENANIGANS" â Suna Rintaro, Akaashi Keiji, Kuroo Tetsuro, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Bokuto Kotarou, Iwaizumi Hajime, Miya Atsumu, Miya Osamu, Kozume Kenma, Oikawa Toru
in which you catch your boyfriend talking in his sleep Sleep-talking boyfriends >>> therapy. content : fluff. multicharacter. post timeskip.2000 words
SUNA RINTAROU
Itâs late, and the room is quiet, except for the occasional shuffle from Suna, whoâs already half asleep beside you. Youâre about to drift off when you hear him mumble, his voice low and irritated.
âAre you serious right now?â Suna grumbles, not fully awake. âAtsumu, you canât be this extra all the time.â
You freeze. Wait, is he... talking about Atsumu?
You glance at Rin, then casually grab your phone. With a grin, you hit record, knowing this is going to be top-tier content. âYou look like a damn highlighter, Atsumu,â Rin mutters, sounding genuinely disgusted. âWho told you neon green was a vibe? Was your mirror broken that day?â
You bite your lip to hold back a laugh. This is already better than anything you couldâve expected.
âAnd that âsexy smirkâ you keep trying to pull off?â Suna continues, totally unaware of his roasting abilities. âYou look like a kid who just learned how to wink and is way too proud of it. Cut it out, bro.â
You snicker, barely able to keep your cool. Iâm definitely sending this to Atsumu in the morning.
âHonestly, just stick to your usual âIâm better than youâ routine,â he grumbles. âAt least thatâs believable. But seriously? You think anyoneâs buying this âheartthrobâ act? You look like a failed shampoo commercial from 2009.â
You choke on your laugh, clutching your stomach as you snort. Suna, meanwhile, is still in his own little world.
âAnd for the love of God,â he adds, âstop flexing like youâre auditioning for a bodybuilding competition, because nobodyâs impressed. We see your ego in every room, and honestly, itâs exhausting.â
You just canât stop giggling, holding your phone up to get every word. This is absolute gold.
âSeriously, Atsumu,â he mutters, voice slurring as he shifts slightly. âIâm just trying to sleep, and youâre out here acting like youâre the main character in a K-drama. Take that energy to the next level, bro.â
You whisper to yourself with a grin, âSuna's literally sleep-roasting him like heâs on a talk show.â
Suna rolls over, still completely unconscious, and you stop the recording, already looking forward to showing this to Atsumu. You lean back and snicker under your breath, "This is so going viral in the group chat.â
AKAASHI KEIJI
Itâs late, and you got up because you were thirsty. Youâre just about to go back to sleep when you hear a mumble from Akaashi next to you.
âDid I leave the oven on...?â he mutters groggily, his voice low and concerned.
You blink, confused. Wait, what?
You glance over at him, only to find him still fast asleep, looking completely unaware of his own panic. âKeiji...?â you whisper, half-jokingly. He mumbles again, his tone slightly more urgent this time. âThe oven... I think I left it on. Did I...?â
You try not to laugh, but you canât help it. Seriously? In his sleep, he's worried about the oven? âHey Keiji...â you try to get his attention, but he continues as if heâs in the middle of a full-blown crisis.
âI swear, if I burned the house down...â he mutters, shifting slightly in the bed. âI was just trying to make toast...â
Youâre now fully awake, trying to hold back laughter as you watch him talk about something as mundane as burnt toast while still completely unconscious.
âI know I shouldâve checked the timer...â he continues, his voice tinged with regret. âWhy do I always forget the basics?â
By now, youâre trying your best not to laugh out loud. This is too funny, and you decide to take full advantage of it. You tap him on the shoulder gently, but he doesnât react. Heâs still spiraling in his sleep. âBabe, itâs fine. The oven's off,â you say in a teasing tone, hoping itâll snap him out of it.
âBut what if I didnât turn it off...?â he mutters again, his concern reaching new heights. âWhat if... what if the fire department has to come? Iâll never hear the end of it.â
You sigh, finally giving up on holding it in and letting out a chuckle. Akaashi, always the over-thinkerâeven in his sleep. With a smirk, you nudge him once more, and he finally lets out a small sigh of relief, still half asleep. âIâll deal with it in the morning...â
You shake your head, still smiling. Next time, maybe check the oven before going to bed.
