{{ " Shall I tend to my little garden forever? ,, You can't have it both ways. " }} - Independent && Selective Elain Archeron from ACOTAR series by Sarah J. Mass. Penned by Violet (she / they) , 26 , CST. 21+ only.
-'.✿ home ✿ ask ✿ carrd ✿ .'-

@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du

JVL
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KIROKAZE

pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust
wallacepolsom

Product Placement

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izzy's playlists!
Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap

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{{ " Shall I tend to my little garden forever? ,, You can't have it both ways. " }} - Independent && Selective Elain Archeron from ACOTAR series by Sarah J. Mass. Penned by Violet (she / they) , 26 , CST. 21+ only.
-'.✿ home ✿ ask ✿ carrd ✿ .'-
im not sure if anyone is active here anymore - but i have any friends still active here i am coming back to writing however it is a completely different fandom. shoot me a message if you want to connect and i will follow you on that account too. xoxo
i’m still alive...
and kate bishop is once again dragging me back to the marvel fandom with an iron grip.
endless edits of my muses: clint barton – 1 / ?
; and i didn’t like the ending .
𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢-𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐬 & 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐝𝐜, 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫: 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐤𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐚, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐲, & 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 !
“ I have no powers and not nearly enough training, but I’m doing this anyways. Being a super hero is amazing. Everyone should try it. “
➳ home ➳ ask ➳ rules ➳ more ➳ temp. ➳
random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
“ i want to be like you. “
“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “
“ what’s the plan here ? “
“ please just … come home. “
“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “
“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “
“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “
“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “
“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “
“ we’re not friends. “
“ so , do you come here often or … ? “
“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “
“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “
“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “
“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “
“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “
“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “
“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “
“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “
“ sing me a song. “
“ did you do this ? “
“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “
“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “
“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “
“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “
“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “
“ why are you leaving ? “
“ admit it … i drive you wild. “
“ you’re so infuriating. “
“ i hate this town. “
“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “
“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “
“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “
“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “
“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “
“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “
“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “
“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “
“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “
“ you are my platonic soulmate. “
“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “
“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “
“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “
“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “
“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “
“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “
“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “
“ … not many people really talk to me … “
“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “
Marvel’s Avengers presents: Kate Bishop as Free DLC character.
kicks down door OKAY WELL I GUESS IM COMING BACK TO INDIE
uwo what’s this? me drawing a full body??
what if i became active again... that would be so crazy. haha :eyes:
For munday, you’re allowed to ask me anything you want.
…and as many things you want.
Monopoly gone wrong
✰ — — — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ hi, guys! i’m broken. ’ ‘ send nude pics of your heart to me. ’ ‘ man, repressing your feelings is great. ’ ‘ i just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time. ’ ‘ birth is a curse and existence is a prison. ’ ‘ it’s ancient history? it was happening until twenty seconds ago. ’ ‘ one of the perks of living alone is that i get to just walk around naked. ’ ‘ i’ll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper. ’ ‘ you were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy, tan rapunzel. ugh, the dream. ’ ‘ well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy… i could be into it. ’ ‘ so far, i’m the best student. i’m gonna be the velociraptor. ’ ‘ i feel like ‘friends’ in season eight, out of ideas and forcing joey and rachel together, even though it made no sense. ’ ‘ i once got lost on an escalator, so i’m not exactly christopher columbus. ’ ‘ we’ve been through this thousands of times. i mean, can you… just chill out? is that possible? ’ ‘ you deserve to be happy because you are an impressive, thoughtful, and special person… not to mention, you have a rockin’ bod. ’ ‘ any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. that’s how we got beyonce. ’ ‘ because of reasons. there are reasons! they exist and i don’t want to explain them right now. ’ ‘ i’m a canyon… full of poo-poo. ’ ‘ they are a couple and i am a third part of that couple. ’ ‘ it’s suddenly very important that i get drunk. ’ ‘ you got dreams in life? that’s lit. