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“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

Going to see the hadestown proshot in theaters again this Saturday…. Maybe it will be different this time…..

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Ohhhh that is too much for you little spider…

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Ohhh nooo…

#little spioderrr #nooooo #the dangers of alcoholism

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cause heres the thing to know how it ends & still begin to sing it again as if it might turn out this time

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in a world full of opinions on the new odyssey movie

go and watch the hadestown proshot in theatres with your best friend

#did this today #PEAKKK (I had never seen hadestown before)#was STRESSING in the theater when they were all happy together turned to my friend and went I know this myth. when does it get sad again.#and then it got sad again.#my friend kept laughing at me cus I had my hands on my head in absolute despair a #for like twenty minutes straight waiting for him to turn aroun #was shocked and heartbroken despite knowing it was gonna happen 10/10 #hadestown

Spain is our only hope someone HAS to save Hatsune Miku from Argentina

#woah dippy is World Cup posting #SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF THERE NOOOO #I CANT BELIEVE MESSI HAS MIKU #(I’m on my knees sobbing ripping my shirt open in despair)

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kill the shift manager in your brain

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you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

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...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

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you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

#actually great advice all negative thoughts are now my two evil managers who I hate trying to tell me what to do #IM the boss

Nikki from obsession they could never make me hate you. Bear from obsession they could never make me feel anything less than pure full body disdain at even the mention of your name there is no room for sympathy in my heart and you deserve a more painful death than that you were given in the movie.

#Nikki from obsession gets the best defense lawyer in the entire world #and tells them her story #and they’re like let’s see what these one wish willows are all about #and wish to never lose a case again #and Nikki wins her case and is found innocent and goes to therapy and the court gives her all of Ian’s money just because #yippee!! yippeeee!!!!!#obsession #Nikki #nikki freeman

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I’ll be your freaky Nikki

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hippydippydruid

I am a caricature of myself yeah I’m sitting in my bedroom wearing a Dr Pepper shirt surrounded by empty cans of Dr Pepper. What are my plans for my near future? Well in about five seconds I’m about to crack open a nice cold Dr Pepper. So. Probably drinking that.

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GUESS WHO JUST GOT A DIRTY DR PEPPER FROM TACO BELL 😝😝

I am a caricature of myself yeah I’m sitting in my bedroom wearing a Dr Pepper shirt surrounded by empty cans of Dr Pepper. What are my plans for my near future? Well in about five seconds I’m about to crack open a nice cold Dr Pepper. So. Probably drinking that.

#I LOVE DR PEPPER 🔥🔥🔥#I’ve never been normal about Dr Pepper #I wear this shirt not as an advertisement but as a warning. if Dr Pepper is near you should be filled with fear #(cus I’m coming 👹👹)#I thrifted the shirt btw I refuse to give a company money to essentially be a walking ad #had a whole moral dilemma about even buying it but my friend was like well you said last time we went shopping the only company you’d ever #wear was Dr Pepper and the opportunity is perfectly presenting itself here #and they were right lowkey the shirt is rly cute

Standing is a myth invented by big pain to sell more pain

#this post is brought to you by the fact that I am hurting all of the time! 😊#walking is the worst thing to ever be created second only to fast food jobs that don’t let you sit on the clock

If I want to wear PANTS with my outfit I WILL wear pants with my outfit. “Oh you live in the southern USA and it’s summer and it’s like ninety degrees out-“ meh meh meh I DONT CARE ✋ JEAN JACKET AND CARGO PANTS GO

#I was inside all day so I’m not completely insane #COME BACK FALL PLEASE #fall and winter my beloveds #I was waiting outside for like five minutes for my friend to meet up with me and I did have to strip the jacket bc I did start overheating #but still. there are things we must do for fashion

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they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

#now pls :(

She room in my back till I —————- “and the best part is…. You can eat them”

#CHOMP #backrooms movie #backrooms #somebody needs to take away my internet access pronto

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