KUROO TETSUROU
The night is calm, the kind of stillness thatâs perfect for deep sleepâor so you thought. Youâre peacefully dreaming when you suddenly feel a hand on your arm. Kuroo shift beside you, his body going rigid all of a sudden.
âNo, no, no... why is sheââ he mumbles in his sleep, his voice growing more frantic by the second.
You blink, slowly waking up as his random murmurs continue. "Tetsu?" you ask groggily, unsure whether to just ignore it or poke him awake.
"Sheâs... she's droolingâWHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS SHE DROOLING?"
You furrow your brows, still half-asleep and confused. "What? Drooling? What are you talking about?"
Kuroo starts thrashing around a bit, looking like he's trying to dodge something invisible. "No, no, NOâthis is bad. This is so bad. Itâs... itâsâLILY ROSE DEPP! GET AWAY! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU'RE GONNA GET ME WITH THE DROOL!"
Pause. Why the fuck is he dreaming about Lily Roseâ
It hits you like a lightning bolt. He's dreaming about the movie you saw today.
You canât help but snicker at the absurdity of the situation, but Kuroo is clearly in full-blown panic mode, hands swatting at the air like heâs trying to fend off some kind of horror movie monster.
"Tetsu," you whisper, trying not to laugh too loudly. "Chill out, itâs just a movie. Lily-Rose Depp is not going to drool on you."
"But sheâs... sheâs just standing there tweaking out! WHY IS SHE DROOLING LIKE THAT?! SHE'S GONNA MURDER ME!"
You canât hold it in anymore. "You are literally freaking out over fake drool. Itâs not even real!"
He freezes mid-squirm, looking like heâs just realized heâs been fighting invisible drool this whole time. "Wait... Iâm... Iâm dreaming?"
"Yes, babe, youâre dreaming," you say, trying to get him to relax. "It was just a weird movie scene, chill. No oneâs gonna drool on you in your sleep."
He mutters something under his breath, clearly still processing, but thenâBOOM. He jolts awake, blinking in confusion and looking around wildly. "Did I... did I just fight off a drooling woman?"
You canât help but laugh, running your fingers through his hair. "No, baby, youâre good. Thereâs no one here. Just weird movie dreams."
Kuroo lets out a deep sigh of relief, but not without one last dramatic comment: "But seriously... that scene? Unsettling. Why did she even do that?" He shudders dramatically as if heâs still trying to shake off the absurdity of it.
You laugh, rolling your eyes. "It was just a weird artistic choice, Tetsu. Just go back to sleep, dream about something less gross."
Kuroo pulls you closer, still looking a little frazzled, but at least heâs relaxed enough to go back to sleep. "If I dream about drool again, though, Iâm going full superhero on it," he mutters.
âIâll hold you to that,â you say, stifling a giggle. "Goodnight, hero."
SAKUSA KIYOOMI
The night is quiet, and youâre just about to drift off when you feel something unexpected: a weight on your waist. You blink, confused, only to find that Sakusaâwho's usually the least touchy person you knowâis clinging to you like a koala in his sleep.
"Mmm⌠no⌠no, not again..."
You blink a few times, still half-asleep. "Omi?"
He doesn't respond, but you hear him muttering something under his breath.
"Stay back, Atsumu..."
You sit up a bit, eyes wide in confusion. "Atsumu?"
His grip on you tightens, and you feel his body tense against yours as if heâs trying to protect himself from an invisible force. "No⌠no, youâre too sweaty! I canât breathe⌠germs⌠germs everywhere!"
You rub your eyes, not sure if youâre dreaming or if Sakusaâs really having this conversation in his sleep. "Wait, what?"
"GermsâŚ,â he mumbles again, still clutching you like youâre his lifeline, as though Atsumuâwhoâs clearly not hereâis about to attack him with sweat.
You canât help it. You snort, more amused than anything else. This is the guy who gives you a 10-minute lecture about disinfecting your phone, and now heâs sleeping like a cat glued to your side.
"Omi," you murmur, trying to suppress a laugh. "Youâre literally dreaming. Thereâs no sweaty Atsumu here. Calm down."