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ how can i say no? …can i say no? ’ ‘ i don’t have a house. i live in a boundless void. ’ ‘ i have no idea what’s going on, but everyone is talking and i should too. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ i’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu. what a stupid age i am! ’ ‘ is this a game? i go first. i call blue! ’ ‘ aw, man. i wanted to push that button. not cool, dude. ’ ‘ we know everything. i don’t understand much of it, but you know, i know it. ’ ‘ that was my first time as a fashion ‘don’t’ and i did not care for it. ’ ‘ i’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit he loves me. ’ ‘ hey there hot stuff, can i get you a cup of coffee? ’ ‘ do you have any feelings like that for me again now? ’ ‘ no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, you don’t have to explain yourself. we are on the same page. ’ ‘ i am revved up to learn, man. my brain is horny! ’ ‘ i used to think about how it’s weird they don’t make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs. ’ ‘ i felt bad about what i did. it was a weird feeling. not used to it. didn’t love it. ’ ‘ yeah, i love you. ugh, that’s embarrassing. i feel so itchy. ’ ‘ go fork yourself, you mean giraffe. ’ ‘ who needs a soulmate anyway? my soulmate will be… books. ’ ‘ what do we do? panic? freak? i usually panic, but i am happy to freak! ’ ‘ we’re gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers… it’s gonna be so much fun! ’ ‘ i’m in a perfect utopia and i have a stomachache. ’ ‘ i need to step outside for some air. and… i will not be back. for many days. ’ ‘ the point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. ’ ‘ yeah, dude. i’m not a monster… anymore. ’ ‘ i’m good. just hang out with her and name constellations after each other or whatever it is nerds do. i’m fine on my own. ’ ‘ i’m in this. we’re a team. ’ ‘ she makes the bass drop… in my heart. ’ ‘ is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? because it’s only kind of working. ’ ‘ ugh, of course your hugs are amazing. ’ ‘ okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. ’ ‘ yeah, mm-hmm, everything is fine, it’s okay, yeah. i’m fine. so, it’s all fine. ’ ‘ look away! everybody look away. i’m going to keep watching, but you guys look away. ’ ‘ ugh, talking about your feelings is the worst. ’ ‘ i’ve been keeping a secret from you… about you. the thing is, it’s not even harming you and if i tell you i feel like it might harm you. so, uh, ethically speaking, i don’t think i have to tell you. ’ ‘ has anyone ever told you what a drag you are? ’ ‘ ‘bearer of bad news’? uh, i think you mean ‘bad news bear’. ’ ‘ honestly, the best move is to get another dude and just go to town. rebound guy. ’ ‘ but i am happy for them! i am! i am! am i? i am! i am not. i am not. i am not that. i am not happy for them. ’ ‘ i totally get it. i mean, he’s a ding dong, but also a straight hottie. ’ ‘ you want to hear his side? oh, no, no, no. that’ll only slow things down. ’ ‘ no! right? no, it felt like a no when i was doing it. ’ ‘ here’s the thing, i’m nice to you and you’re mean to me. there’s something wrong about that, but i can’t put my finger on it. ’ ‘ how am i doing? oh, well, you know… stomach’s in knots, i’m stress-grinding my teeth, and it feels like i’m being suffocated. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun… just like i do when someone starts talking about their kids. ’ ‘ how do i put this delicately… it’s all stupid garbage! ’ ‘ i’m sorry i dragged you into this. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that i never did laundry… and that i waited until you were about to do yours and secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it. ’ ‘ that’s a very, very bad idea. don’t be yourself! ’ ‘ great. yet again, it’s everyone against me because everyone except me is an idiot. why am i the only person who clearly sees what’s going on here? ’
#my only four moods
𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. 🔪
spoiler free dialogue from rian johnson’s 2019 murder mystery, KNIVES OUT. feel free to change pronouns or edit as found necessary !
❝ i suspect foul play. ❞
❝ how about a glass of milk ? ❞
❝ maybe he left you a cold glass of milk in his will, asshole. ❞
❝ you’re not getting bailed out, not this time. ❞
❝ who is that guy ? ❞
❝ i read a tweet about a new yorker article about you. ❞
❝ you’re famous ! ❞
❝ are you baiting me ? ❞
❝ how about some more cookies ? ❞
❝ this could be the best thing to happen to all of you. ❞
❝ why are you here ? ❞
❝ i have eliminated no suspects. ❞
❝ you tell her, or i will. ❞
❝ that’s some heavy duty conjecture. ❞
❝ i’m warning you. ❞
❝ are you goddamn insane ?! ❞
❝ up your ass. ❞
❝ matter of fact, eat shit. ❞
❝ definitely eat shit. ❞
❝ i won’t eat an iota of shit. ❞
❝ i’ll slap that smug smile. ❞
❝ we gotta do this more often. ❞
❝ when people get desperate, the knives come out. ❞
❝ this is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it. ❞
❝ i keep waiting for the big reveal. ❞
❝ i don’t feel like talking, i’m distraught. ❞
❝ you vicious little bitch. ❞
❝ in for a penny, in for a pound. ❞
❝ you asshole. ❞
❝ you’ve always been good to me. ❞
❝ what i’m about to say isn’t gonna be easy, and you’re gonna be upset. ❞
❝ you all love twisting the knife into one another. ❞
❝ you know something, spill it. ❞
❝ did you just google that ? ❞
❝ i did just google that. ❞
❝ don’t answer that if you’re gonna puke. ❞
❝ what the shit ?! ❞