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[thoughtkick]

Let’s raise children who won’t have to recover from their childhoods.

Pam Leo (via thoughtkick)

THIS!!

[arguablysomaya]

Jason: morning Goldie, what are you drinking?

Dick: … water

Jason: really? It doesn’t smell like water

Dick: it’s… imported water

Jason: from where?

Dick: Russia…

Jason: are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?

Dick: it’s nine thirty

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: give me some and I won’t tell B

Dick: deal

[funnytwittertweets]

[boazpriestly]

[hippymayhem]

Let this edge you on at least for the day.

[hippymayhem]

conservatives : pro-life

WE : yes please!!!!

[daweyt]

““You’re not a monster,” I said. But I lied. What I really wanted to say was that a monster is not such a terrible thing to be. From the Latin root monstrum, a divine messenger of catastrophe, then adapted by the Old French to mean an animal of myriad origins: centaur, griffin, satyr. To be a monster is to be a hybrid signal, a lighthouse: both shelter and warning at once.”

— Ocean Vuong, from “On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous”

(via lamenade)

this hits home 

[bro-im-tired]

Sylvain, apologizing: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.---

Felix: What's that?

Sylvain: Remorse code

Felix: I'm even angrier now

[pidgie-core]

-🍄Moss rug but now with MUSHROOM PLUSHIES YEAAAAAA (theyre from jellycat heheh)🍄-

[hippymayhem]

my vibe

[the-silent-screamer]

Nas has been spitting nothing but facts this week

[hippymayhem]

our boi crushing patriarchy one song at a time.

[jsmithcameronx]

Rayssa Leal of Team Brazil competes in the Women’s Street final on day three of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games.

[hippymayhem]

wowzzzaa gurl!!!!

[guerrillatech]

[hippymayhem]

Dave Mech says hi!!

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Janus: What are some reasons to hit the gym that aren't toxic patriarchal beauty standards?

Remus: Outrun the cops, outlive your enemies, more stamina for sex...

Logan: Actually sleep at night.

Janus: Get strong to fight racists.

Virgil: Listen to music in the gym without people interrupting.

Roman: Be strong enough to carry your loves! Also to throw your partner during swing dancing.

Logan: Carry more books.

Patton: Be strong enough to carry more dogs!

Janus: Destroy the government.

Patton: Protect your pets.

Roman: Lift your husband!

Virgil: Prevent another depression/anxiety cycle.

Logan: Lift debris off of people if they're caught in an accident.

Patton: Be the best at hugging!

Janus: Get revenge.

Roman: Make Thor proud!

Janus: Punch Nazis.

Remus: Crush your enemies with your thighs!

[hippymayhem]

Preaching this

[frawgs]

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

[spaceepigeon]

[hippymayhem]

Snakes RATTLE me and frogs PLAP me. 

[studentlifeproblems]

[hippymayhem]

This hits the adult note.

[autowahn]

Berlin.

[hippymayhem]

Study in grey

[lady-of-the-upside-down]

1929: Oops we crashed the stock market

2021: Let's crash the stock market

[hippymayhem]

WSB go grrrrrr!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hippymayhem]

Just saying.