But heâs not listening. His voice gets more frantic, and his arms tighten even more around you. "I can't⌠I canât touch him, Y/N... itâs⌠itâs everywhere. The germs, the sweat, it's all over..."
You blink, stunned at how clingy heâs gotten. Normally, this guy wouldnât touch you unless you had a very good reason. And now? Heâs practically attached to you like a backpack. "Youâre really going all in with this, huh?" you tease softly. "Do you need me to disinfect myself before I sleep with you too?"
"Need bleach...,â he mumbles, still not awake. "We need bleach. Stat."
You burst into quiet laughter, shaking your head. "Youâre fine babe. Thereâs no germs here. I promise. Itâs just you and me."
His response? He pulls you closer, his face nuzzling into the crook of your neck like heâs shielding himself from a storm. You almost fall out of bed from how tightly he's holding you, and the absurdity of it all finally hits you.
"Omi," you chuckle softly, "I canât believe youâre this clingy when you're asleep." You can practically hear his mind working as he sighs in his sleep. "Thank you... you're so clean..."
You're starting to enjoy the chaos now, though youâre still trying not to suffocate under his sleep-induced clinging. "Well, if I'm so clean, maybe you should calm down before you suffocate me," you tease, lightly pushing him off.
He doesnât budge, still clinging to you like a human koala.
"I promise, no oneâs getting sweaty near you," you murmur, shaking your head in amused disbelief.
Sakusa finally relaxes a little, still holding onto you, though not as desperately. Itâs almost sweet⌠if you ignore the fact that he's sleep-clinging to you like a lifeline and muttering about germs.
"You're so soft," he mutters sleepily, finally drifting back into peaceful slumber, his hand still gently gripping your waist.
You blink down at him in confusion.
You canât help but snicker. Looks like, for once, youâre the one who has to play the role of the calm, reassuring one. Not that you mindâjust as long as he doesnât try to disinfect you in the middle of the night.
BOKUTO KOTAROU
It was lateâtoo lateâwhen you felt something shift next to you. At first, you ignored it, already half-asleep, curled under the blankets. Then, suddenlyâ
"HEY HEY HEY!!"
Your body jerked awake at the sheer volume of his voice. "What theâ?!"
Your sleep-addled brain barely had time to process before Bokuto fist-pumped the airâWHILE STILL ASLEEP.
"BEST SPIKER ALIVE, BABY!!" he cheered.
You blinked in the dark, completely disoriented. "Are you serious right now?" He didnât answer. Because he was still asleep.
You groaned, rubbing your face, trying to slow your heartbeat down after that sudden wake-up call. "Bokuto, shut up," you muttered, voice raspy with sleep. But he wasnât done.
"THAT WAS PERFECT!! DID YOU SEE THAT, Y/N?!"
"Oh my god," you whispered, realizing what was happening.
He was sleep-talking. Again.
"Ko, babe," you sighed, poking his forehead, hoping to shut him up before he woke up the whole building. "Youâre dreaming. Go back to sleep." But instead of calming down, he suddenly turned towards you, grabbed your wrist, and squeezed it like a coach hyping up a player. "Y/N, YOU SET ME UP SO GOOD, I COULD KISS YOU!!"
You froze.
Your sleep-deprived brain took a moment to process the words before your lips parted. "âŚBokuto Kotarou, I donât even play volleyball."
"DONâT EVEN NEED TO! YOUâRE JUST THAT GOOD!!"
You sighed deeply, trying not to laugh. Sleep-talking Bokuto was something else. "Okay, okay, Iâm amazing, got it. Now, can you go back to sleep?" Bokuto let out a content sigh, rolling back onto his side. "Mm⌠MVP⌠my Y/NâŚ"
And just like that, he was out cold again.
Meanwhile, you stared at the ceiling, still awake, because somehow you just got dragged into an imaginary volleyball match at 3 AM.
IWAIZUMI HAJIME
The night was supposed to be peaceful. A rare moment of rest. No stress, no overthinkingâjust warmth, a comfortable bed, and the sound of Iwaizumiâs steady breathing beside you.
And thenâ
"Damn⌠look at those bicepsâŚ"
Your eyes snapped open.
For a second, you just lay there, blinking at the ceiling. Maybe you imagined it. Maybe you were dreaming.
Then, another sigh. "Shit⌠those arms⌠theyâre unrealâŚ"
Slowlyâvery slowlyâyou turned your head.
Iwaizumi was out cold, brows slightly furrowed, face relaxed in sleep. Yet his lips still moved, muttering nonsense into the darkness.
You stared at him. "Excuse me?"
He inhaled deeply, like he was taking in the sight of something majestic. "Damn, UshiwakaâŚ"
You nearly choked.
"USHIJIMA?!"
Nothing. No reaction. Just more soft, reverent mumbling. "Man⌠wonder what his arm day looks likeâŚ" A dreamy sigh. "Bet he curls, like⌠baby cows or somethinââŚ"
Your mouth fell open. For a solid ten seconds, you just laid there, processing. Then, slowly, a grin crept onto your face.
Leaning in, you whispered, "Hajime, do we need to have a conversation?"
A twitch. Then a small, sleepy grunt. "Mm⌠nah⌠âM gonna get bigger⌠even biggerâŚ" His fingers twitched against the blanket, like he was mentally curling dumbbells.
You bit back laughter. "Bigger than Ushiwaka?" His brows furrowed, serious even in his sleep. "Tch⌠obviouslyâŚâ A pause. "âŚprobablyâŚ" That did it. You had to shove your face into the pillow to keep from bursting out laughing.
And just when you thought it couldnât get any betterâ
"Y/N⌠ya think Iâd look cool in a whey protein commercialâŚ?"
You lost it. Grabbing your pillow, you smacked him upside the head.
MIYA ATSUMU
The night was peaceful, quiet, and exactly what you needed after a long day.
Thenâ
"THAT LYINâ SNAKEâ"
You shot upright, heart slamming against your ribs as you whipped toward the source of the outburst.
Atsumu. Still completely asleep.
His brows were furrowed, his mouth twisted in pure betrayal, and his fingers twitched against the blanket like he was plotting a murder. You exhaled sharply, flopping back onto the pillow. "God, Atsumu. Go back to sleep."
But he wasnât done.
"I KNEW IT," he muttered, voice thick with righteous fury. "OSAMUâS BEEN WORKINâ WITH THEM ALL ALONGâŚ" Your brows furrowed as you turned to face him, half-exasperated, half-amused. "With who?" Atsumuâs breathing hitched. Then, in a voice so low it was almost conspiratorial, he whisperedâ
"The pigeons."
You blinked.
"What."
"They ainât real, Y/NâŚ" he continued, jaw clenching. "Government spies. Watchinâ us. Waitinâ."
Your face went slack. "Youâre joking."
"First it was the onigiri⌠now itâs full-blown espionageâŚ" Atsumu grumbled, gripping the sheets tighter. "I gotta stop him⌠I gottaâ"
Then, abruptly, his whole body relaxed. His face softened. His lips curled into a stupidly fond smile. "Mm⌠Y/N, ya smell goodâŚ" Your soul left your body.
"WHAT?!"
"Like⌠breadâŚ" he sighed, completely content. "I love bread⌠âM gonna marry breadâŚ" You stared at him.
Then, without thinking, you smacked him with your pillow.
"WAKE UP, YOU MENACE."
Atsumu just rolled over onto his stomach, mumbling something incoherent. But then, just as you were about to settle back down⌠"Not if Osamu gets to it first⌠damn bastard takes everythinâ from meâŚ" You buried your face in your hands.
It was too late at night for this.
MIYA OSAMU
It was past midnight, and the only sound in the apartment was the occasional hum of the fridge. You were comfortably asleepâuntil you heard mumbling beside you.
At first, you thought you imagined it. But thenâ "No, thatâs mine, ya greedy pigâŚ"
Your eyebrows furrowed as you turned your head toward Osamu, who was lying on his back, looking completely relaxed. His lips parted slightly as he mumbled, his voice low and grumbly from sleep.
"Didnât even leave me a single bite⌠selfish assâŚ"
Oh. He was sleep-talking. You had to physically restrain yourself from laughing.
Carefully, you shifted closer, resting your head on his shoulder. "Whatâd he take this time?" you whispered, playing along. Osamu sighed like a man who had suffered greatly. "The last onigiriâŚ"
You bit back a grin.
"That bastard," you whispered dramatically. "Didnât even ask?" Osamu's brows furrowed, his head tilting slightly. "Didnât even shareâŚ"
You lost it. You absolutely lost it.
You pressed your face into his shoulder, shaking with silent laughter. This was too good. Thenâ"That was my favorite one, tooâŚ" Osamu sounded genuinely heartbroken.
Tears pricked at the corners of your eyes from holding in your laughter. "'Samu, baby, you own a whole restaurant."
There was a beat of silence.
Then, with the most serious expressionâstill completely asleepâhe muttered: "DONâT MEAN I WANNA SHARE, Y/N." You immediately rolled onto your back, gripping your stomach, wheezing.
That was it. You were bringing this up tomorrow.
And if Osamu thought for one second that you wouldnât record it next time? He had another thing coming.
KOZUME KENMA
Kenma was a silent sleeper. Most nights, you barely even noticed he was thereâexcept for the occasional shift when he curled closer, or the faint glow of his phone screen if he stayed up too late gaming.
Tonight, however, was different.
Because at exactly 3:12 AM, he mumbledâ
"No⌠no⌠lag⌠not nowâŚ"
You blinked awake. For a second, you werenât sure if you imagined it. But thenâ"Tch⌠stupid serverâŚ" Kenma shifted slightly, brows furrowing in his sleep. "I swear if I dâif I dâif I dâ" He twitched.
You squinted. "Kenma?"
"âif I dâif I dâif I dâ"
You sat up. "Are you⌠lagging?" Kenma twitched again. His lips parted slightly, his voice glitching. "Nânot nânowâlagâs-stuâpidâ"
It took everything in you not to burst out laughing. "Kenma, baby, youâre buffering."
"Ngh⌠Y/NâŚ" His fingers twitched, his face contorted in distress. "Theyâreâth-th-theyâre stream sniping meâŚ" You bit your lip. "Who?"
"Sweaty⌠12-year-oldsâŚ" He exhaled sharply. "Little monstersâŚ"
At that, you lost it. You flopped back onto the pillow, shaking with silent laughter.
"Kenma," you gasped. "Youâre getting wrecked by children in your dreams?" "Theyâthey wonât stop emoting on my bodyâŚ" He turned his face into the pillow, like he was actually suffering. "DisgustingâŚ"
Tears pricked at your eyes from holding back laughter.
Then, suddenly, Kenmaâs breathing evened out again. His fingers stopped twitching.
Silence.
Untilâ"âŚKuroo, stop taking my lootâŚ"
You rolled over and smacked him with a pillow.
OIKAWA TOORU
The bedroom was quiet, you and Oikawa in a peaceful slumber, until, youâre woken up in the middle of the night by Oikawaâs voice, soft but unmistakably confident.
â...Y/N, Iâm telling you, I can do a backflip. Iâve practiced, I swear.â
You blink, groggily trying to process what heâs saying. "A backflip? Sweetheart, where would you even try that?"
He doesnât answer, but you can hear him shift in his sleep. Then, his voice comes again, louder this time, as if heâs trying to convince the whole room. âIâm serious! Just wait âtil I show you. I can totally do it. Youâll see.â
You squint at him, slightly confused. âA backflip? Are you actually dreaming about impressing me with acrobatics?â
He sighs in his sleep, as if this whole conversation is just basic stuff to him. âIâm not just impressing you, Y/N. Iâm proving I can do anything. Youâll see...â
You canât help but laugh quietly, shaking your head. "Okay, Oikawa. When you land that backflip, let me know."
His voice is muffled as he mutters, âJust wait... Iâll do it in front of the whole team... theyâll be amazedâŚâ
You roll your eyes, utterly entertained. "Sure, sure. Iâm sure theyâll be floored, Oikawa."
He mumbles something unintelligible, then goes silent again, clearly satisfied with his dream logic. You shake your head, already half asleep again. "Whatever you say, superstar."
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hot take: I dislike player 333
when youâre trying to find fluff for thanos and/or nam gyu and itâs just smut thatâs borderline/just is r*pe like
on MY cellular device? like damn I wanna hold hands with them not have them violate me???? WHY DOES NO ONE WRITE FLUFF ANYMORE
istg I gotta write it all myself at this point
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